Why are Canadians the funniest people on the planet?
I mean, every comedy show has a majority of Canadian writers. The top funniest people worldwide are Canadian, and they have been for a long time. Why can't the rest of the world be as hilarious as us?
Its the treason everyones refers to us as "fucking leafs"
Its jealousy
Mason Collins
>I mean, every comedy show has a majority of Canadian writers I have NEVER laughed at a comedy show.
Ethan Torres
Your country doesn't even have TV's. So i'd expect that.
Jacob Gutierrez
>Norm MacDonald is Canadian Damn. The leaf got us there.
Andrew Morgan
Fuck off you idiot.
Daniel Wilson
Is this your average Canadian joke, to be blatantly retarded? Because its not funny.
Dominic Foster
You faggots have a leaf for a flag.No one is jealous.
Isaiah Davis
Don't be so mad that I spanked you in one comment.
CHING BONK TONK QWACK?
Have you looked at your flag? You literally have another cultures symbol on your flag. You're cucked.
Logan Cruz
More people recognize our flag than they do yours. Fuck off ya dingus
Justin Sullivan
kek no one is mad bucko
Post some BLACKED if you want to make me mad.
David Johnson
I happen to worship God, not a fucking leaf. I think christianity is quite widespread.
Owen Lee
Why? Dude, you're from Chile, you're black my nigga.
Camden Evans
Old Canadian comedy >Mike Myers >Jim Carrey >Norm Macdonald
Nu Canadian comedy >Samantha Bee >Shaun majumder rapping about beige power
We've been pozzed
Nathan Cook
>I mean, every comedy show has a majority of Canadian writers. The top funniest people worldwide are Canadian, and they have been for a long time. Why can't the rest of the world be as hilarious as us?
Sure , that's right !!!! And here's Canada's greatest joke ever .......
Aaron Collins
>chile >black Canadian's education.
Benjamin Martinez
>Why are Canadians the funniest people on the planet? taxes are so high, and people so fucking stupid, that you either develop a sense of humour or kys
Evan Powell
>died playing hockey
You’re killin’ me, bro
Angel Green
Oh the hilarity !!!!!
Nicholas Hernandez
Ok
Parker Long
race war now
Henry King
Canada's greatest joke !!!!!
Brayden Stewart
HAHAHA Top tier. Don't be mad homeboy.
Kevin Wright
You're cringeworthy as fuck.
But hey, you're both a Christian and from Norway. It makes sense!
Austin Reed
Have fun being the 51st state. Only reason more people recognize your fucking faggot leaf flag is because you're north of the US. All makes sense, eh?
Jordan Richardson
Why are you so mad? I just said Canadians are funny and for some reason that offends you. Take a chill pill faggot.
Ryan Perez
Get the fuck outta here. "higher education" is just day care for socialist adults.
Eli Ortiz
Because you think you're worth shit and you're spewing out lies you french-english leafblower. Why are you so delusional?
Julian Phillips
>implying we're trying
Thomas Rogers
Try it. Give me your best shot.
Levi Baker
Look at the facts bro. Every since the 70''s Canadians have dominated the comedy scene. Are you mad because when people think of Norway comedy never comes to mind?
Jacob Barnes
Why do Beaners and Chile don't mix?
>BECAUSE BEANS DON'T GO IN CHILLI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Camden King
Pretty sure he's from texas
Luke Morales
Kid's in the hall was great There was a time in the 90's where any (((agenda))) in comedy was far less perceptible. I guess Scott Thompson is gay an all but all he did was make fun of fags. He also has AIDS.
SNL is run by a Canadian Jew, and that show has sucked major ass as far as recent memory goes.
Henry Davis
this is children's comedy. Made me chuckle out of mutual embarrassment. Good job you win.
Aiden Sullivan
I attest that when I think of Canadians I cannot stop laughing
Julian Powell
You guys sit in your basements all day watching curling whilst masturbating with leaves.
When people think of Norway they think of vikings. When people think of Canada, they think of an english-french orgy with leaves being used as condoms (hence your flag).
