>Average IQ of 65 >Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters) >Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name >Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean. >Little to no infrastructure >Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea). >Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.
12/12/2016 was the day Sup Forums declared war on their pathetic nation.
I asked this in the other thread since I don't really understand this Tuvalu thing:
Is that a Union Jack I see in the upper corner of Tuvalu's flag? Does that mean it's in the Commonwealth? Or otherwise somehow falls under British protections?
If so, are we trying to start WWIII?
David Morales
I think the king of the degenerate nation loved the design so much that he put it on the flag.
We shall change it to our beloved swasdika.
Noah Adams
>invading a sinking island
wew nice one lads
Gavin Price
We will turn Tuvalu into a powerhosue microstate
Justin Nelson
So Tuvalu is where they keep the Umbrella corporation eh? >T-virus >T >Tuvalu My god...
Sebastian Ramirez
We're white.
We don't give a fuck if it's sinking, we're gonna Netherlands that shit.
Jason Edwards
Yeah. It's a commonwealth nation within military range of Australia and New Zealand.
Eli Ortiz
>Sup Forumsacks building
okay then good luck
Logan Edwards
Reminder that libertarian tards tried this only to get cucked by Tonga when the free market couldn't save them.
Interesting. Hey I have Tuvalu's flag in my collection too so apparently they have Internet there!
Sebastian Ward
This is simple as fuck, you would probably need 4 dozen people with rifles and a radio setup, an APC would be nice too, doesn't have to be fancy. Police force is probably miniscule. If you're just going to kill everyone no point in trying to occupy the place. Also power can be cut and so can telephone/internet that isn't satillite. First thing would probably be to destroy those installations. That and radio
Aiden Foster
Why such a tiny island? Are there really no other islands out there?
Cameron Young
It's the most irritating of islands
It must be purged and reclaimed by the white man.
Joseph Lopez
So how do we get there?
Asher Bennett
Its not that hard to conquer a semite nation, you can do it in 3 steps:
1. Supplies, weapons and vehicles are easy to get, just download TOR browser and go to a subhuman african weapons site, and buy 500 ak47 and a handfull of Hinds for 2 ebola pills and a condom
2. Set up a rally point, like an island close to target nation or the like. Spend a week training these degenerates in basic weapon maintenence and combat, organize all troops into squads and get all avaliable pilots ready
3. 2 hinds are enough to take out their only ship, while the rest targets all communications to prevent enemy reinforcments. After that, prevent anyone from leaving the islands and take out government and other authority.
Jace Wilson
Posting glorious Sup Forums Navy.
Gabriel Thomas
What the fuck are you talking about? This would just make other people come after you and kill you. Pretty sure this Island isn't even self sufficient so they could just stop sending food and gas.
Liam Jackson
I'd say go for the Maldives instead
James Cook
...
Evan Allen
No army and no protection.
Austin Allen
...
Grayson Jackson
Except the entire British navy.
Joshua Parker
Not if we cut comms within the first 10 minutes, and since they dont even have a fucking cesna to defend their airspace we will have full air superiority
Hind>sticks
Evan Phillips
Nah they'll go full jihad too risky
Bentley Ramirez
>Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name someone explain this ?
Jose Gutierrez
Wrong, it's not a British territory; therefore military response is not obliged. Commonwealth tier like the dozens of African countries who are always having coups/revolutions/military action.
Still, do not go to Tuvalu.
Joshua Taylor
It's part of the commonwealth.
Someone will find out. They need to contact the outside world for supplies. Killing them off seems retarded
Isaac King
Their government gets like 20% of its revenue from selling .tv domain names.
Cuck lets be real here, no company/nation actually wants to give them food and shit, they are coconigger and deserve to die. Besides, if we promise any threatening force something that they want, then we will be fine
Caleb Cooper
>tfw this is solely invented by a obstinately flaggot to get the rare flag
Nicholas Evans
>It's part of the commonwealth. This does not guarantee military protection.
Gabriel Cook
has anyone considered purchasing some old military vehicles? Gunships/ helicopters are prohibitively expensive, tanks are way overkill and artillery is obviously unnecessary, but half a dozen APCs would drastically lower our losses in the first wave. I would wager there is nothing on the islands larger than a large machine-gun (I think someone mentioned in a previous thread)
If we get /o/ on the case we could fix up a few of these:
We just have to shut down the power station and telecommunication center near the coast on the main island. Then go over the runway to the government offices, hospital and national "bank"
Colton Allen
Who cares about losses, the price the white man has to pay for its freedom is never too high, and the souls of our white brothers will only strengthen our troops as we land on the beaches of coconigeria and throw ourselfs bravely against their sticks and rocks
William Collins
Why would you need to secure the hospital?
