Someone's sick during press conference

IT'S HAPPENING

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If digits, ebola-chan is BACK!

WHERES THE DOCTOR????

>Obama cares

Where is the doctor?
Someone call her a doctor.
Anyone seen the doctor?
Someone get the doctor.
[waiting]
[waiting]
[waiting]

Obamacare

Nobody has the balls to ask about his birth certificate wtf??????!!!!!

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DOGITQS

roll for polonium

sheeee~

We don't want them to know we know
Uh. Um eh
The Russians

Uh Um. Eh er
But
They can impact us

Uh Um

Lock up dissidents

And

Uh Um

Certain folks

Uh Um

What we stand for

Uh

Critical of me

Uh Um

The President elect

Answer a question with a 30 minute rambling series of fragments

Who did Hillary poison at the conference?

Martha Radditz is about to cry

Who gets killed next?

The WP calls them the most "insightful" press conferences in the history of the US

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Did he catch it from eating bush meat or baby hearts?

IT'S HAPPENING

It's literally nothing. This was a tactic that was used by all candidates extensively, but Obama specifically, in the 2008 election.

Yes

Umm ah strength in diversity