What would you name a US warship?

We have USS Deplorables, USS Herambe, what else do you have in mind?

USS Genocide?

NICE!

"USS Anal Rape".

USS Nigger Killer 9000

USS Ben Garrison

LOL! USS Deport you to Hell!

USS HMS

USD The Wall

GAY!

USS 1488!

USS Redundant

USS Cuckold

Nice

USS Trump

USS Gomer Pyle

It seems so obvious, I don't see why it hasn't happened yet.

TOPKEK Hong Kong

USS Anal Rape sounds funny, so does USS No Lube

USS Justice to Israel

Catchy, but it carries authority as well. I like it.

USS DI Hartmen!

USS /Pol...That would be epic.....

The Jew Ess Ess Nose-enberg

Suicide in the military is fucking huge right now. More deaths from suicide than anything else. I'd bet my entire life savings of $19 this would never get approved by the brass.

USS Nobody Fucks With Me

USS Seth Rich

Goldbergblatstainslivermen.

That's the rear admiral

USS Wyatt A Mann

USS Nuke the Spooks.

Nice!

...

The Salty Seamen.

USS Really Good

USS Constitution

Can't go wrong with that name.

USS Creampie

USS much debt

tfw this will likely happen

USS McBoatFace

Nice! I so want Fusion right now..

I wouldn't name that useless piece of shit Australian designed frigate the USS Trump
buld a modern BB and call it the USS Trump

USS China

USS Thug Life.

USS Leaf It To Beaver

Boaty McBoatface.

USS Chyna.

And give it big old fake tits and a massive clit.

The USS Illegal foreskin

Aloha Snackbar

USS Obesity

USS 10 Billion dollars

USS FUCK YOU POSEIDON!

USS Jew Smasher

>USS Truth
>USS Reconciliation
>USS Acolyte
>USS Dauntless
>USS Credence

LOL

...

USS jew burner

The USS Needledick....because of the bow...

USS Nigger Drowner

USS Czech Republic

USS "Where to next, (((sir)))?"

USS Watermelon smasher!

Trump Force Fuck You

USS Executor

USS Walmart

USS Sheeeeiiiit

USS Übermensch

>Zarathustra presents the Übermensch as the creator of new values. In this way, it appears as a solution to the problem of the death of God and nihilism. If the Übermensch acts to create new values within the moral vacuum of nihilism, there is nothing that this creative act would not justify. Alternatively, in the absence of this creation, there are no grounds upon which to criticize or justify any action, including the particular values created and the means by which they are promulgated.

USS King George III

And:

USS Punisher

USS Praise Kek

:-)

USS Fuck Mexico

USS SCREAMING EAGLE
USS CHARIOT OF FIRE
USS ATOM BOMB
USS THUNDER OF THOR
USS JUPITER'S WRATH
USS PROFOUND DEBILITATION
USS TERRORBIRD

USS FIERY BUSH

USS PIZZA GATE

USS KILLARY

USS OBUMMER

USS OBOOMERZ

USS OFAGGOTRY

USS USES

USS REGAIN YO OIL

USS Pull that up Jamie

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

USS Grab the World by the Pussy

uss kekded

USS siegebreaker

USS Prep Bull

U.S.S. Trump
U.S.S. Pence
U.S.S. Kek
U.S.S. Shadilay
U.S.S. Richard Spencer
U.S.S. China's Doom
U.S.S. Putin Ally

USS Braggadocious

>What would you name a US warship?

USS Vietnam.

They name anything after Nixon, yet?

USS Mobile Govt. Demolition, Construction and Installation Service

uss crust of pie

USS Dungoofed

More?

>U.S.S. Richard Spencer
Nice

USS BLM.

USS Shadilay

Gomer Pyle predates FMJ.

when america loses a war the other country gets destroyed. when germany loses a war it gets destroyed

we have reach. we get to choose where our battles will take place and when. we are an empire

USS MAGA

USS Obamanation
USS Killary
USS President Clint-Bыигpaть

>the US has no heroes or notable events so they have to give random names to ships

kes

U.S.S. Sacred Band of Thebes.

USS Salad Dodger.

>implying we use ancient shit for warships

I meant the buttfucking.

USS Mada in China
USS Raptor Jesus
USS Obongo
USS Social Justice

>what else do you have in mind?