Tfw russia hacks your homework

>tfw russia hacks your homework
>tfw russia hacks your bike so cant go to school
>tfw russia hacks your fridge so no food

>tfw russia hacks your nukes
>tfw russia hacks your water supply
>tfw russia steals your memes

>tfw russia hacks your doubles

russia must have hacked my dick. its not working right theses days

Russia hacked my butt and now I can't poop :(

>tfw russia hacks your lunchbox so no pb+j

Russia hacked into my brain and made me addicted to sugar. Putin is gonna pay for making me 400 lbs.

Russia hacked this ladies nervous system. She collapsed and pooped her pants.

The absolute madmen

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>tfw russia hacks your csgo inventory and gives it to russian kids

are you saying russia is the new techno jew?

>tfw russia hacks your mom in her sleep if you don't reply to this

sure, they control almost everyone

>tfw Russia hacks my precious maymays

>tfw russia hack your food and you get fat.

I'm beginning to believe this whole media-orchestrated hysteria about Russia is nothing but a Clinton PR blitz to make the Democratic Party's progressive base blame anyone and everything except their atrocious candidate for their loss in November.

>the Russia actually hacks your bike

>tfw russia hacks you and prevents you from being a 6 feet tall adonis with dick like a horse and unshaken self-image you were supposed to be
Fuck you russia, you ruin everything!

>tfw he even controls doge

>Email comes in
>"We detected an attempt of your email account login in a non safe application"
>Location: Russia
>mfw Russia hacks your accounts

>TFW you try to do the captcha really really fast and pretend to be a Russian hacker

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>tfw russia hacks your anzu folder

>tfw russia hack you so hard your mouse is getting drunk.

fyi bitcoin is up, halway to the moon, that pic is fake and gay

>Tfw can't get into work because Russia hacked the trains

>tfw she blocked you