Men's guidebook to women

Heavily adapted from Tom Leykis's talk... take it in boys. This will get you laid:

I. Rules

(1) Be your own man, do not let others define you.
(2) Hold steady to your beliefs, even in the face of adversity or criticism. Believe in yourself.
(3) Actively try to improve yourself each day. This could be as simple as learning something new.
(4) Don’t be afraid to take time for yourself, doing activities that you enjoy.
(5) Live in comfort, understand that you are perfectly content regardless of what happens

II. Women

In General: You should act normal, be yourself, and do not compromise your values to appease them. However, you should be careful not to appear overly satisfied to see them or talk with them, especially if you are attracted to them. In the work setting, you should take his or her opinions as you would anyone else’s. You should NOT go out of your way to see them or talk to them for the sake of talking to them, under any circumstances. Maintain your course.

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>the new revised edition
1.) the back of the hand

The Five - ABCDE Rules for Hot women:

(a) Conversations
(1) Short, Curt, Evasive – when talking to her, be short, don’t flirt or exasperate the conversation in any way. Answer questions directly and quickly. If she asks where you are going, tell her and leave. Don’t ask her anything that could carry the conversation (leave that to her). If it is during the day, and there is no prospect of hooking up with them, be evasive. The object here is to avoid revealing info about yourself or anything that would bore her – remember her life is defined by how men view her, why would anything about you matter? Let her fill in the blanks.

(2) The Six Nevers –
(1) Never ask about her life or herself... you don’t want her to think that you care;
(2) Never ask about her feelings, or if she is OK;
(3) Never reveal information about yourself unless asked;
(4) Never reveal your feelings (except for other women);
(5) Never hold extended conversation during the day.
(6) Never initiate conversation.

(3) Un-engaging body language – look elsewhere than her eyes. When she talks to you stare/look away from her all together. Ensure that your body is fixed and not fidgeting, at the same time, in a direction that isn’t facing her or engaged in anyway. When she approaches look at your phone or the menu, or your other friends. Answer questions in a manner that is evasive and disinterested. Do not smile at anything she says. If she starts to drone on for minutes, get up and leave the conversation (even if mid-sentence).

(3) Advanced Tactics – Make sure that she is aware that your interest is on your career, and not on her. Tell her that nothing will happen between us. Make her aware of your interest in women that are not her... emphasize that you have better things to do than her. Discuss your plans in a way that could never possibly involve her.

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(b) Actions
(1) Man of Mystery – you want to be a mystery to women, you want to maintain an aura of completeness without indulging on your outside activities. Remember, women will take anything you say back to their friends, who will undoubtedly pick apart everything you have said. Towards this end, maintaining no online presence (unless work related) is helpful. Maintain very little contact with her during the daytime hours.

(2) Three Us: Unreliable, Unavailable, Unpredictable –
(A) Unreliable – generally be undependable. This includes favors and missions. If she asks you to get something FORGET ABOUT IT. If she asks you to pick you up and you agree, show up thirty minutes late or not at all. Tell her your plans, and then forget about them completely or never show up. Establish plans in advance then flake the day of.

(B) Unavailable – Be unreachable to the point of frustration. Pick up your phone only occasionally. On weekends, NEVER pick up your phone when a girl calls. Deliberately refuse to respond to 25% of texts, and ensure that she is initiating conversation no less than 90% of texts. If she asks you about future plans, tell her that you have something else to do.

(C) Unpredictable – Do random and exciting things with confidence. Show up late and leave early. Tell her about a future event and then never show up. Randomly appear at events where you know that the two of you will be there. If she asks you if you will be at an event, flake out or show up late. Call her late at night after the bar has closed.

(3) Leaving – In general, you should never say goodbye or tell her that you are leaving. As explained above under (b)(2)(C), leave early and arrive late. After you have had sex with her or have gotten as far as you can, get up and leave. Do not stay at her place to sleep. Do not go to breakfast with her. Do not spend time cuddling or any sort of intimate activity. Get in, get out.

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Men don't need a guide to women. Just be a man & do your best to be a Man, learn how to be strong stable reliable, learn how to provide for a woman, and they will come.

