>nail clippers not folded and next to your dinner I think I will give it a miss mate.
Ryder Baker
I dislike tea and crumpets and Sunday dinners and English breakfasts and whatever British cuisine, but I still make a point of consuming it to preserve British culture.
Is this autism?
Noah Cooper
you didnt use your garlic sauce.sad
Elijah Ross
I can smell you from here, dirty fucker.
Blake Garcia
One day soon nail clippers will be classed as offensive weapons.
Hell, they probably are, you're just allowed to have them in your home, like knives.
Camden Phillips
Missed Only Fools and Horses.
Wyatt Clark
you know they make them that big so you can eat some later or share it, yes?
Lincoln White
Thats my dogs flea comb too.
Blake Ward
>white mother and yellow father >not white father and yellow mother De-waifu'd.
>the people finally win big on the chase which is so hard and unfair it may as well be rigged >take a hissy fit when they finally win
Fuck you. You fat kike
Connor Russell
>county borders London
Why has God forsaken us?
Jacob Clark
Lol good one
Blake Wright
the cod
Wyatt Robinson
it means you aren't really british.
Joseph Barnes
What? They're showing it again? What channel? If it's gold you can fuck right off.
Leo Hall
>"The greed for gold departed, >The golden calf cast down, >Old England's sons again shall raise >The Altar and the Crown."
>"And never believe in fated decline, >Or that all things must turn to sand, >For you are the sun, not the vine, >The seasons: at your command."
Juan Wilson
Lads, is anyone worried about getting arrested due to their internet posting history? I never use my name or anything else that would dox myself but I'm still nervous desu
Nathan Murphy
Good to know they're showing Blackadder and One Foot in the Grave on the fucking DOCUMENTARY CHANNELS.
Christopher Murphy
That show is shit. >congrats all four of you won 6,000,000 euros >now time for the final round >lol sorry you lose
Logan Edwards
We told him to fuck off first to be fair
Evan Parker
I hate that fat fuck.
Vixen is best chaser.
Mason Lee
>Just following orders lad.
I guess your heart was in the right place.
Seen the Cologne one before. Not exactly UK related either.
Nathan James
Please tell me that you put that bottle in the fridge.
Please tell me that's the same bottle for the past couple of days and you don't drink one a day.
Ryder Price
They're already building their case lad.
Zachary Rogers
leddit tier
Jason Brown
They'll either: Take a few in as an example from areas with shit police like Scotland and London or Carry on doing nothing. So unless you're sending shit to MPs with your real name and live in London you're fine.
Aaron Gutierrez
>tfw to inteligent
Adrian Lewis
>cretins actually believe that wasn't scripted baka
Noah Robinson
I think poor people should be given the prize money even if they lose.
It's human rights abuse to dangle money In front of them and then snatch it away
They are all rigged to fuck anyway.
Christopher Fisher
Hello Rob Reed.
Levi Scott
>tfw watching chase with daddy >there are four white contestants >i tell him the chaser will either be the black or the paki >he asks how i know >"diversity quotas" >it was the paki and all
Cooper Sanders
>Brexit doesn't happen >Use free movement to move elsewhere Who else /Perfidious/ here?
>Antisemitism now illegal in Britain: Theresa May confirms at PMQs today that the guidelines below will now become OFFICIAL government policy for policing hate speech gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism
I never stopped believing. My carol service was full today - though the age of the town is showing. Few young faces.
Oliver Moore
I suppose you think wrestling is 'scripted' too?
Jeremiah Harris
No question time tonight lads Now we will never know what happened to the £350 million for the NHS or who will wipe this old mans arse.
Noah Thompson
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Elijah Fisher
Why are you still in Britain? Leave it
Matthew Torres
>He married his cousin >He has false teeth because he's fat and stuffs his gullet with junk food constantly.
Jeremiah Scott
Oh shit, good eyes senpai
David Brown
I'LL HAVE ABIG MAC
Alexander Morgan
>or who will wipe this old mans arse
Jonathan Walker
Woah shit, I never knew s m h is posted as baka.
desu senpai
Noah Cook
The Chase sucks anyway
Bentley Nelson
It's better than pointless that's for certain, and tipping point.
Adrian Ross
I worry for the guy who made pic related
Eli Rogers
>They take it very badly >So do we Kek, based old lady.
Isaac Adams
>The shite-caked arse
Colton Rivera
Really want to talk about something but not sure what I should talk about.
Ethan Allen
Brexit won't really happen. Either your politicians will stall for years and rerun the vote when they think they'll get the right decision or they'll pull out but enact laws to keep you functionally a member. Either way nothing you care about, like immigration or economics, will change.
Tyler Cook
you're right, both of those are boring as shit. Especially Tipping Point.
David Hernandez
That's not enough. It should be life changing amounts of money
Hudson Hughes
>who will wipe this old mans arse.
>tfw to smart to care for the old and helpless
Jonathan Perry
When is the wall being built?
Are Goldman Sachs still allowing Trump to do it?
Jacob Evans
I find her weirdly hot for some reason.
Ryder Roberts
Just had a wank in the toilets at work lads, best wank I've had in months.
I did it once when I was a supermarket delivery driver, had an hour long break in a layby, saw a girl I spoke to up town on FB and had a cheeky one over her pics.
Another time this girl sent me a pic of her tits and I just had to go to the toilet and jizz immediately.
Elijah Williams
I really hated her at first now I just want to fuck her, she is comes across as a smug and is fat as fuck but there is something about her lad.
Probably just the way they make her look.
Jeremiah Thomas
>work
Lincoln Bell
>No question time tonight
You're joking, I went out and got my favourite cider just for QT
Parker Edwards
Such lewdness
Colton Davis
The House of Lords must go - not be reformed, not be replaced, not be reborn in some nominated life-after-death patronage paradise, just closed down, abolished, finished. t. Baron Kinnock of Bedwellty.
(Kinnock is quite interesting. He didn't kill the Labour party in-and-of-himself but I think the Labour party killed him. I think dropping unilateralism in 1992 pushed him into being a total sell-out after BLAIR got in and actually won an election.)
Owen Lee
Imagine her being your wife and watching her on the sofa with a huge black bull through the front room window.