In light of the new Birth Certificate developments, here's what I'd do if I were Obama

In light of the new Birth Certificate developments, here's what I'd do if I were Obama...

>be me, corrupt president Obama
>suddenly Sheriff Joe appears
>shit I gotta get outta this one
>decide to throw DNC further under the bus
>insist they made the forged document because they thought the truth would damage my presidency
>truth is I was born to American parents while they were over seas
>by law I am a US citizen, but natural born is tricky legal language
>ask the public to forgive me, and them, and think about all the good I've convinced them I've done.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural-born-citizen_clause
wnd.com/2016/12/investigators-find-source-for-obamas-online-birth-certification-image/
classic-web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm
wikileaks.org/wiki/Obama_1961_birth_announcement_from_Honolulu_Advertiser
youtube.com/watch?v=jk3KRxTfkLM
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Absolutely nothing is going to come from this. Screen cap it and checksum

I think this is fraud and punishable criminally.

Trump might pursue it, or the Republicans.

nothing in terms of political plays but it will push the populace further nationalistic which in the long run will hurt the teetering democratic party further once the sanctuary cities get man handled

They know the russian hacker angle is failing,
so they might do a forced emergency impeachment,
based on the birth certificate being fake,
thus the presidency of Obama unconstitutional,
in order to install Biden as president.

>decide to throw DNC further under the bus
I support of this action.

>to install Biden as president

For about a month. Big deal.

>leftism will crumble!!
There will never be another right wing president after the boomers die. There likely won't be one after 2020 either.

instill him for what 20 days? Soon as January 20th passes Obama is just another nigger breaking into a white house.

Unless Trump is a massive success (he will be)

Then he will be beloved by a whole new generation of conservatives.

He won't be, and everyone knows he won't be, but okay kid.

t. Voted for Trump.

t. nervous leftist

consider the source, it was the Maricopa Sheriff's Department that did the research. Nothing will come of this, because the libs will dismiss the validity of the research, even though what they are saying is probably true

You don't get it do you?
When a president is impeached
& their VP takes their place,
the new president (former VP)
serves a full 4 year term.

>everyone knows
Vocal minority =! vast majority

Nervous about what?
Every single outsider president has wrecked foreign policy. He won't be an exception.

Clinton was impeached.

He won't run
He won't get the nomination
He won't win
You are here
He won't be success
He won't win again


Except a separate study was done using different methods with no knowledge of Sheriff Joe's study. And it came to the same conclusion.

Fortunately we'll never have to worry about that, because Trump will never win the election

You are retarded.

>2nd study
>performed by italians, the most corrupt nation in western europe

I'd love to read their results, but it's still going to get panned by liberals

The impeachment failed, didn't it?
I don't recall a president between him & Bush

We have had presidents impeached before, this has never happened.

Where did you get this idea?

Sheriff Joe is doing this to stay relevant after losing.This is nothing but a last moment grasp and lies.

he got impeached, but not removed from office. he was acquitted on all charges

he was impeached on December 19th but the perjury charges were acquitted in court

who is this semen demon

If I were Obama I'd claim the document was cleaned not forged or something along those lines.
>>truth is I was born to American parents while they were over seas
Instant impeachment, you must be born on American soil to be president.

does anyone have a link to the italian study?

Who dis??

Huh. Well now I know that.
Didn't Nixon resign before his impeachment though?
And apparently Clinton wasn't even removed from office.
Anyone else?
From the abundance of the mind, the hand types.

You do realize this investigation is being tuned to the government, right?

Or he does this
>During his address he has trump, and a majority of the Republican senators that challenged him killed because they were spys
>Then enacts martial law and he is says he wont leave office
>Also comes out and says his birth certificate was faked by the dnc

Why does being natural born matter anyway?

What if you were born in Kenya to American parents and spent about a week there before coming to the USA for the rest of your life.

because he would've lied to the American people. We don't like being tricked. especially by an uppity negro.

Not if its at the end of the election Clinton was impeached

It passed and it wss at the end of his term reason why bush went in right away

But would that scenario stop someone from being able to run for President? and if so why is it such a big deal that someone has to be physically born on US soil to be pres?

is she died

If they aren't, it makes it more likely they feel at home in another country and could be working for a foreign government.

You wouldn't want Russia to be installing your politicians afterall, right?

