GET IN HERE
OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL PRESS CONFERENCE DISCUSSION THREAD
WE CIVIL WAR NOW
I'm scurred
Obama declares war on russia. you heard it here first
GET READY TO EAT THE LIBERAL ELITE LADS.
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HAHHAHA IM ILLEGAL MIGRANT LUL WHATCHU GON DO?
HE'S GONNA BE 20 MINUTES LATE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I NEED SLEEP
WHERE IS THE CIVIL WAR?
I WAS PROMISED CIVIL WAR.
OBONGO LATE TO HIS OWN PRESS CONFERENCE
JUST
USA HAS LAUNCHED THE NUKES
THEY ARE HEADING TOWARDS TRUMP TOWER!!!
If digits the past will repeat itself.
Unless he literally informed nobody of his decision to say this my leave would have already been cancelled, I'm stationed on the West Coast.
WE
WHY IS THIS NIGGER ALWAYS FUCKING LATE?
SHOW ME YOUR WAR PREPS
Obama can fuck himself if he does anything against trump
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, WHY DID YOU FALL FOR THE OKIE DOKE?
WHERE IS HE????
REEEEEE ITS 2:17 ET WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG
Stream is hacked by Russian Hackers
I URGE ALL ELECTORS TO VOTE THEIR CONSCIENCE
Let it rip!
It's his last yearly press conference you goofs. It's this day more or less every fucking year.
King nigger is always late. Expect it to be in another 10 minutes.
OH MAN THAT SUCKS
EVERY FUCKING TIME
WUZ
Yeppers..
>Elect a black man president
>He turns you into Africa
wew lad
He's always late to everything, its really fucking annoying
already gone 2 minutes, where the fuck is this nigger?
>no links
dumbass
CHEW SOAP
Please let it be nukes only. I'm too unfit and lazy to run around with a gun in the woods.
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def taking the go back to work tonight
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. OBAMA TO REMAIN IN OFFICE UNTIL RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION IS CLEAR.
WILL ADDRESS NEW BIRTH CERTIFICATE ALLEGATIONS AT LATER TIME.
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. OBAMA TO REMAIN IN OFFICE UNTIL RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION IS CLEAR.
WILL ADDRESS NEW BIRTH CERTIFICATE ALLEGATIONS AT LATER TIME.
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. OBAMA TO REMAIN IN OFFICE UNTIL RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION IS CLEAR.
WILL ADDRESS NEW BIRTH CERTIFICATE ALLEGATIONS AT LATER TIME.
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. OBAMA TO REMAIN IN OFFICE UNTIL RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION IS CLEAR.
WILL ADDRESS NEW BIRTH CERTIFICATE ALLEGATIONS AT LATER TIME.
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. OBAMA TO REMAIN IN OFFICE UNTIL RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION IS CLEAR.
WILL ADDRESS NEW BIRTH CERTIFICATE ALLEGATIONS AT LATER TIME.
>moved 40,000 troops to poland
Yea I'm pretty sure this is war. Either that or declaring a reelection or instating himself as president for a third term. Either way shit's going down.
>Get hacked
>be upset that all your fucked up shit gets exposed
>be mad at hackers and not all the fucked up shit that was going on
Liberal logic
maybe hes going to apologize for being the worst president in history
APOLOGIZE
TIDF WILL NEVER KNOW
FUCK OFF SEANIGGER SHILL
>Belgium
>Implying we can even own ANY guns
I-i uh....
I love Donald Trump and Kek.
Thank you for all the memes, senpai.
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
if 3digits
Turn them into gunpowder.
Only Congress can declare war, although he can certainly agitate Russia until Russia declares war, forcing Congress to do so.
ITT: we write Obama's takeover speech one word at a time. I'll start:
I,
you need more mags...
bring the pink girl back
IT IS THE PRESIDENTS JOB TO NOT BE LATE.
THATS THE ONLY THING HE HAS TO ACTUALLY DO FOR THE PUBLIC.
THIS IS A DEAD THREAD GO TO >THIS IS A DEAD THREAD GO TO
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the nigger is late again
Nice try, Ivan
He's having seconds thoughts because even he knows that the Russian angle is fucky. He doesn't want to do it because he knows it will fuck up his legacy, but he is being pushed hard by the PTB.
For the Romaboos among us: this is the Jugurtha-phase of the late republic. The influence of foreign leaders leading to a crisis that births a Marius-like populists who will destabilize the system.
After Trump, civil war.
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>I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I would like to inform everyone of the latest Russian hacks
>the-the-the-the-the-the CIA has learned tha-tha-tha-that Russia will be releasing images of my wife, Michelle, where a penis may seem to be attached to her body a-a-a-a-and it appears that she may be shoving it inside my anus
>I-I-I-I-I can assure you these images are photoshopped a-a-a-a-a-a-and do not do-do-do-do-do not do not represent reality
IF
place your bets folks.
i'm guessing 24 minutes late.
[AUTISTICALLY STARING AT THE CAMERA INTENSIFIES]
how many time remaining?
wish
youtube.com
stream with chat
I know
IF
>Starts 2:15
>Still nothing at almost 2:20
Sad!
Is it going to be a happening or literally nothing, bros? I am nervous.
nigger
IF
>king nigger is late
No surprises so far.
Oke doke!
cuck
>Trump says he might contest the election
>Obama says that's unconstitutional, it's impossible to hack and interfere with the election
>Trump wins
>Obama: "HEY HOLD UP"
god damn ausie that isnt yours is it?
I'm on to you Ivankowitz
>mag
AH HA! CAUGHT YOU RIGHT IN THE OPEN YOU SNEAKY RUSSIAN BITCH!
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OKIE DOKE.
>Post yfw Obama starts rambling on about Russia and starting ww3
Rolling
It's starting for me lads
IF
RUSSIA ALEPPO HACKING
>I don't know what a bump limit is
lurk moar
0.05 potatos have been deposited into your gremlin account
Calling it now, Obama will condemn Russia for "interfering in the election" (he won't specify how they interfered) and he will lambast Trump for that. Beyond that, he'll do nothing.
AND WHAT IS ALEPPO?
Lads why does Sup Forums always solve mysteries right?
>JIDF
>Obongo fake birth certificate
>CIA / Jew / Saudi involvement in Syria
>CTR
>Clinton Foundation
>Fake Clinton shill polls
>John Molesta
>Jew 9/11
>Holocaust lie
IF THIS FUGGIN NIGGINOG ISNT GOING TO JIBLLE THE MIGROFONE, I WILL GREATE MEMES BEYOND DE POWAR
hurry the fuck up!