I didn't say Norway was good at the comedy scene, can't really say it is either, but Canada is fucking worse, eh.
Matthew Cox
Atleast you understand. Only people that think Canada is worth shit is Canadians themselves, what a coincidence.
Wyatt Diaz
yeah, I wish we had something original and gorgeous that reflects just who we are...like Norway, whose flag colours were directly copied from the French flag, and whose cross was copied from the Danish flag. If only Canada could be so original and ground-breaking. mfw
Your girlfriend got porked by a Canadian tourist didn't she?
Mason Cook
If you're the thin kind of loser, why don't you start wearing some panties for me sweetie? You'll never be a man, and you'll attract nothing but failure and ass-kickings in life, but i'm willing to help you become a queen of sissies. I think it would really help your psyche to surrender the aspects of you that have failed and made you a bitter, shitty person. Let it go. Take a shower and carefully shave off your body hair, slip on a cute pair of panties and hose, lube your fingers up, and slide them inside your hole while watching some of the sissy hypno webms/gifs on this board.
Luke Lewis
I'm genuinely curious, when was the last time Norway did anything of importance, relevant or notable on a global, or even regional scale?
Jackson Turner
Canadian tourists? Since when did you abandon your basements from watching curling?
Robert Gomez
40% of Hollywood is Canadian, for better or worse. (Quite possibly worse.)
>you're black my nigga
leave that shit to the Americans. you come off as a pathetic idiot. You can do better - and if you can't, punch yourself in the nuts and stop posting.
The leafs get a pardon for Nathan Fielder and the tpb's.
Michael Cruz
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Robert Scott
lol not "our" version think about it - is there anything in Norway that you call "Norwegian Ski Butter" or whatever? Wouldn't you just call it "Ski Butter".
Canadian bacon is an American name for a British product (back bacon).
Ayden Torres
Kek Jesus Christ, that was fucking pathetic, try again.
Christopher Cook
Not any kind of immigrant. My brother went to Chile, though. From what I understand, they have some pretty good skiing there. As well as pretty shocking porn, just playing on the TV for some reason.
Asher Reyes
I thought it was kind of funny tbqh.
Jack Powell
>he's genuinely upset that no one knows or cares what the Norway flag looks like, because it's literally color switched from multiple flags that are identical to it >he's genuinely upset know one knows or cares about a single Norwegian person, anywhere on planet Earth >he's actually mad he lives in a nation where more women want to fuck the Canadian Prime Minister than can even name who their own Prime Minister is
all of this is only part of the reason we put a leaf on our flag. supremacy breeds jealousy.
Andrew Cox
Haha that made me chuckle actually. "Norwegian Ski Butter". Okay I'll give you that one.
You didn't gain independence before 1982.
Joshua Rivera
I'm black but I've been to Norway before, why are Norwegian blondes so crazy for bbc? I want to live there and spread my genes.
Hudson Evans
I guess it's funny in the fact that I asked him a genuine question, and the best he could come up with was a schoolyard-tier insult (because he knows Norway is far more irrelevant than Canada)
Holy shit Lars, can you even read? I asked when the last time NORWAY has done anything of relevance.
Adrian Sullivan
>Know one knows
Nice grammar you got there. How does it feel that a norwegian citizen beats you at your own game?
Juan Mitchell
Because norwegian guys dress in tight girl's clothes, hence the lust for something out of the ordinary.
Jordan Thomas
White Scandinavian bois were honestly built for bbc.
Kevin Davis
I wasn't doing a second attempt you leaflicker.
Levi Gutierrez
>laugh w̶i̶t̶h̶ AT you
Hudson Lopez
Right, exactly. Most of them.
Blake Stewart
STFU remember were #notallleafs I'm Russian
Logan Sanchez
Humor is a coping mechanism for misery. All Canadians are miserable.
Justin Perry
Aww burgerboi, you're 53% white its ok i understand
Cameron Reyes
Here is a link to John Candy from second city fir Fineans rainbow meats....