Everyone knows what it takes deep down.

All this BS advice industry is for those who are still pretending they won't have to grow up and be a real man to deserve a woman.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA is this the pua beta shit I keep hearing about? No wonder the fucking niggers are taking your women, You don't even know what to do without a book! Also:

>(1) Be your own man, do not let others define you.
>but you need pua to pick up broads

ok

(c) Dating
(1) Show up on time only 10-20% of the time. The reason for this is unpredictability. When you show up on time, she believes it is an indication of something better. However, most of the time you are late. If you are meeting her at a bar, it is preferable you show up an hour later than she does. If at her apartment or restaurant, show up 30 minutes later.
(2) Never spend more than $40 on her during a date.
(3) Split the bill with her on the first date. Do NOT pay for her the first night out.
(4) After the first date, do not text or call her for a week.
(5) If you haven’t gotten laid after three dates, move on. Do not call or text her again. If she wishes to have you back she will make the first move.
(6) NEVER go on coffee or lunch dates. If there is no chance of fucking, there is no chance or reason to go on a date.

Note on (c) – Many men find this very difficult to understand. The key to actually having the balls to ‘split’ the bill is to understand how women work in general. Remember, they have no concern except for their own lives everything is internalized. Therefore, they will take your bill split with initial criticism, before internalization – “What is wrong with ME, that he wouldn’t pay the bill?”; “Am I not good enough for HIM to pay for ME?!”. The key in this regard is to avoid calling her for a week or two after the first date.

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you should add that for those who are struggling to connect women, they should read MODELS by Mark Manson

(d) Miscellaneous Rules –
(1) The trick to sleeping with women is to letting them blab with you saying little to nothing in return... anything you say can and will be used against you by her and her friends. Remember, her life is defined by what men see in her, therefore, what you are means nothing to them except a place to find fault.
(2) Move fast – the shtick can only be maintained for so long without physical contact. In that sense, when it is obvious, you should make a move towards physical contact. Past this point, it is important you maintain the mystery and disinterested actions. She will naturally elevate the physicality and give you a chance to do so. If you have waited too long, move on.
(3) No fucking coworkers – Don’t fuck co-workers. It is always a bad idea both professionally and for the sake of your workplace.
(4) Avoid talking to them during the day – The reasons for this is simple: you cannot bag them during the day on the first couple of go arounds. For that reason, flatly avoid talking to them during the day or simply delay the conversation until the night.
(5) Alcohol in, Genitalia out – it is preferable that you meet her at a bar or a place with a ready amount of a lot of alcohol. The more she drinks, it is more likely she is to fuck you.
(6) Stay out of sight and completely unavailable during “important” days, such as valentines, Christmas, new years, anniversaries, or birthdays. Know these dates to avoid them.

(e) Do NOT worry about treating women like crap – They love it!

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You can't provide to a bitch if she is given everything by the state or pays everything herself.

Your advice will only get more guys raped in divorce.

The times have changed

Reasons why these rules are effective: try as women may, their value is defined by how men perceive them. Their whole lives are dedicated to men, from top to bottom. They spend 90% of their lives discussing men, thinking about men, and fantasizing about them. They have social circles where the entirety of the conversation is dedicated to men. You want to be that person they are talking about, and you will be. This can essentially be achieved in two ways:

(1) exciting, interesting, and indifferent – the first category is easiest because you embody a “man of mystery”. You are evasive, you rarely are seen, and you look like you have better things to do then them.

The tenets here are simple: three U’s: Unreliable, Unavailable, Unpredictable.

This is the category where women go after the alcoholics, the drunks, and the otherwise deplorable for seemingly no good reason. They honestly believe that once they get a hold of these men they can change him to their liking.

(2) successful, stable, fame [?] - second category is harder to achieve but reaps more rewards, and if done correctly, you will have an endless stream of women in their late 20s looking for a guy to marry them. You should peak in this category by your middle 30s. Your looks literally do not matter. In this category, not much is required except for the fact that you maintain your job, live in a nice apartment, and dress nicely. Women will be crawling after you at just about every bar.

