Canadians

Why are Canadians the funniest people on the planet?

I mean, every comedy show has a majority of Canadian writers. The top funniest people worldwide are Canadian, and they have been for a long time. Why can't the rest of the world be as hilarious as us?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=h_vvI26NnwE
youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE
youtube.com/watch?v=tiylnBNwKac
youtube.com/watch?v=_nuFfd9kgbE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Were just that great

Its the treason everyones refers to us as "fucking leafs"

Its jealousy

>I mean, every comedy show has a majority of Canadian writers
I have NEVER laughed at a comedy show.

Your country doesn't even have TV's. So i'd expect that.

>Norm MacDonald is Canadian
Damn. The leaf got us there.

Fuck off you idiot.

Is this your average Canadian joke, to be blatantly retarded? Because its not funny.

You faggots have a leaf for a flag.No one is jealous.

Don't be so mad that I spanked you in one comment.

CHING BONK TONK QWACK?

Have you looked at your flag? You literally have another cultures symbol on your flag. You're cucked.

More people recognize our flag than they do yours. Fuck off ya dingus

kek no one is mad bucko

Post some BLACKED if you want to make me mad.

I happen to worship God, not a fucking leaf. I think christianity is quite widespread.

Why? Dude, you're from Chile, you're black my nigga.

Old Canadian comedy
>Mike Myers
>Jim Carrey
>Norm Macdonald

Nu Canadian comedy
>Samantha Bee
>Shaun majumder rapping about beige power

We've been pozzed

>I mean, every comedy show has a majority of Canadian writers. The top funniest people worldwide are Canadian, and they have been for a long time. Why can't the rest of the world be as hilarious as us?

Sure , that's right !!!! And here's Canada's greatest joke ever .......

>chile
>black
Canadian's education.

>Why are Canadians the funniest people on the planet?
taxes are so high, and people so fucking stupid, that you either develop a sense of humour or kys

>died playing hockey

You’re killin’ me, bro

Oh the hilarity !!!!!

Ok

race war now

Canada's greatest joke !!!!!

HAHAHA Top tier.
Don't be mad homeboy.

You're cringeworthy as fuck.

But hey, you're both a Christian and from Norway. It makes sense!

Have fun being the 51st state. Only reason more people recognize your fucking faggot leaf flag is because you're north of the US. All makes sense, eh?

Why are you so mad? I just said Canadians are funny and for some reason that offends you. Take a chill pill faggot.

Get the fuck outta here. "higher education" is just day care for socialist adults.

Because you think you're worth shit and you're spewing out lies you french-english leafblower. Why are you so delusional?

>implying we're trying

Try it. Give me your best shot.

Look at the facts bro. Every since the 70''s Canadians have dominated the comedy scene. Are you mad because when people think of Norway comedy never comes to mind?

Why do Beaners and Chile don't mix?


>BECAUSE BEANS DON'T GO IN CHILLI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pretty sure he's from texas

Kid's in the hall was great
There was a time in the 90's where any (((agenda))) in comedy was far less perceptible.
I guess Scott Thompson is gay an all but all he did was make fun of fags. He also has AIDS.

SNL is run by a Canadian Jew, and that show has sucked major ass as far as recent memory goes.

this is children's comedy. Made me chuckle out of mutual embarrassment. Good job you win.

I attest that when I think of Canadians I cannot stop laughing

You guys sit in your basements all day watching curling whilst masturbating with leaves.

When people think of Norway they think of vikings. When people think of Canada, they think of an english-french orgy with leaves being used as condoms (hence your flag).

I didn't say Norway was good at the comedy scene, can't really say it is either, but Canada is fucking worse, eh.

Atleast you understand. Only people that think Canada is worth shit is Canadians themselves, what a coincidence.

yeah, I wish we had something original and gorgeous that reflects just who we are...like Norway, whose flag colours were directly copied from the French flag, and whose cross was copied from the Danish flag.
If only Canada could be so original and ground-breaking.
mfw

KITH was some good shit. I also miss Jim Carrey on ILC, he was the best
youtube.com/watch?v=h_vvI26NnwE

Your girlfriend got porked by a Canadian tourist didn't she?

