>at ATM
>person approaches
>Do you have a quarter?
>it so happens I did, so I took a quarter out of my pocket and gave it to her, giving them exactly what they ask for and no more always seems to annoy them, I've noticed.
>She immediately says she needs two fifty for bus fare
>I tell her I don't have bus fare, I had a quarter
>she asks me for a dollar
>I still don't have it, I had a quarter.
>she leaves
Post hobo stories
Benjamin Brown
Chase Thompson
Tuvalu is gorgeous.
Jace Wood
Slap the fuck out of her
Easton Bailey
How can one post be so mind-numbingly inane?
>checks flag
Not your blog, sage this shit etc
David Peterson
Hoo boy i got one.
> waiting at uni bus stop
> uni is in middle of downtown and bus stop is right next to tim hortons which is like a porch light for beggars.
> headphones in and trying not to look at the hordes of poor aboriginal beggars
> can see one running the stops on all the white uni kids
> she comes my way
> fuck
> finally get full view of the literal decrepid face of a woman whos probably had more heroin injections than hot meals
> she says something
> take out earbuds cuz dont wanna get stabbed
> "what?"
> " can you spare some bus fare to go see my sister in the hospital?"
> thing you gotta know bout tomahawks is that they all sound like they've been throat punched 20x and needed to be hooked up to a bottle of cheap whiskey in order to survive. This makes their voice not only poor to hear but a pain as well.
> " sorry, i dont have an change"
> " yes you do fucking whitey"
> this bitch obviously skipped residential school
> " no i dont no leave"
> she walks away and i hear her say " fucking whitey"
> gonna put my headphones in when i hear her say to the girl beside me " can you spare some change i need to buy my son some timmies"
Fucking tomahawks
Hunter Sanchez
Shut up New Zealand.
I enjoyed his story.
Angel Reed
who calls em tomahawks. niche, squig or squaw
Brayden Lopez
Tru enough. Squaw it is
Dylan Williams
Corn niggers
Julian Lopez
they are chugs here
Tyler Hughes
what province?
Ayden Scott
Quebec we call them indians, with expletive depending on situation. Polites one get none, misbeahaving ones get 3-4
Osti de christ de tabarnack d'indien de marde
Jack Wright
>at ATM
>person approaches
>Are you a mark?
>it so happens I am, so I told her so.
>She immediately works the mark
>I assume continued honesty will work because I'm a mark
>she surprisingly works the mark for more money
>I am perplexed
>she leaves
Lucas Mitchell
Oh and glue/gas sniffer.
Isaac Rodriguez
>sitting in my car with my friends
>homeless native walks up
>heyy uhhh got change?
>no
>Well mind giving me a ride to the rez
>yeah I do, I don't know you
>Well how about a piece of that chicken you get derr
>don't respond, just roll up window and drive away laughing
>he yells at the car as we drive away
Isaiah Barnes
the only good thing about natives is that they may be like niggers in many ways, but they are too lazy to be as violent as niggers
Evan Cox
Whats a timmie?
Also I didnt know you had abbos in canada, a scary thought
Austin Hall
this is so painfully uottawa
John Gray
>in park
>junkie walks up to me
>"er bud, je got treee yuro der pal, help de hommeeeeless"
>"no"
/thread
Eli Nelson
The exact change thing is pretty amusing. Sometimes they ask me for a nickel, and so I give them a nickel, but then they just stare at me like I'm an asshole, looking from the lone nickel in their gloved hand to my face like I'm supposed to fix it. You asked for a nickel and you got one, fuck off.
Isaiah James
Nah, I think it's west coasters posting. BC or maybe Alberta
Austin Ortiz
Fucking people man. You give them an inch and they take a mile.
Daniel Fisher
Bentley Nelson
Dunnk where u are breh, but I cant walk 10 feet down queen street without the save me squad hittin me up
Christopher Brooks
Actually im reppin the cold dickpost of winnipeg here
Joshua Allen
So canadian boston market
Cameron Gutierrez
Know what you do in that situation? Pull out a few bucks and say, "Okay, give me that back." Then you take whatever it was you gave them originally, put everything back in your pocket, and say, "Well fuck you then."
Brody Harris
>at train station
>hobo comes up
>change pls etc.
>feel around, never really carry physical money
>find a canadian penny i got from my ex
>give it to him
>he's all happy, waddles off
Very curious where that penny ended up.
Brody Adams
> in our country, as well as others with these kind of people, most hobos beg and give the money to someone else, ((((((hobo pimp))))))
> hobo pimp takes all money from the disadvantaged: elderly, children in public transp
> better buy them food
Kayden Cook
If you buy them food here theyll cuss you out & might attack. Its pretty funny actually
Levi Richardson
we have ((((latin blood)))), which is supposed to be hot.
hobos might attack a woman here but it's them who get cussed and dismissed.
we are a skeptical people.
Christopher Lee
lol Dublin
Adam Gonzalez
do you have a town rapist?
Brandon White
> Be in Winnipeg
> Get asked for change constantly
> Hold up debit card, ask "do you take plastic?"
> They get sad.
> I say "Good luck to you", and walk away
feels good, man.
Camden Jackson
hanging out with my friends in his suburb. bank just recently burned down, homeless guy is living in the boarded up ruin of the bank. homeless guy is rambling nonsense when some arab little shits ride up on their bikes. homeless guy starts rambling "fucking muslim shits" etc. little shits hear him and are immediately offended. one throws a coin, homeless guy goes after it. the little shits go into his burned out hobo house, come out with a carton of off milk and a bag of groceries someone gave the hobo. arabs throw the milk up in the air in an arch towards the hobo. hits the floor and splashes everywhere. fucking stinks. they tip out his groceries everywhere. homeless guy max schizes it. chases after the arabs. they ride off on their bikes. fuck i hate the arab suburbs in sydney.
Joshua Lewis
Wow, Quebec takes a long time to insult indians, just like they take a long time to stop speaking french.
Angel King
Listy Drinker
Evan Brooks
That only works until they say, "Well actually, I do."
Dominic Edwards
>even Romania's homeless are organised criminal gangs
What a stain of a country