(one more)

Not everybody can just buy a woman from the cartel for five beans.

Why to never appease: When you are appeasing, giving her what she wants, telling her she is beautiful, calling her at the right times, etcetera, she will quickly lose interest – why compete for a guy that she knows she can have? This is also the reason why these rules are most effective on women who are attractive. The more attractive they are, the more your indifference will attract them. They are most used to men treating them like gold and willing to go on dates – the man that does not do these things turns her on because it is so unexpected. Attractive women, also, have a very low self esteem anyway (notice how many beautiful women think they look ‘ugly’ in pictures, that is because they are fishing for compliments, knowing they will receive them... their brain has trained them to think they are ugly for the purposes of male affection!)

Keeping her “Fed”: Occasionally throw her a bone to make it seem like you are interested, this can be as simple as just looking at her eyes for a couple of seconds, saying hi to her in the hallway, or telling her about something you are doing later. She will undoubtedly run back to her girlfriends to assess whether this means you are ‘interested’ in her. She will run to google and ask if ‘that means he likes me’. Women frustrate themselves over this. If you have been especially good at this, asking ‘hello’ will turn her on and give her fodder (that will maintain her interest) for weeks.

HA
This leaf should be spared the rake.

(last one)

Follow these rules and a woman who is attracted to you will make herself obvious. She will follow you around in social settings, she will go out of her way to see you and talk to you, she will randomly appear near you or at events you like. Her whole life will be dedicated to discovering whether or not you are interested in her. Towards this end, be wary of the hot woman who seeks you out to see if you are attracted to her. You are just a play-thing to her. When you are ignoring her at a social setting, not making eye-contact, or whatever, she will try to make first contact to establish that you like her/find her attractive. Maintain your resolve at this point, do not smile, laugh, or act interested in any way. The game does not end where she contacts you. It ends where you are banging her.

Final Note: The most important thing in this regard is to not to pretend to be uninterested – actually be uninterested. Understand that 50% of marriages end in divorce. Understand that after marriage she will undoubtedly change, as the tables have flipped and she no longer needs to compete for your attention and affection. Understand that half of the country is made up of women. There are plenty more where that came from. Also know that there are hundreds of guys out there willing to give her what she wants. Her looks will fade, and what will be left is typically a shallow, and emotionless person with no redeeming qualities.

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Bump

>The more she drinks, it is more likely she is to fuck you.

Jesus christ, can this be any more beta?

What fucking loser rapist plans on getting a woman drunk then making a move on her.

This is degenerate behavior

Muhammad, you know that's illegal in America

anyway this is degenerate filth and you should be ashamed of yourself OP

This kind of nihilistic behaviour won't get us to Mars

>What fucking loser rapist plans on getting a woman drunk then making a move on her.

Every man up in this club?

>You should NOT go out of your way to see them or talk to them for the sake of talking to them, under any circumstances. Maintain your cours

Doing that
haven't seen a single like-aged girl in months

thanks adviceperson!

I just want to emphasize this is a way to get laid by a qt3.14 a few standard IQ deviations below you. If you want waifu material and don't want to spend the rest of you life with a dumb, insecure piece of ass then I recommend not following these steps.

t. Virgin leaf

Stop feeling bad for women.

Hes right. The fact that you need to read this, is in itself the problem. All you have to do is be strong, confident and not be a little bitch. Anyone having women problems, the first thing you need to do is start working out.

>Be born handsome

Ah crap, so much for the plan

Sounds like you could use a drink, little lady.

this guide is shit and OP is gay

This is some straight up DENNIS system horseshit.

>Dating advice from Sup Forums
shiggy diggy

This shit is all trash. Here is what you need to do to get laid:

1) Get off the internet
2) Find things to do away from the computer
3) Talk to people and invite them to do things with you

Trying to follow a set of bullshit rules that works for Chad will only set you up for failure.

Written by autistic virgins, for autistic virgins.

