Brit/pol/ - Fresh Links/Nuttall Edition

>Theresa-No-Mates: how Brussels snubbed our Prime Minister
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/15/theresa-no-mates-brussels-snubbed-prime-minister/

>Theresa May given cold shoulder at Brussels EU summit in 'awkward' video
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/15/theresa-may-seen-ignored-eu-summit-awkward-video/

>EU leaders to discuss Brexit without May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38319340

>Councils angry at social care offer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38319342

>£50,000,000,000! Shameless EU 'divorce' bill that Brussels expects Britain to pay to LEAVE
express.co.uk/news/politics/743999/Britain-forced-pay-50-billion-leave-European-Union-brexit

>EU 27's Brexit plans LEAKED: Shock report shows Brussels bigwigs will play hardball
express.co.uk/news/politics/743969/European-Union-EU-Brexit-negotiations-Article-50-Donald-Tusk-Juncker-Theresa-May-Schulz

>KASSAM: The BBC Ignores WHY an EU Trade Deal Might Take 10 Years... Hint: It's the EU, not Brexit
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/15/kassam-media-shocked-trade-deals-take-years-negotiate/

>Cologne Sex Attacks One Year On: 1300 Victims, Just 18 Convictions
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/15/cologne-one-year-arrests-fewer-convictions/

>Video at EU summit is Brexit in a nutshell
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/15/lonely-theresa-may-video-at-eu-summit-is-brexit-in-a-nutshell

>Theresa May left in the cold at EU summit
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/theresa-may-left-cold-eu-summit/

>Theresa May warned £50bn 'Brexit bill' will be 'one of first issues'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-brexit-50bn-eu-a7478126.html

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Is this an accurate portrayal of Brit/pol/?
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Imperial Leather

>fresh

debatable

H E R T F O R D S H I R E

>11 headlines
>4 stories

Gulag all trip fags

Last thread people complained and told me to use the new ones. Just following orders lad.

this covers my feelings on brit/pol/ lately

youtube.com/watch?v=qYVRqN03aHw

K A R E N
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Jesus, that was quick.

>nail clippers not folded and next to your dinner
I think I will give it a miss mate.

I dislike tea and crumpets and Sunday dinners and English breakfasts and whatever British cuisine, but I still make a point of consuming it to preserve British culture.

Is this autism?

you didnt use your garlic sauce.sad

I can smell you from here, dirty fucker.

One day soon nail clippers will be classed as offensive weapons.

Hell, they probably are, you're just allowed to have them in your home, like knives.

Missed Only Fools and Horses.

you know they make them that big so you can eat some later or share it, yes?

Thats my dogs flea comb too.

>white mother and yellow father
>not white father and yellow mother
De-waifu'd.

Can easily watch it anytime on 123Movies

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>the people finally win big on the chase which is so hard and unfair it may as well be rigged
>take a hissy fit when they finally win

Fuck you. You fat kike

>county borders London

Why has God forsaken us?

Lol good one

the
cod

it means you aren't really british.

What? They're showing it again? What channel? If it's gold you can fuck right off.

>"The greed for gold departed,
>The golden calf cast down,
>Old England's sons again shall raise
>The Altar and the Crown."

>"And never believe in fated decline,
>Or that all things must turn to sand,
>For you are the sun, not the vine,
>The seasons: at your command."

Lads, is anyone worried about getting arrested due to their internet posting history? I never use my name or anything else that would dox myself but I'm still nervous desu

Good to know they're showing Blackadder and One Foot in the Grave on the fucking DOCUMENTARY CHANNELS.

That show is shit.
>congrats all four of you won 6,000,000 euros
>now time for the final round
>lol sorry you lose

We told him to fuck off first to be fair

I hate that fat fuck.

Vixen is best chaser.

>Just following orders lad.

I guess your heart was in the right place.

Seen the Cologne one before.
Not exactly UK related either.

Please tell me that you put that bottle in the fridge.

Please tell me that's the same bottle for the past couple of days and you don't drink one a day.

They're already building their case lad.

leddit tier

They'll either:
Take a few in as an example from areas with shit police like Scotland and London
or
Carry on doing nothing.
So unless you're sending shit to MPs with your real name and live in London you're fine.

>tfw to inteligent

>cretins actually believe that wasn't scripted
baka

I think poor people should be given the prize money even if they lose.

It's human rights abuse to dangle money In front of them and then snatch it away

They are all rigged to fuck anyway.

Hello Rob Reed.

>tfw watching chase with daddy
>there are four white contestants
>i tell him the chaser will either be the black or the paki
>he asks how i know
>"diversity quotas"
>it was the paki and all

>Brexit doesn't happen
>Use free movement to move elsewhere
Who else /Perfidious/ here?

