White people

this guy comes up to you and asks "am i white?"
>what do?

Tell him no and walk away.

But what if he explodes with anger?

Make him the CEO of your company.

Ask him what the time is

Rape her

*bombs internally*

Stick hand out and turn 360 degrees traveling backwards in time one day with the power of clock magic.

Ask him what its like to shit on the sidewalk

I thought Ahmed was an US citizen, not an Argentinian

Shake his hand.
He is clearly white.
A fellow Argentinian imo.

Shoot the sandnigger terrorist on sight.

you can be anything you want rhajeed

but you will never poo in loo

Congratulate him on his neat timepiece.

Kek

sure kid

*tases him*

Ignore him like any adult person would.

MURDER
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The whitest nation makes me proud once more

>no you are just tanned german

Underrated

Cool skin, Ahmed. Want to keep it away from the white man?

Ask him where I can get nahiri

"Well, you are so white, you get the ride on the Holocauster for free my friend."

Punch in the face and then kick his head into pulp while laughing like a manic then run off shrieking

WHOA THERE, STOP THE CLOCK ACHMED, STOP THE FUCKING CLOOOOOO

Ask him "Are you? Can't tell behind all the tan".