Thanks OP

Wow. So this is all it takes to date a woman. Its so easy

>not just being good looking and having a good job

this is some autistic shit, you're not some "le edgy mysterious man"
just fucking talk to her

>(3) Un-engaging body language – look elsewhere than her eyes. When she talks to you stare/look away from her all together. Ensure that your body is fixed and not fidgeting, at the same time, in a direction that isn’t facing her or engaged in anyway. When she approaches look at your phone or the menu, or your other friends. Answer questions in a manner that is evasive and disinterested. Do not smile at anything she says. If she starts to drone on for minutes, get up and leave the conversation (even if mid-sentence).

I'm pretty sure this is what people with autism actually do

What's your point?

quality thread m8

5 Rules, 6 Nevers, ABCDE?
I prefer the D. E. N. N I. S system:

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

Some of the worst advice Ive seen. A huge problem young video game gen men have that I see is they feign not caring and the women who are into them take it as a sign they arent.

If a woman finds you attrative 99% of the time she wants you to chase her, not to pretend youre too cool for school.

Some of this is the dumbest shit I've ever read. If it works for you more power to ya I guess. I don't claim to be some master with women but generally treating them with respect and being your own person goes a long way. Also being gainfully employed and in good shape helps a lot as well obviously.

All this other stuff like showing up to dates late and treating women like shit just seems painfully childish. Would you really want to be with the kind of idiot this stuff works on?

>Actively try to improve yourself each day. This could be as simple as learning something new.
good advice
>You should act normal, be yourself
shit advice. You should strive to be the most masculine, confident version of yourself
>You should NOT go out of your way to see them or talk to them for the sake of talking to them
going out to find bitches is how men find mates. I agree you shouldn't let a woman know you make special trips to see her, but going out to approach women is fine if you want a fulfilling sex life
>Never initiate conversation.
shit advice
99% of the time a woman is not going to initiate the conversation with you unless she's already decided to be with you. If you're trying to get with a girl you have to have the balls to approach her first
>look elsewhere than her eyes. When she talks to you stare/look away from her all together. Ensure that your body is fixed and not fidgeting, at the same time, in a direction that isn’t facing her or engaged in anyway. When she approaches look at your phone or the menu, or your other friends. Answer questions in a manner that is evasive and disinterested
dude that sounds like textbook autism other than the lack of fidgeting. You want calm, confident body language and stronger eye contact than her. You know who is afraid to make eye contact with attractive women? Fucking aspies
>you want to be a mystery to women, you want to maintain an aura of completeness without indulging on your outside activities
good advice. The less of a mystery you are, the quicker a woman figures you out and the faster she dumps your ass

the vast majority of these "rules" can be bent and broken. Alpha chads don't do 100% of this shit, most probably don't do half. You had good intentions but this post emphasizes the little details that will trip an autist up. The best thing to do is just approach a shit ton of girls and have good body language, and just be trying to entertain yourself

Autism is sexy

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You bet your black asshole it is.

also even ugly girls have multiple guys after them

all in all the advice should be just ask out dozens until you have a gf

no one says "cool gf, how many did you have to ask out?" you just have a gf

>strong eye contact

this is where I disagree. Women take that as as a sign of interest... you aren't "alpha" you are giving her attention she doesn't deserve.

Don't do it. Don't look down like a pussy (which is what the rules say), look at other things that are NOT her. It will infuriate her.

>don't initiate

You may disagree, but try it sometime, you fucking faggot. This is why PUA is full of retards and faggots - ever notice how many of their videos are them picking up fat or otherwise fugly chicks? Because their god-awful rules work on the ogres...

Look (1) perfectly content; (2) no need to get laid; (3) ignoring them.

The hotter they are, the more effective these tactics are, which is why these rules are prefaced as 'guide to hot women' not 'guide to fuck ugly women'

So if I just never ask a girl out, talk to her, look at her, or even address her existence then I must surely be le hot mang of mystery? Nice dude! I'll ignore them so much that I'll die alone! Excellent plan. I'll be irresistable.

