HOLY SHIT YOU GAVE KURT A SEIZER!
OY VEY ANUDDAH SHOAH
Lord almighty I hate these people so, so very much.
F
Never pass up a potential lawsuit or a potential profit.
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BAN ASSAULT MEMES NOW
>when your shitpost is so strong you Hillary'd Clinton someone
YOU SHOOK THE SHEKELS STRAIGHT OUTTA HIS POCKETS, YOU BASTIDS!
>SHE'S TWEETING WHILE HER HUSBAND HAS A SEIZURE
Even if you're trained in BLS all you're supposed to do is make sure the person can't hurt themselves by moving obstructions away from the person seizing. That's literally it. Once that's done you are supposed to call and wait for the professionals. The idea that someone would fake a seizure to spite worthless internet trolls is insane.
show him this. it'll help.
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>twitter.com
PLEASE KEK, PLEASE
please be real
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
F
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it's real, goy. twitter.com
It's "fake", in the sense that the guy is claiming to be his wife
The guy is a nutcase
>Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald 1h1 hour ago
>Sigh. I can't find what I wrote down.
Maybe it's in that big binder of yours, you epileptic fuck.
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This Christ killing kike was ass blasted.
I meant the seizure. We'll find out if there's a police report filed, but it might be this faggot trying to scare him.
>they think the police will do a fucking thing
Oh, David Goldberg. That rascal.
why do you guys keep pretending to be jewish people on twitter?
welcome, do you feel afraid?
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He's insane.
>That cackling
Fucking hell.
I think these people see Trump as crazy because the idea of a mentally sane, confident man is so strange to them. Someone like Trump being desirable can't be true because if it were then it means that the basis for their self worth is based on lies.
black propaganda and lulzy satire
meanwhile all the jews are here pretending to be nazis, it's quite entertaining
Why do Jews keep pretending to be white people on twitter?
en.wikipedia.org
>Eichenwald died on December 15, 2016 following an epileptic seizure brought by a gif sent to him on Twitter
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS
>Satan trips
Ban Assault shitposting
You shit lords!! He is literally shaking right now.
>He was literally shaking
2016 year of the shaking.
>naught annada shoah!
that seizure is as real as the holocaust!