If you're the thin kind of loser, why don't you start wearing some panties for me sweetie? You'll never be a man, and you'll attract nothing but failure and ass-kickings in life, but i'm willing to help you become a queen of sissies. I think it would really help your psyche to surrender the aspects of you that have failed and made you a bitter, shitty person. Let it go. Take a shower and carefully shave off your body hair, slip on a cute pair of panties and hose, lube your fingers up, and slide them inside your hole while watching some of the sissy hypno webms/gifs on this board.

I'm genuinely curious, when was the last time Norway did anything of importance, relevant or notable on a global, or even regional scale?

Canadian tourists? Since when did you abandon your basements from watching curling?

40% of Hollywood is Canadian, for better or worse. (Quite possibly worse.)


>you're black my nigga

leave that shit to the Americans. you come off as a pathetic idiot. You can do better - and if you can't, punch yourself in the nuts and stop posting.

Your version of bacon is terrible.

Canadian comedy today:

youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE

You're a Chilean immigrant aren't you?

Not having a fucking leaf in our flag you faggot.

The leafs get a pardon for Nathan Fielder and the tpb's.

...

lol
not "our" version
think about it - is there anything in Norway that you call "Norwegian Ski Butter" or whatever? Wouldn't you just call it "Ski Butter".

Canadian bacon is an American name for a British product (back bacon).

Kek Jesus Christ, that was fucking pathetic, try again.

Not any kind of immigrant.
My brother went to Chile, though.
From what I understand, they have some pretty good skiing there.
As well as pretty shocking porn, just playing on the TV for some reason.

I thought it was kind of funny tbqh.

>he's genuinely upset that no one knows or cares what the Norway flag looks like, because it's literally color switched from multiple flags that are identical to it
>he's genuinely upset know one knows or cares about a single Norwegian person, anywhere on planet Earth
>he's actually mad he lives in a nation where more women want to fuck the Canadian Prime Minister than can even name who their own Prime Minister is

all of this is only part of the reason we put a leaf on our flag. supremacy breeds jealousy.

Haha that made me chuckle actually. "Norwegian Ski Butter". Okay I'll give you that one.

You didn't gain independence before 1982.

I'm black but I've been to Norway before, why are Norwegian blondes so crazy for bbc? I want to live there and spread my genes.

I guess it's funny in the fact that I asked him a genuine question, and the best he could come up with was a schoolyard-tier insult (because he knows Norway is far more irrelevant than Canada)

Holy shit Lars, can you even read? I asked when the last time NORWAY has done anything of relevance.

>Know one knows

Nice grammar you got there. How does it feel that a norwegian citizen beats you at your own game?

Because norwegian guys dress in tight girl's clothes, hence the lust for something out of the ordinary.

White Scandinavian bois were honestly built for bbc.

I wasn't doing a second attempt you leaflicker.

>laugh w̶i̶t̶h̶ AT you

Right, exactly. Most of them.

STFU remember were #notallleafs I'm Russian

Humor is a coping mechanism for misery. All Canadians are miserable.

Aww burgerboi, you're 53% white its ok i understand

Here is a link to John Candy from second city fir Fineans rainbow meats....

Hillarious

youtube.com/watch?v=tiylnBNwKac

I think that we don't have any insecure manchildren like America, so it creates a better environment for comedy.

Another John Candy video....Mr Science.....must watch....

Hillarious

youtube.com/watch?v=_nuFfd9kgbE

>Norwegians in charge of basic reading comprehension
Stay in school kiddo.

Keep watching curling kiddo.

I guess banging rocks really is better than whatever you do over in Norgay.

We're doing quite nice with the oil, thank you.
I guess banging rocks is better than banging leaves and watching curling.

>Making less oil than Canada
Cucked!

...Yet we're the second best country in the world to be living in. Never did I state that we made more oil than you.

Is this the leaf proxies thread?

Trudeau is Cuban

>Second best country in the world to live in
Yes, I bet you get loads of Nordic gibs, Ahmed.