Ebin tactics senpai
You better be extremely attractive or she'll just give up

this is really good shit desu. Every girl I've ever known above a 6 plays this exact game of cat and mouse. It's a fucking retarded game, but this is how you beat them and "win" (get the pussy). Being openly "flirtatious" gets you no where. Reciprocating interest gets you no where. The second a good-looking girl extracts one shred of validation from you, she's on to the next guy. If you keep trying to press your luck, she will label you a "creep." You have to play the game if you want to fuck hot pussy in its prime.

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These terrible advice. Advice dog tier crappy shit. I do not see this working at all even if I am trying best not to be cynical.

These are my personal advice for picking up younger chicks:

>1.) Being a senpai is a love potion you gets for free.

Simply being a superior at school, clubs, work, etc, etc, etc. gives you a massive advantage. That advantage is Physical Proximity. No matter who the fuck you are, if you are not near the girl, you cannot win her over. Being a senpai, especially one with authority over her, lets you command her to be near you whenever you wants.

>2.) Stockholm Syndrome does all the work for you.

All you have to do is maintain at least average attractiveness. IE, don't be a repulsive retard. Girls are simple creature. They gets attracted to the guy that is nearest to them. If you have enough power to isolate you and her together for a long period of time, she will eventually be attracted consciously or unconsciously whether she likes it or not.

>3.) Have a foot int the foot, and she will eventually let you in.

Don't beat around the bush. Establish physical contact right at the beginning. Head pats, pokes, shoulder tap, hugs, hold holding. Doesn't matter. She will get used to you touching her eventually and it will become natural. Go as far as sticking your 11th finger into her pussy.

My 3 advice are fucking simple, but it works. I still don't know how to get Onee-san type girls yet. They aren't my type anyway.

women take it as a sign of being a normal functioning human being. If you break eye contact with her often that's seen as a display of low confidence/social retardation. I agree you generally want to not seem really interested in the girl, but at the same time your body language/eye contact needs to be as far from autistic as possible.

im sure you can stare at other women, drinks and walls while having conversations with women, and still get them to want your cock. But i'd just rather maintain eye contact like a normal human being. You can infuriate them in a thousand other ways

Terrible. This is pathetic.

WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO MEN

but most of you aren't being men, you are just posturing at being men. You imagine the concept of what a man is through the eyes of a woman. You wear this concept like a mask and hope it passes and if a woman is fooled by it you think "YES! I DID IT I AM A MAN!"

NO! YOU ARE NOT A MAN! YOU ARE POSTURING! YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN GUYS WHO DO ROIDS AND BUY GOLD CHAINS EXCEPT YOU ARE FEIGNING CHARACTER RATHER THAN STRENGTH OR WEALTH

Stop trying to be a man and simply BE A MAN. Men define what it is not women, you are all like little beetle men scuttling around trying to trick a woman into thinking you are a real man so you can marry her and then constantly worrying about her cheating and divorcing you when she sees through your guise and realises you were never a man to be with.

Women are not that smart but they are very clever, much more clever than Sup Forums autists like us. A woman will certainly realize you are just posturing to try to lower her self esteem and put her in a position where you can trick her into thinking you are a man while at the same time protecting your ego from failure and giving your self a minimal risk interaction (THE OPPOSITE OF BEING A MAN)

No wonder women are constantly doing shit tests, of course they do, they want men not boys posturing as men so they must poke and prod to see if they are dealing with a real man or a written attempt

This is all shit advice btw. Want to know how to get a girl? Literally just do what you want. If you want to talk to her during the day for whatever reason, then do it. If you get bored, leave. Do you want to text her? just do it. The key is to not be a pushover. If you are interested in a woman, show her without dragging yourself across the floor for her. Be a normal human bean, not a slave. Women are pretty easy to understand senpai.

What if you actually want to date the girl and not just bang?

We've been doing that since forever you idiot.
That tactic is obviously not for finding the right woman, it's just to get your dick wet as fast and with as little effort as possible. Its degenerate but who cares, just get some ass.

>(6) Stay out of sight and completely unavailable during “important” days, such as valentines, Christmas, new years, anniversaries, or birthdays. Know these dates to avoid them.
explain.

If you aren't attractive, literally none of this matters.

"Girls like a man with personality" is a meme.

