This is my country say something nice about it

This is my country say something nice about it

God mode [spoiler] no coca or Pablo [/spoiler]

glblrlff

Prostitution is legal
Consent age is 14

I love you to Poland

This 14 is the perfect age to fuck

not Hueland

Good coffee.

hjksdf

I fucking LOVE cocaine

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>say something nice about it
I really like Colombians who stay in Colombia.

Arguably it has the best women in the world.

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This. We don't want you here

Millos!

The other day I hear some Argies (no son of immigrants, truly Argies) saying "Tu" instead of "Vos".
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Immigrants are ruining us.

Help us based Chile

is colombia the poland of south america?

Drawing a blank sorry.

No.

Colombia is the Romania of South America.
Pols at least work, but Colombians don't and they are always mixed with crime.

Hot submissive women that love the gringo cock

We say vos tu...
Most people from here that goes to Argentina, goes to study and most of them are from Medellin, and we say vos

*we say vos too

>Most people from here that goes to Argentina
Yeah I meet them... 99% of them are just looking for an Argie girl to fuck, they spend the whole day partying and they don't even go back when they finish school.

I'm not saying you, Colombians are bad, just that Colombians that came here make you all a really bad name.
When you watch the news here and see some dead guy and drugs dealer you can bet there are always a Colombian involved.

Mount Ararat

you have nice... jungles?

what do colombians think of ecuador?

La costa es chevere

I think after decades of turmoil things are starting to look up for you guys. Good luck with the future, you got some beautiful beaches, get your act together and you might become a big player for tourism.

perico culo parce

>no coca
OH NEVER MIND.

Our retarded more Indian bother

Your literature is pretty neat. Your country is beautiful. You play soccer better than us. You actually integrated niggers into your society, or so it seems.

haha you wish, i dont see you insulting when you clean bathrooms in here for a few dollars

>actually integrated niggers
slavery is legal in colombia?

Yes, a lot of black Colombians express their nationality more than their race. They even accept "negro" as endearment.

But let's not ignore that there are niggers in there too.

>hurr black men arent niggers
fucking nu/pol/ i wish you all died.

>poland
just be happy niggers don't live near you
you got it MADE

what's your endgame? Sup Forums is a "white" board, i think here's so few nice things to say to South America in general, there's not based countries here.
>inb4 le "Argentina is white" meme

argentinian pussy belong to colombian cock

i am, but that doesnt stop me from wanting all nigs exterminated, theyre a blight on this earth, really.

The best country to come out of Gran Colombia. Immigrants that range all the water to the US, Costa Rica, Chile, Argentina and Spain. Pablo Escobar and a cucked president

You're not Argentina

Cartagena is one of the worst tourist traps I've ever been to.

Everything is shoddy and too expensive for what they're worth and the beaches they advertise are extremely far from the city.

Good whores

>dollars
Sorry my mistake

Our little cuckold brother

More or less, here everything is possible with enough money

He say something nice, not something bad.

Ferdinand 1 was cool.

I love fucking your women, other than that, your country is trash.

>Argentinians
>Human
At least you're not Peru

is that actually the age of consent?
god, i have to visit the homeland

>using vos and not tu
>being this retarded

why must argentina be so black and illiterate?

So a foreigner can fuck a 14 year old prostitute and it's legal?

No need to be prostitue my friend our little girls are Hornier that our whores, show you are a gringo, but of money and they spread legs even before 14

>Old Castilian use Vos
>Only modern Spanish after the Moor immigration use Tu

Well... I guess is our fault that we still speak like the Catholic Kings.

Stay away fucking monkey

Which city does a foreigner have a good chance of fucking a 14 year old

>integrated niggers
Yeah... No

Everyone desu, go to the coast(monteria, Barranquilla) they like to see gringos more

Well my parents are South American, so I can already speak Spanish but I'm not a mestizo, or mullato, or Amerindian. I'm whiter than my cousins. I'm Ecuadorian and Peruvian btw.

But there are no 14 year old prostitutes right? Because I think that's illegal

If you don't speak spanish, how hard is it to meet someone there? How many can understand english?

I can translate for you friend

your women are sexy and i want to with them

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unless you and i go together (which i doubt we will ever meet) then I doubt that would be much help but thanks for the offer.

Next Venezuela....your president sold the country..

Your flag clearly had a lot of thought put into it.

I always confuse your flag and venezuala's flag.

Thanks for Pablo Escobar. Narcos is a very good series. Can't wait for Season 3

Why do you niggas fuck donkeys?

What type of girls are you looking for in Colombia, do you want 16 year old girls?

Eh... I like to be safe and say 18+

Reminder that the age of consent is 14 in Colombia bro.

You guys do know that you can be charged with sex tourism crimes when you come back to the states, right?

Yeah but 1. If people in the US found out, I could be charged all the same.
2. I don't think I'm into that young.

Exactly what i just posted.

Because I decided to go fuck an 18 year old I'm Colombia?

Yes.

Nvm, I missread your post; you can be charged with a crime if it's with under 18 year olds. Adults shouldn't be a problem at all.

What about all the people that go to Thailand ?

People go cross the border to Tijuana and fuck prostitutes all the time and come back home and nothing happens.

this

Nothing happens as long as they are 18+

see my other reply here

I saw, have you ever fucked a prostitute ?

nope.

the cocaine there is absolutely lovely.

Are you planning on?

>you play soccer better than us
that's not saying much, Juan.. WE play soccer better than you, for fuck's sake.

Not likely. I have heard bad things about people going to them in SA so i planned on meeting a regular colombian

Colombia doesn't like commies or drug dealers, you're great in my book.

The bad things happen if you go to shady areas for prostitutes, escorts are better and safer.

Top 5 landscapes/women in the world easily. It's like a Spanish Japan but the people are 10x as lively. Absolutely beautiful place. You probably win Latin America.

there are. If you have the money you can easily fuck some nice pre teens on from Antioquia

NO ONE. INTEGRATES. NIGGERS. INTO. SOCIETY. ON. MY. WATCH

that only on some villages on deepest part of the north coast.

Manuela Arbelaez, Andrea Serna and Shakira.

Nice job on getting those FARC assholes on the ropes!

nice taste my fellow monkey

I like your arepas, tho our cuisine are more refined and superior. And Colombian immigrants are ok, unlike those filthy commie chauvinistas Venezuelan.
Anyway, your women look like mini fridge in general. What's on MSM is a lie!

Do you have experience with that?