>be american
>ordering pizza online for 2nd breakfast
>suddenly feel my bowels moving
>must be the triple mcdonalds burger meal i had for breakfast
>go on with my business
>bowels moving again and feel the need to shart
>yell for mom to come help me off the bed and into the car
>rush to moms car, sit in the back seat like a good boy
>start driving to the local walmart 50 yards down the road
>trying my best not to disappoint the founding fathers and shart outside of the mart
>it hurts so bad but the men of america mustn't shirk their duty and give in to tyranny and oppression
>we finally arrive and park in the designated shart carpark for quick visits in and out of the mart (payed for by Obamacare)
>rent a shart prevention mobility scooter designed to get you into the mart without sharting along the way
>nearly through the doors, i can see my favourite aisle from outside
>suddenly the walmart closes because of a gunman shooting the place up
>police arrive and see me outside of the door
>draw my gun to defend myself from government oppression and tyrannical police state
>they shoot me and the shock causes me to shart outside of the mart
>im in shock, this is not what the founding fathers would have wanted for america
>mom tells me im no longer her son and im s disgrace to the free people of the USA
>police cuff and beat me to death for 1 count of shart outside mart
Be american
SHART
IN
THE
MART
PARKING LOT
MART
...
We did it!
damn it feels good to be an american
pajeet thanks for my technical support last night i know you only get paid $5 a day but it helped me out alot
POO
kek
>be indian
>build loo
>make message about how to poo in aforementioned loo
>shit in street
System.out.println("Nice meme, Akshar");
> be Pajeet
>go to American store to feel like superpower
> see bear hugging newspaper on package
> decide to read bear newspaper while poo
> buy package and take 2 steps from front door and squat for curry poo
> anger when newspaper is only white soft paper that is smooth to the touch
> wipe ass with hand and recycle Charmin newspaper.
AMERIKEKS BTFO!! HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
POO IN AISLE TWO
POO AND SUE
POO BOULDER IN THE CUP HOLDER
POO POO PEE PEE IN AISLE 3
What's everyone's favorite mart to shart in?
What isle?
Personally I'm partial to Target and the linen isle. Provides extra material if my shart is leaky from all the freedom I ingest.
DELETE THIS NOW
This faggot got what he deserved for sharting outside the mart.
>suddenly the walmart closes because of a gunman shooting the place up
can't happen, it's a gun free zone
brilliant
>Not taking your microwave to the frozen food aisle and eating burgers while you shit
Shieeeet. Thanks for the advice fellow sharter!
Is there a decent sized microwave that I can hook into my FREEDOM scooter that can cook at least 4 quadruple mcdonalds burgers?
>superpower by 2024
funniest currytard on the internet.. 5 stars for you sir... SUP BERGERZ.. DOES YOU SHART IN TEHH MART?
Sides: Nuked
Thanks Pajeet
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He has a fucking loo flag
Lol. Yeah right, that totally happened.
Sharters and Looers have the best alliance.
> tfw I shit my pants inside mart and don't even know it
Also my wife notices and has a giggle. Later I lift my belly flaps and stick my burger inside her folds
pretty good india
id change the sharts though, too repetitive. poop shit
youre better than that
>He doesn't shart in Targets electronics section
Pleb as fuck m8
Great job Pajeet