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The TOTALLY AWESOME guidebook on how LADIES get laid:

Step 1: Don't be fat

that sounds great and all but 99% of the time a high quality girl isn't going to initiate with you, unless you're Leonardo de Caprio or someshit. Women want and expect attractive men to approach them, and you don't know if you're attractive to her until you approach her.

yeah you need to look content and bored while initiating conversation with them. You make a comment like "you look really excited" like you look down on them. You understand the attitude that is necessary, it's just that a guy who initiates with 100 hot girls is going to have way more success than a guy who never initiates. Argue this all you want

>The more she drinks, it is more likely she is to fuck you.

And the sooner you'll get jailed

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This "man of mystery" shit only works if you're attractive and/or high enough status that she will actually chase you.

Go ahead, if you're some dadbod office drone whose idea of excitement is building model trains, try this strategy and see how it works. You'll just get ignored and she'll literally forget you even exist.

Advanced autism: the posts

This board is cancer leave and never come back

so basically be an autistic asshole if you want random whores to find you interesting?

Yeah thats how you stay single or become single.. It will only ever work once.

This advice is very general and generally terrible.

Why was Jake charged with rape if he was drunk too and could not consent?

I agree with it. Spend time with people who matter. Some girl you're picking up doesn't matter.

I'm about to go visit my gf for a few days it's going to be hell. With any luck we'll break up.

>(1) Be your own man, do not let others define you.
>(2) Hold steady to your beliefs, even in the face of adversity or criticism. Believe in yourself.
>(3) Actively try to improve yourself each day. This could be as simple as learning something new.
>(4) Don’t be afraid to take time for yourself, doing activities that you enjoy.
>(5) Live in comfort, understand that you are perfectly content regardless of what happens
This is correct. Everything else is bullshit.

Just be yourself, if you need to invent a fake personality to attract women, you are as beta as they come and as soon as she realizes you are a dumb nerd playing mind games (and you cannot keep up the act day in day out for your entire life) she will start lusting after some other guy.

If you are openly yourself, you will attract someone who is attracted to your personality, and will be happy forever.

-t. Happily married oldfag

This advice is partly true to a degree.
Every girl I've ever been with I specifically went out of my way to completely ignore.
This got them hot and bothered for some reason and they became intrigued by me.

Women are fucking crazy.

This is somewhat true but mostly bullshit. Women do like a guy that is hard to get. They don't want some cuck that goes out of their way for them. I discovered this in highschool accidentally. I had some girl try to speak to me my freshman year and I ignored her totally. At the time I ignored her because I was a asocial shy faggot which would later change. This girl tried to speak to me a few more times and I continued to ignore her. Eventually she started going out of her way to sit near me. I even noticed that she refused to date other guys, even the popular ones. Then I finally got some balls and sort of figured out what was happening. She had oneitis for me. And she wasn't the only girl with it. But Tbh, it may have just been that I am 6'4 and not ugly but I do think this ignoring women thing does work on some of them. But, other women also hated me for ignoring them or completely ignored me as well.

Oh god.

I could write an entire section on fucking coworkers.

Get them fired. ASAP. No fucking mercy.

theres no eye contact to break if you never give it.

You've obviously never fucked a 9/10 or a 10 because you'd know that every pussy tries this shit "giving them attention" by being "alpha with their eyes"... these women are GOOD because they are used to it.

IT DOESNT WORK YOU FUCKING RETARD

They don't think "oh man this guy is alpha!" because women literally don't care who you are. Understand that everything women do is about themselves, you are not part of that equation --> they validate themselves by how others view them.

Or... Lie...

Yeah I kinda agree with this. Tho no one has ever fucked a 10 and we need to work on your metric. Rate no girl higher than 6 for starters

>Just be yourself

if i were just being myself i'd be a shut-in drunk NEET weighing 110 lbs. Great advice grandpa

infinitely better advice is "be the most confident, masculine version of yourself and work on self-improvement."
everyone on this fucking chinese usenet is just being themselves when they stay in and watch anime 364 days of the year, jerking off 6 times a day, pissing and shitting in tupperware tubs to throw out the window

Point 1 conflicts with every other point, lol.

