Tfw Not American

>Tfw Not American

Why even live?

poo

in

Loo

>Tfw Pajeet

Thank goodness!

Join the H1B visa program, you can be patt of Obama's "job growth for Americans" too!

Almost only 3 years away from being a superpower now tho, you should be alright until then lad

>Tfw will live and die in a 3rd world shithole

Thank you for your woman who will be our next first lady

>Tfw Not American
Yes, such a good feel. I feel it every day.

I even prefer Sweden because actual cultural heritage instead of vulgar American hollywood abominations.

in 2030 they will have such wealth, and so many white servants

I have family related by marriage that is Sweedish. They make Kringle at christmas. It is tasty.

Oh thank god I am not...

Free education
Universal Healthcare
Not about to turn into third world country

Living a dream

Kringlor is nice! You should ask them to make a semla for you. It's the best we got. Seriously.

Here you can only get them in spring.

Pic related

i would have probably turned into a middle class lazy commie desu

ITT: Europeans pretend that they are happy that they will never be American.

>TFW you will never poo in loo.

Just like Brazil was supposed to be 20 years ago right?

>mfw brasilian
>mfw german parents who went to brazil after ww2, so look white as fug but people still think im latino cause i was born in monkeyland
>get to use le race card
>moved to America
>became citizen after military service
>married hot brazilian "chick" from childhood
>mfw voted trump
>won the life lottery in all accounts
>feels good to be white while being able to not be a racist cause liberals consider me a minority just because of monkeyland status

So jelly of myself

Every day I curse my parents for not shitting me out in Slovenia. I wish with all of my heart that I could renounce my American citizenship and become a Slovenian citizen instead.

You sound like a loser to me. Absolutely cucked by right wing race bait media into a zombie shell of a human.

You could just go to Germany like the rest of the third world.

Hillary lost doggo
Get over it fag

This pepe gets me every damn time

It's like watching animals. What the fuck India?

>mfw Sup Forums think im american

>mfw I'm not American

Being a burger def has its upsides due to your superior fast food chains, the fact that everyone is afraid of your loud overbearing imperialistic ways, and the fact you hate Mudslimes.

But our free healthcare, Nigel memes and post Brexit redpilled society is too sweet. Not to mention even our chavs are infinitely more classy than your upper classes, simply because they're English.

>Tfw Not American

only a poo could be lowly enough to look up to a burger

You can be. Immigrate legally

No one thinks that

>looks closely
Who the fuck is this wanna-be?

>post brexit society

Come on britain, be honest with yourself
It didnt do that much, not yet anyway

Not even trying to be negative but Britain needs to change a lot still

>MUH HERITIGE

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""free"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

You're not even a real country

Rusty, God save the queen, God bless America, including Canada I presume, god defend New Zealand, because no other cunt will I presume, and thank Christ for Australia.
It's so unbelievably good to wake up Australian, knowing that you're indeed not a wog.

>"chick"
what did he mean by this ?

>prisoners of her mingesty
you're not even your own country

Oh you know, memes

do not believe in your own poo, believe in me that believes in your poo.

"Classy"

Being so afraid to hurt anyone's feelings you walk and talk with a stick up your candy ass.

>tfw you will never own a gun
It hurts so much family.

He misspelled "trap"

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