For every terrorist Americans kill, two more take their place. All America does is terrorize women and children in the Middle East, kill civilians and create terrorists. Cezary Jan Strusiewicz interviews esteemed Cracked writer and Ivy League student, Muhammad AlJabri, about his life in North Waziristan. Hopefully, Trump's administration will see the folly of drone strikes and stop them if he takes office.
What an excellent article. I had no idea the American military was this evil
Liam Campbell
>For every terrorist Americans kill, two more take their place
So less droning, more nuking?
Aaron Howard
I agree that we should end drone strikes and use WMDs instead.
Andrew King
Drones are actually retarded for tactical strikes. They're perfect for destabilizing a region, which I'm sure is what US gov actually wanted to do.
Noah Stewart
I thought Cracked was supposed to be a humor site
Samuel Allen
It is. Just because you're too stupid to understand the humor doesn't make Cracked any less funny.
Connor Taylor
The country that spawned Hitler is advocating genocide. Surprise, surprise.
Jonathan Clark
>For every terrorist Americans kill, two more take their place What are they fucking Hydra now?
Sebastian Garcia
We've got a live one here lads
Juan Sullivan
I take it you didn't read the article. HYDRA is specifically referenced as America's official military strategy.
Mason Allen
I have a policy of not giving Cracked any click shekels. Clekels if you will.
Jace Sanchez
More alive than you hate filled bigots.
Camden Gutierrez
I know, right? What is it with this place?
Anthony Hernandez
I thought that was us after the Redpill Skull's speech on the migrant menace.
>Hail Hydra
Kevin Robinson
We are not a bunch of beta cucks
Oliver Perez
And what is the problem here?
Chase Russell
That is exactly the level of discourse I hqve come to expect.
Justin White
>Hopefully, Trump's administration will see the folly of drone strikes and stop them if he takes office.
They do realize it was Obama who was behind the surge of "targeted killings", right?
James James
You certainly are an edgy child, aren't you?
Evan Foster
There isn't one. David "cultural appropriation is fine when I do it" Wong is just a big fan of kebab up the poo pipe. But what David "Ching Chong Ling Long Wing" Wong and his ilk fail to grasp is that ISIS and related groups actually do have a deeply rooted enmity for the west regardless of any military action.
Connor Diaz
Aside from violation of international law, it's highly and highly unethical for America to kill civilians at an alarming rate. The reason why jihadists have deep enmity with the west is because America keeps bombing civilians.
Robert Miller
oooffh ! tatally rekt! there aint no coming back from thatt ! you blew him the fu*k out with that one! nice one freech brudder! weWILLmake Sup Forums ours! peace! :)
Adrian Martin
>What is the Caliphate? >What is the Ottoman Empire? Y'know I have always found that liberal argument that all brown people were perfectly peaceful before the white man came to be a little patronizing at best, a lot racist at worst. Makes them seem like retarded children who need saving which I suspect is the point.
Jordan White
I was also under the impression that Russia was your current bogyman.
Ryan Hernandez
Typical channer nonsense. Trump forbid you actually make rational responses, right?
Oliver Perez
I know right?
Andrew Perez
Neither of which attacked until the west and christians started killing civilians.
Joshua Hernandez
So it is you opinion that we should just let Islamic groups behead children and rape women. >someone post the video of those guys in the truck killing the kid. I'm on my work computer.
Jason Miller
>Obama's drone strike policies kill thousands of civilians in the Middle East. >Leftists don't give a fuck because civilian casualties are only bad when white people do it. >The Nu-males at Cracked wanted to elect Hillary Clinton despite that she would continue these policies.
Jack Lopez
The exception is not the norm. It still does not justify America's heinous actions of killing civilians in the Middle East.
Levi Mitchell
How do you think they even came into existence? All modern Turkey, Israel, Egypt and North Africa was Christian territory before the First Caliphate. You know Islam as a religion did not exist until l after Mohammed died. It was set up as a way of creating a dynasty ans solidifying an heir. Look into the origins of the Shia and Sunni cults and it all becomes clear,
Isaiah Smith
KEKED.COM is still in business?
Colton James
The exception is not the norm. It still does not justify ISIS heinous actions of killing women, children, Christians, and homosexuals in the Middle East.
Bentley Harris
Failing "comedy" site comes to Sup Forums to shill for hate clicks. Sad.
Anthony Sanchez
Except the American military killing civilians in the Middle East is not the exception to the norm. Jihadists rose up because the American military and government has been killing civilians for decades.
Alexander Powell
>Except the Jihadists killing civilians in the Middle East is not the exception to the norm. The military's of multiple world powers including the U.S and Russia mobilized because Jihadists and Islamist governments have been killing civilians for centuries.
Logan Lewis
If you kill your enemies, they win.
Dylan Miller
I think it is to be expected from Cracked to cater to extremist groups of weird religions, They bowed and scraped to scientology for crying out loud.
Alexander Reed
>dont bring argument but ad hominem >WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT HAVING HIGH LEVEL DISCOURSE, FASCIST BIGOTS
Blew my almonds right up
Brody Walker
I see that you are incapable of forming your own responses or studying history for that matter. I pity your ignorance.
Jackson James
I see that you are incapable of forming your own responses or studying history for that matter. I pity your ignorance.
Julian Richardson
Advertising is against the rules, Wong.
Jose Anderson
HAHAHAHAHA let's just forget the thousand years of slavery, torture and genocide against our people by the Muslims that eventually spawned the Crusades as a retaliatory force against a Muslim empire bent on the eradication of whites, Christians, Jews and everything else that was not pureblooded Muslim
Kevin Wilson
Thats just me friend, calm down. They are more likely to say stupid shit if they think some people agree with them.