>don't let others define you
>now let me define what you ought to be
LOL

If being 'yourself' doesn't work then fuckin' be someone else lol.

I agree with the leaf. Any woman that would be more attracted to me because of all the other BS OP posted isn't worth a relationship.

Take your r/TheRedPill shit somewhere else.

this rulebook is not to get a GF, its to get laid consistently and often by good looking women.

Its about maintaining that sex appeal so that they keep coming back for more. Part of that equation is evasiveness. Once they have pinned you to one of these dates, it is over. They start getting bored or start sucking money out of your wallet.

You avoid these dates because these dates are the kiss of death for your life, well-being, and wallet.

>Rule 1: be your own man, do not let others define you
>but lie about yourself to appear more attractive to women

Isn't that letting others define you?

OK but what is the logic behind it?

I had a girlfriend in college that looked exactly like Claire, same size tits, smaller nose.

Good times.

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

all these "WTF JUST BE URSELF" reeeeeeeeeeeeeeplies kek

trust me guys. you think OP is autistic but he's actually operating on a whole other level.

any of you have girlfriends? Are you aware she would throw away everything you two have, shit on everything you've ever done for her, just to sleep with her celebrity crush one time? To get used like a fleshlight by whatever shitty band member she's into for just one night never to see him again? If you don't realize this then you haven't taken the redpill.

So what OP's actually doing is subconsciously simulating the social divide between someone who's "a celebrity" and the average pissant person like her. You act like she's a thousand feet beneath you and you trigger her primal "I would kill my own baby to sleep with the chief omg" tribal instinct.

The part you're all not getting is that you actually must have some sort of "kingly" presence to back this up. You have to be seen getting fawned over by other peasants like her. You have to carry yourself in a way that's impossible to fake. OP says don't have a social media--but an actual instagram with thousands of followers frequent updates on your rich and exciting life would be much better. Most girls write you off as "fellow peasant" until proven otherwise.

No contact for a week is absolutely dog-shit advice after the first date. The fuck are you thinking bro? In the day and age of social media and shit, this will destroy you.

Lol, go out to fucking anime conventions or whatever if anime is your hobby. Literally everywhere you can find platforms for mingling that are little more than thinly-veiled dating arenas.

Yeah, you have to go out of your house and talk to people. Or hell, use the internet and talk to people these days. Thats the only thing about your personality you have to change. And you only have to change it long enough to break the ice with some qt.

I sit around all my time off in my boxers drinking beer and watching anime and playing videogames, and my wife doesn't care.

t. how to sleep around with shallow whores, that aren't worth 5 cents to marry.

this shit again

real funny I bet you put a lot of time and effort copying this from another thread

Fugg, when do I press left?

>Chile
what the fuck are you saying, do you really live in Chile?

>They don't think "oh man this guy is alpha!"

you're right they think "this guy is a normal human being and probably not autistic"
i've never seen an alpha Chad who didn't have solid eye contact. If you want to fuck a bitch you're going to have to give her some baseline amount of attention, it's unavoidable. Obviously less is more but having good eye contact shows you're unafraid of the women, and potentially that you think you're better than her.

getting hung up on this one facet of human interaction is a bit retarded because again, all rules can be bent and broken. But 99.9% of the time having calm, confident body language is best if your goal is to appear like a high value mate. And that includes having eye contact that doesn't resemble the eye contact autists give

>(6) Never initiate conversation.
I do this very well. Still nogf.

This.
This is the man child's guide to casual sex.

Is this a spin off of the widely appraised D.E.N.N.I.S system?

Might come in handy to break into her house and pretend to be a masked rapist

Eh, I think saying shit to females cold is actually a good way of dragging them in, but you have to deviate conversations to them and not talk about yourself... girls I think are normally impressed by this.

>be your own man, dont let others define you.

But hey, do this elaborate acting, that doesnt reflect your real interests or who you are, because of women.

Pathetic, the guys that buy this shit are weak insecure man, easy targets from whom to milk a few bucks with worthless non sense advise.