Way to get off to a bad start dumbass. If you have the government then the coup is over. Bank +1
Why the devil would you take the hospital?
Kayden Edwards
Why do you need to invade the damn country?
Just swarm the place and settle there like the good refugees you all are fleeing political persecution.
Claim you are one six millionth Jewish and need Holocaust bux for your autism.
Parker Rogers
To prevent niggermagic from ressurecting the spirits of past, present and future
that's very noble, but bringing half a dozen BTR-60s or OT-64s could be the difference between crushing defeat and total victory.
These island nations do have to have a bunch of small arms to protect themselves from the occasional pirate. That's all worth shit if you're firing at armour.
we've got some 5-50 years before the island is completely covered in water. We don't have time for jewish subversion tricks.
Cooper Smith
sure. humvees work as well I guess. Just *something* rather than nothing
Parker Hughes
5-50 Years
Unless you;re building a nuke, what exactly are you going to use that time on an island in the middle of nowhere?
David Smith
Trips decides what we rename Tuvalu after the conquest.
Jose Wilson
don't think anyone has really thought that far ahead tbqh
Jordan Ortiz
Mother Base
Easton Brown
If we hurry up we can probably buy some high tech shit from ISIS for a cheap buck
Jordan Flores
We are going against this, better hang on to your butts.
Think the plan was to strong-arm the thing from them. from the picture, I can't see the 20mm Oerlikon cannon, which is good. A few old OT-64s from the Czech army would come in cheap if we all chipped in, resist pretty much anything else on the island and would secure my nations reputation in the new state. Also, fully amphibious, which comes in handy for island warfare.
Henry Torres
>vehicles
We just need a couple of cars with 23mm AA guns. And some mortars. BMPs and other millitary vehicles would get bogged down in the jungle as well as they require many millitary grade spare parts, just a 23mm mounted on a pick up truck is cheaper, faster and way less expensive.
Getting mortars probably isint too hard. We can manufacture the mortar rounds ourselves.
RPG-7s and AK-47s is all we need otherwise.
Oh and a few boats. Put on a 23mm or even larger anti aircraft gun , some mortars and we could shell them into submission.
We dont even need to kill or injure anybody. The island residents would probably surrender as soon as we entered the town.
We'd take over, basically keep the civilian population subjugated, and slowly breed them out with white people.
95% chance that if you actually do this properly, there will be 0 need for any violence.
Isaiah Rogers
NEvermind the link. Wtf is he talking about
Zachary Lee
German idealism
Benjamin Lewis
Sup Forumsland will be ours.
Owen Murphy
Faggotville
Mason Allen
Poland
Lincoln Bailey
WW3STARTER
Christian Gonzalez
Reroll hail kek
Isaac Adams
You know what could be ABSOLUTELY devastating?
A VBIED.
Find a truck, fill it to the brim with explosives, and send it to the center of their small capital town.
These have been put to incredibly devastating effect in Syria and Iraq.
The only downside is that it requires a driver.
Or maybe we can figure out how to remote control it, that would be prefferable.
Pic related, detone this in the center of their capital town and their civilian population gets forced into submission instantly.
Hudson Sanders
Israel 2
Daniel Thompson
So close.
Adrian Thompson
Saint-Thule
Hunter Watson
No need for RPGs and AA guns. It's not like we'd really get them anyway.
.50 BMG rifles offer enough anti-material effect with what they have
Sup Forums and /k/ would have all the small arms (rifles) you'd want.
Hunter Baker
But honestly, it would just be a better idea to find a remote, way more habitable island in the middle of nowhere and settle there.
The pacific is filled to the brim with islands like this, and many are uninhabited.
Andrew Stewart
Colony of kek?
Tyler Nelson
Kek Republic
Eli Ross
Niggers Suck Lol Island
Julian Morales
the meme republic
Sebastian Morris
Memetic Free State of Polica
Kayden Kelly
Kangorilla Union
Ryan Wilson
Sup Forumsand
Elijah Ward
Keklandia
Robert Stewart
#RefugeesWelcome >CAPTCHA was pizza
Elijah Russell
REEE Get out immigrants world fag
Ethan Morgan
1. Cuts off medical care for the enemy 2. Secures medical care for yourself.