Camden Powell
>For every terrorist Americans kill, two more take their place. This is a classic fallacy meant to imply that you can't kill them all.
There are only so many muslims of fighting age, you can certainly kill them all.
Nicholas James
It is true.
Dylan Watson
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Ian Gutierrez
Holy shit youre stupid You are responding with arguments that beat your own points and yet you're too blind to see it
The level of delusion holy shit Please go and live in Iraq as a gay tranny and see how tolerant and loving they are
Lincoln Powell
That was taken completely out of context, but it's not like channers care about the truth.
Zachary Brooks
You literally start the thing off with insulting them and try to fucking smuggie it
Who the fuck are you trying to fool? Your arguments are weak and your entire comment was hypocritical to the extreme
Jose Long
What could the context even be besides that? Enlighten me.
Ian Howard
I'm neither gay nor transgendered. I fail to see what uprooting my life here would accomplish.
Brody Barnes
In 19 century medics believed if you wash open wound with antiseptic it does good even though it gets immediately infected again. They were wrong.
Gavin Edwards
>channers
Liam Williams
Oh, grasshopper. You must learn the way of the shitpost.
Austin Green
Let's look at context then
On Trump's immigration ban on the Middle East: “If your intention is to stop terrorism, do not try to blame the whole population of Muslims for it because it cannot stop terrorists,” she said.
“The more you speak about Islam and against all Muslims, the more terrorists we create.”
Literally "say bad things about us and we make more people to murder you and your family"
Andrew Hernandez
Wait why am I talking to a namefag? Apologies people will not happen again.
Nathan Reyes
Youre defending the actions of terrorists because "X PUSHED ME SO THATS WHY I STABBED HIS MOTHER AND BURNED HIS SISTER ALIVE"
Go live in your happy and wonderful Islamic society. In a place where the evil West couldn't touch.
Zachary Cox
They were at one point and still claim to be. Ever since it was bought a few years ago, they can't publish a single article without shoving some social justice bullshit or taking shots at Trump. Hardly matters what the article is about, they manage to somehow bring it up.
Cracked is the antithesis to the stereotypical racist drunk uncle. The one always making political jokes that no one wants to hear during Christmas dinner. You just want to enjoy yourself and eat some delicious pie, but somehow he always comes up with an inappropriate Obama joke that makes people uncomfortable.
That's Cracked now.
Kevin Ward
>not knowing what shitposting is Ffs you Redditors are cringe worthy as hell >Ha, you made a name! Your valid point is immediately discounted :^) And you do it again
Charles Reed
You just got all of the teeth smacked out of your mouth you disgusting liar.
Jayden White
Far from it. The more you mistreat people the easier it is for extremists to recruit. Which is why America needs to stop killing civilians and the American people need to stop promoting Islamophobia.
Bentley Jones
>All America does is terrorize women and children in the Middle East, kill civilians and create terrorists. We also keep Russia from taking over the whole of the middle east, and prevent them from controlling Europe's oil supply in preparation for (even more) military "adventures" there. Or we did until now...
Jack Flores
I must now sudoku
Eli Ward
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Liam Sanchez
>For every terrorist Americans kill, two more take their place. Excellent. That means there will be always more assholes to shoot. >tfw americans can never stop to provide freedom bullets
Thomas Cruz
I'd like to introduce you to the leftist lugenpresse.
Joseph Myers
Back to the faggot at hand. It is a fact that if the United States was not involved in the middle east at all. Lieberal cunts would complain that the U.S. allows a misogynistic, homophobic and theocratic regime exist with no repercussions. They love to complain but hate solutions. Anything to collect political brownie points.
Levi Roberts
>For every terrorist Americans kill, two more take their place.
They're not infinite Stay the course, you'll reach the end
Caleb Parker
You use Nazi terms and wonder why people don't like you. We're you dropped on your head as a child?
Nicholas Collins
German=/=Nazi
Matthew Gray
>We're wew lad
Bentley Thomas
what the fuck is up with all this Cracked shilling of late?
The website is dead, even if you link to it, use the archive you niggers.
Henry Murphy
You defend Muslims when you're the first faggot they'll throw off a building when they get into power and you wonder why people don't like you.
Cameron Perez
This is true, recall the Darfur situation and the hand wringing over Assad.
You're right on this one, using terms like lugenpresse signals your power level and should be avoided in public.
Colton Butler
>1 post by this ID sage
Gavin Thomas
no this is fun,
Kevin Gutierrez
Racists using German terms that are not a direct reference to Nazis. You're an idiot if you think anyone would believe that line.
John Hughes
Why do you assume racism from Germans? After they took so may refugees?
Ian Scott
>For every terrorist Americans kill, two more take their place.
CITATION NEEDED
Benjamin Reed
You're confusing Muslims with extremists. Saudi Arabia is a Muslim country and they do not throw people off buildings.
Mason Baker
No they instead stone people in the opening >implying muslims are different in their interpretation of this shitty god book.
William Morales
The Saudis haven't stoned anyone in over a decade, but that doesn't fit your islamophobic narrative now, does it?
Liam Taylor
stratospheric drones can take out multi warheads in the launch phase, russia's deterrent obsolete, underwater drones tailing all subs
Samuel Hughes
They've beheaded several people this year. They do it with a sword in public for all to see. Apostasy, adultery, homosexuality, and not surprisingly, witchcraft, are capital offenses.