Getting a pure and innocent Japanese gf ain't all it's cracked up to be

Getting a pure and innocent Japanese gf ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Stay virgin NEETs, lads. It's the true redpill.

a japanese boy is much better,
give me yur boipucci OP

Why lad, faiv dorra sucky sucky meme got to you?

What happened? Your Jap gf cuck you with an American soldier?

No.

She's just an autist.

Even worse than me, and that's saying something.

invest young you baka

Get used to it lad

It's called being reserved, it's in the culture.

You'll notice how she won't be that way once she's with her friends.

you bent over and pandered to her needs early on in the relationship didnt you. big mistake

explain - like the kind of autist who couldn't shove up to a bar to order a drink?

What's the problem, user-San?

Is she giving you too much attitude, or are her family a bunch of arse-wits?

That's right goyim don't bother reproducing

japanese girls are not like the cartoons you have been watching? who'd a thunk

I don't watch anime.

The fact that I actually managed to get a gf should prove that.

But why can't they be like they are in JAV?

Sounds like a good thing.

Autist is basically PC for civilized at this point.

>be me
>meet japanese qt while on summer study abroad
>fall in love
>talk all year, stay in touch, make plans to come back next year
>go back next summer
>first two weeks of that summer
>she wants to go to DisneySea
>I take a day off work and we buy tickets
>she dumps me at DisneySea
>doesn't explain exactly why
>most awkward train ride home ever
>grab my things from her place and try to be cool guy like "Ja ne"
>she says "iie, saiyonara."
>I go to nearest mcdonalds with tears in my eyes for anything vaguely comforting
>beg a street band to play a sad song
>they wont until I explain what happened
>I cry and eat hamburger listening to this band play a sad song
>give them all my yen, cry the way on the train home, finish burger on train dgaf about the rules of not eating
>have a terrible summer

It's cool now tho, I found a nice white girl back home. Don't fuck with Japanese women OP, after all, the men don't.

Sorry brah just found the dream job, starting next Monday.

shit it don't matter where the fuck they're from... out of all the chicks i've dated, none of them were normal.
1) was a weeaboo, but iranian...she thought all big vans were creepy and could be "free candy" vans
2) had 3 kids, drank too much, never cleaned the house, cockroaches everywhere, bf was in prison
3) had mental issues, didn't know if she wanted to friend zone me or not
4) fucked really good, heard voices on top of real voices
5) had a kid, thought she wanted to date, but was actually too busy with school
6) liked bringing her friends all the time, would never let me pick her up, and sounded like she wanted to do orgys maybe? but in the cucking way, fuck that
7)saw her at the drive thru, got her number. next visit i decided to go inside instead. learned that drive through windows dont let you see the whole body, which turned out to be a compact car.

just wack your shit to porn, if a girl comes your way, ok, but if not, don't sweat it. acquire currency.

Getting a pure and innocent japanese gf is impossible, because they're all sluts.

The real redpill is get a Japanese whore who will suck your dick like a pro and not worry about how many men she trained on.

I like that white guy on youtube's story, the guy in Japan that does videos on Japan. He tells of dating a Japanese woman for like 4 mos and then one night she tells him she can't see him anymore because she is getting married. Apparently, Japanese women are like poker players.

long distance love relationships DON'T WORK

only friends like "hey buddy how are you" kindof pen-pal shit. but not love.

you thought true love and perseverance was real? nope, only in dreams.

>was a weeaboo *and iranian
where the fuck did you cop?

>he thought japanese girls were any different from the other 3D whores
>laughingsluts.jpg

Remeber the age of waifu is upon us.
2D>3D

>that flag

I shat in a squat toilet today.

I looked at my poo real close.

thnx. i moved the sentence structure around, but forgot to grammar

but she wasn't worth fixing grammar for so i don't care anyways

also i saw her lately in a restaurant on a date with a neckbeard and she doesn't look cute anymore, so dodged a bullet there! high five me mate

So what happened anyways, post story Faggo.
And you know 99% of relationships don't work out right? I bet you had too high expections. Anyways I bet you didn't put her in her place

I had a gf once. She blew me. Shit was so cash.

is she bassically tomoko or umaru chan a deviant little bitch who likes you but cant say it while acting like a prick
>japanese street sign
just tell me op im curious

You're right OP.

The real redpilled women are Vulcans.

>Physically stronk af, and live long too.
>Long lifespan means they stay youthful and pretty well into their 80s and 90s. (pic related is 65)
>Redpilled risk-averse logical mind not like over emotional devil-may-care human sluts used to no consequences.
>Way less likely to cuck you b/c they only really get horny every 7 years.
>Capable of badass nerve pinch for when you get kinky with your auto-erotic asphyxia shit.
>Only drawback is if you let them out of your sight during pon-farr. That's bad idea.

No wonder Japanese government is worried about decreasing population.

Just an autist.

Doesn't make eye contact. Doesn't say anything.

It's frustrating.

This shit I'm talking about is probably too normie for Sup Forums to be honest.

Where and how did you even find her lad?

Hmm...

It's definitely the fact that you're overlooking the fact that she's too nervous to fuck her chance up

What's so bad about that, I hope you get cursed with a bitch that never shuts up about retarded shit.
I like being around a women more than I like, talking to them anyways

why not talk to her more dude ask her stuff ask her about her child hood or something

I'm trying, but it's like getting blood from a stone. The language barrier plays into it too.

Anyway, this thread is getting too real for me.

Gonna bow out, lads.

Fuck you faggot. I'd kill to find a female that doesn't talk to me, make eye contact, or actively fuck my life over.

ITT: Some poor Yellow nigger pretends to have a mentally retarded girlfriend

>talk to her
Why? Tell her to take her skirt off and come cuddle in her panties while you watch TV. If she starts talking put your dick in her mouth and go to sleep afters. A girlfriend is not a friend, deal with it cuck boy.
Next day tell her to make dinner, then fuck her hard on the table.
If she's board, tell her to go by something pretty for her to wear for you.

roger that

women are unfathomably boring
no curiosity no creativity no abstract thinking
how do people spend time around women without just wanting to do

This

Ask her if she ever got molested on the subway or how many shotas she has seduced

>pure and innocent
This is only a temporary thing.
Give up on it. Find a woman and dominate her or Jews will fill your country with 3rd worlders.

>using sex as a logistical solution

yeah no nigger sex isnt everything if you just use that as a way not a relation ship the girl will just get bored and stealing shit and go cuck you

Hi Robot

Nah, it's not all about sex, it's also about cooking and cleaning, and her showing you off to her friends.

>language barrier
then get the fuck out of japan you fucking foreign invader

>hurr lets go to japan and fuck their precious virgins
you're whats wrong with humanity

this.
As always, hans is always right

Underrated post

>virgin NEETs, lads. It's the true redpill.

>Not being a virgin succesfull self employed person.
I dont waste my time, I invest it all, all for myself.
Thats what "wizard" is about.
If you use all of your time on yourself alone without any cunts you will out do, outperform and outplay any cuntslave whos being leeched dry by a female parasite.

>he had to get a gook

Tell me your story OP. In detail.

2d waifus are the way to go
>currently actively trying to get rid of 3D gf without hurting feelings

jav?

The language of love

is the language of lies

I kind of agree.
Some woman was at movie tonight in group.
Has never seen star wars.
I thought wow such a person should be executed.
Thats just how I feeel.
Like if you have no taste you should taste death