>stub my toe getting out of bed
>goddamn russian hackers ruining my day
Stub my toe getting out of bed
Its beautifull
Putin and trump are saving mankind from themselves
They've got weaponized squids too.
>mfw Russian hackers hacked my brain and I became virgin neet loser
>stub my toe getting out of bed
>shout "Thanks Putin!"
>hear a faint "You're welcome" from outside the window
Come on Boris, at least use a europe proxy, everyone knows most Americans are asleep still.
>tfw russia hacked my mirrors so my eyes aren't real
I'm an American. I just admire the Russians ability to hack minds and weaponize squids. I wish we had that technology.
>Russia hacked my weather so now I have to shovel my driveway before going to work
FIX IT OBAMA
Really makes you reflect.
>Hack minds
I honestly don't think the Russians hacked that much, I do believe the post on reddit / 4 chan / fake news. I've been on here for 7 years and the RT shit has exploded. Why do you think we have daily Syria threads when 80% of americans and most Eurpeans don't give a shit about Syria anymore. But Russia does.
It does concern me that the president elect isn't even to even LOOK into this. Doesn't that concern you? I mean he doesn't even want to have daily security briefings.
Yeah but you can counter them with attack dolphins easily
Well americans managed to weaponise dolphins
Are Russians the reason I haven't had sex in 4 years?
Do you guys still play?
I'm going to teach those dirty Putins a lesson by seizing their means of reproduction and building a home and family.
If I fail my upcoming exam can I call CNN and tell them russisans hacked my university?
>come too quickly, disspointing a woman.
>Russian hackers...
>Steal something and got caught
>Russian hackers...
>Caught by scotland yard for making hate speech online against the joos.
>Russian hackers.
>Didn't do homework.
.Russian hackers.
Best excuse, ever.
It's a responsibility cure-all.
They hacked your women!
CYKA BLYAT!!
YES, TELL US. RNC emails. Trump emails. Yes, tell us the truth.
Russians hacked my Keurig, and gave me weak coffee this AM. When I bitch people out today I will blame the ruskies.
>tfw too intelligent for intelligence briefings
Dude! I had a Russian hacker get my Taco Bell order wrong today!
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP! IM CALLING THE CIA!
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