If its fake;
>The President, and trillions of dollars worth of resources available to him, forges a legal document by lazily copy/pasting multiple fields in Photoshop and makes no effort to further alter them.
>The Government got the doctors and nurses to lie about it.
>Obama went back in time to put birth notices in newspapers.

If real;
>It's not fake.

Occam's razor is not in your favor.

the wording of natural born citizen is tricky, but this birth certificate has been an issue of contention for years stateside. to finally prove that he was lying all along would be big.

You have to be a citizen at birth

>new Birth Certificate developments
???

ITT morons who actually BELIEVE THIS

Oh, well alright then.
So if that happened with Bush,
could this happen with Trump?
Like, does the authenticity of Obamas birth certificate
have any real relevance at this point?

this
spoon feed us subhumans please greatest military

9 points of forgery found on his birth certificate. google.

>back in time
Would you look at this

It shouldn't, although there are strange rules as to marital status of your parents and whatnot. He was probably born in kenya and they concocted this certificate to avoid getting questioned on the details. Unfortunately it looks like that didn't work so good.

how should I know?

Or you know they couldnt find the birth certificate/it was too heavily damaged and made a new one?

You forgot these^
>chekum

>inb4 Sheriff Joe is found dead tomorrow with 14 gunshots to the back of the dome in an obvious suicide

All he need is some orderly working in a hospital at the time to come out and say that he was fapping in the place those certificates were held and cum ants and this is how all certificates at the time were destroyed so when Osama Bin Obama requested his, he had to do something fast so he run to his hackerman friend who with his wast knowledge of copypaste and Paint Professional recreated it.

After that out of shame and guilt orderly commits suicide with stabbing himself in the head 30 times with a rusty silver fork that come out of trump family set of silverware and contain strands of his hair because he was using it as a hairbrush and everything is all right in the world and murica can continue provoking russia into a WW3.

also, this is really poorly defined:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural-born-citizen_clause

Or dies of a heart attack like the one who ok'ed obama's birth certificate

Occam's razor is a meme

wnd.com/2016/12/investigators-find-source-for-obamas-online-birth-certification-image/

ok dude is this girl in danger?

These are the same people who decided to lie about WMDs and not bother to even plant at least one they could point to when asked. Occam's Retard is on our side here. Occam's Racism also says Obama is a lying nigger.

>he also went back in time
classic-web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm

I think its similar to Hillary the original problem was minor but in the act of trying to cover it up it created a huge problem.

I think they just couldnt find the certificate or it was damaged but instead of being honest they did some photoshoopery and thought no one would be autistic enough to comb through Hawaiin birth certificates.

Kek will reveal all in time to cement the god emperor in his throne.

PRAISE KEK!

>Obama went back in time to put birth notices in newspapers.
no such thing exists. only death notices.

wtf are you smoking bro

Normally I would believe you but I saw someone doing the same shit with Hillary's poll numbers

the sons of obama will not stand for this slander. they will rise up and rape you into agreeing with them. he shall he kang and then his sons will kill each other and obama in a fight over who gets to be kang next as god intended

This is copy pasta, why would someone spam copy pasta like this you might ask?

this is my gut feeling too.

This is why your country is fucked bong

It doesn't explain sources from decades ago saying he was born in kenya

Natural born isn't tricky language. It means you have to be born within the borders of US soil.

But, I'm not a believer of this fake birth certificate bullshit, just Pizzagate.

>no such thing exists

wikileaks.org/wiki/Obama_1961_birth_announcement_from_Honolulu_Advertiser

> It is available only on microfilm in Hawaii libraries.

Micro film, sounds shady to me.

I was at work all night with no 4chins.... what's the new birth certificate stuff?

youtube.com/watch?v=jk3KRxTfkLM

Watch and share

huh. they don't do that any more

Why is this shit buried away so deep on Drudge?

This is fucking huge.

TWIST ENDING

>Obama gets on stage at tomorrow's conference
>Say Putin is here to address the hacking allegations
>Putin comes out
>Hello Americans
>I come before you today to address the allegations of hacking
>I deny these claims
>however there is something Russia must accept responsibility for
>turns to Obama and says: Дeaктивиpoвaть aгeнт чeтыpe тpидцaть ceмь.
>Obama passes out
>It is a strange turn of events
>Obama was a KGB deep sleeper agent
>it was a brainwashing thing. He didn't know.
>We never imagined one of them would run for president.
>my apologies.

It moved to the middle hopefully it will headline at least.

You motherfucker. You just made me shoot orange juice out my nose.