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>Antisemitism now illegal in Britain: Theresa May confirms at PMQs today that the guidelines below will now become OFFICIAL government policy for policing hate speech
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism

>Why we need an English Labour Party
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2016/12/why-we-need-english-labour-party

>George Galloway: "Stop pretending that in a capitalist society, free movement of labour is anything other than a recipe for driving down wages"
express.co.uk/news/uk/742916/george-galloway-blasts-liberals-brexit-racist

>Tory Councillor who offered to donate "the steam from his piss" to Jo Cox banned from party for four years
thelondoneconomic.com/news/tory-councillor-who-donated-steam-from-his-piss-to-jo-coxs-memorial-fund-has-ban-doubled/14/12/

>Isabelle Hard-on warns against Fake News™
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2014/11/the-menace-of-memes-how-pictures-can-paint-a-thousand-lies/

>Douglas Murray writes on Jo Cox being used for political gain
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/decent-people-dont-explain-away-hideous-crimes/

>King Cuck: Brexit doesn't have to mean leaving the EU
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/14/brexit-need-not-be-farages-style-of-brexit-says-ukip-mp

I assume they get a fee for appearing.

I never stopped believing. My carol service was full today - though the age of the town is showing. Few young faces.

I suppose you think wrestling is 'scripted' too?

No question time tonight lads
Now we will never know what happened to the £350 million for the NHS or who will wipe this old mans arse.

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Why are you still in Britain? Leave it

>He married his cousin
>He has false teeth because he's fat and stuffs his gullet with junk food constantly.

Oh shit, good eyes senpai

I'LL HAVE ABIG MAC

>or who will wipe this old mans arse

Woah shit, I never knew s m h is posted as baka.

desu senpai

The Chase sucks anyway

It's better than pointless that's for certain, and tipping point.

I worry for the guy who made pic related

>They take it very badly
>So do we
Kek, based old lady.

>The shite-caked arse

Really want to talk about something but not sure what I should talk about.

Brexit won't really happen. Either your politicians will stall for years and rerun the vote when they think they'll get the right decision or they'll pull out but enact laws to keep you functionally a member. Either way nothing you care about, like immigration or economics, will change.

you're right, both of those are boring as shit. Especially Tipping Point.

That's not enough. It should be life changing amounts of money

>who will wipe this old mans arse.

>tfw to smart to care for the old and helpless

When is the wall being built?

Are Goldman Sachs still allowing Trump to do it?

I find her weirdly hot for some reason.

Just had a wank in the toilets at work lads, best wank I've had in months.

>implying he actually said anything wrong

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>Not wanking in the toilets at school

>Even if you did leave school 7 years ago

I did it once when I was a supermarket delivery driver, had an hour long break in a layby, saw a girl I spoke to up town on FB and had a cheeky one over her pics.

Another time this girl sent me a pic of her tits and I just had to go to the toilet and jizz immediately.

I really hated her at first now I just want to fuck her, she is comes across as a smug and is fat as fuck but there is something about her lad.

Probably just the way they make her look.

>work

>No question time tonight

You're joking, I went out and got my favourite cider just for QT

Such lewdness

The House of Lords must go - not be reformed, not be replaced, not be reborn in some nominated life-after-death patronage paradise, just closed down, abolished, finished.
t. Baron Kinnock of Bedwellty.

(Kinnock is quite interesting. He didn't kill the Labour party in-and-of-himself but I think the Labour party killed him. I think dropping unilateralism in 1992 pushed him into being a total sell-out after BLAIR got in and actually won an election.)

Imagine her being your wife and watching her on the sofa with a huge black bull through the front room window.

that was not intended to be a reply.

Though NEIL KINCOCK was being quite degenerate. youtube.com/watch?v=6mcJ4G4LZMk

Not until Jan 12th

W-why is there a huge black bull coming through the window user?

youtube.com/watch?v=wZgVkP6o6Ig
Gripping stuff

I used to do this in the mornings to try and sober up, didn't have that job long shockingly enough

>it's a YKTD pretends he has the moral high ground in leeching of society post

I hope you're all staying up for This Week lads

>not intended to be a reply
I did wonder about the relevance.

My preferred method of Lords reform is Big Brother style eviction by public vote for the least popular peers.

Fucking hell, at least tell me This Week is on tonight

Are you Irish?

The HoL should be replaced by heads of every profession in the country, elected by the members of said profession.

I find philomena cunk weirdly hot

you do realise that the beast is based?

twitter.com/MarkLabbett

Whoa there Oswald.

I like that one off of the IT crowd, the ginger one.

WE WILL BE VICTORS OF TOMORROW, WHO ARE THE VICTIMS OF TODAY

>tfw someone would be Lord Shitposter

11:45 (((BBC)))1

Patrician taste fampai.

He actually did it, I gather.

I'm impressed. Gripping indeed.