VENEZUELA HAPPENING

How come there isn't a bread about the Venezuelan happening? Shits going down now.

>be Venezuelanice president
>700% inflation
>do another devaluation by getting the highest bill off the streets
>people without cash can't buy food start looting

There is not anecessarily exact date for the new bills. This is the beginning.

How is it living there? are you upper class, or are you just lucky enough to avoid the shit storm? How has it been collecting things such as food and water?

hasnt the looting been going on for a while? no one fucking cares unless it's really major or there's a real happening

>Shits going down now.
And no one in the real world gives a shit.

At least they can read food reviews and can visit the doctor. All for free. Capitalism btfo.

>Spic shithole still sucks

why is this news?

We Zimbabwe now

How long until the Zimbabwe-tier trillion dollar bills?

>shithole going to shit

Why the fuck can't south Americans sort out their countries? You're almost as bad as Africans.

Chile is the only civilised country there. Maybe you should take a page from their book.

I'm mid class. Got enough to buy overpriced food. But most of my income goes to it, and medicines for my mom. But it really doesn't matter cause even if you got money you can't find shit sometimes.

There were a few months ago but now Is almost nation wide.

>No new posts
>ecuador
>argentina

This is a Venezuela hospital

why not go digital? cash is the shittiest way to pay for things. also, how do you have internet?

>people without money can't buy food

Well...yeah

Just another way of fucking with people. Step 1: Print a shitload of money and spend it, devaluing everyone's currency, step 2: make their currency worthless.

Sure... surely this is a cultural thing. What in the fuck is going on there that has people throwing trash in the streets, being lazy, corrupt as fuck, not innovative, etc. It's like that all the fuckin' way around the equator, and every shithole country that touches it or is near it. Australia is the exception, but it's an export of Northwest Europe. I don't buy that these people are mongrels because of colonialism. They were backwards when the white man showed up on the shores like an alien to planet earth, and they're fucking backwards still now.

I would go there if I didn't have to wait 3 months to see a doctor like we do here. Universal healthcare is the biggest meme ever created.

>Couldn't afford space for the legs

Bernie Sanders wanted to take the food delivery trucks off the road and Increase minimum wage the u.s. would of looked like Zimbabwe and venezuela

>How come there isn't a bread about the Venezuelan happening?
looks daily there, we don't waste meme magic in middle east, why we should in Venezuela?

If Maduro keeps talking shit about our Democratic Elected President, he better watch out. He talks about taking to the big Empire we actually had the balls to fight the UK. All talk no action Maduro.

We get Chavez bill soon

Why don't you get the fuck out of there?

Oops india did the same thing and he is right wing. I love all you rabbis coming on here at the exact same time and never any different. Russia too. But they're right wing so nobody cares. Your oil company was also embargoed and sanctioned. I look at places like us. Norway. Czech. And uruguay

you should sell your discontinued bills in ebay

We save Boris and Ivonne Reyes, I think that's all

Based, overthrow your government

>most of my income goes to food and medicines

Can save anything pham. But I'm leaving q1 next year.

Prove it, nigger. Erase Venezuela. Whe're all rooting for you.
Take out Peru as well

Well deserved you parasitic fucks and stop coming here, unless you have a descent career and education. We will have no mercy on you fucking shits.

I second that.

We should fucking invade Venezuela really.

don't come here, we r full
US is nice

Is this a DIY hospital?

Source where?

Hey aren't you the same people?

Is it true gas is literally free over there?

I'm dying over here, I have food left only for three days, I hope something happens soon. Burgers never let the progressives win, don't turn that beautiful country of yours into a 3rd world communist shithole like mine.

Has Maduro found a way to blame everything on the yanquis yet? Has he sought advice from Comandante Pajarito?

>shitskins rioting, stealing, murdering
>happening

this is the normal state for a non-white

>he doesn't remember when Colombians used to come here and work because peso was shit

Lmaoing at you're life

But I'm white aNND I'm taking my thicc gf with me

Why haven't you left Venezuela yet?

how much is $10 USD worth over there?

Fuck right off with that bull shit.

Stay the fuck out of America, we are full, Canada is pretty open to migrants though

We hate veneshits as you would hate bolivishits desu.

Kek.

>Nigger? LOL
I mean we want no war, but we are the only country who actually fought a great nation from Europe.
I see no other way for Venezuela, they either assasinte Maduro with an ISIS type bombing, killing every single corrupt Chavista o it get so bad that USA invades the country (Irak style shit)

I hope he gets killed before any of that happens.

>communist dictatorship
>expecting there's freedom of the press to report about it or stream it

bro

>Venezuela fell for the "JUST PRINT MORE MONEY BRO" meme

Oh joy, more Venezuelan inundation.

SAD. I hope your government collapses and your people make a new better state without progressive bullshit.

b-b-but it's free
don't you want free healthcare ?

Takes you like 50 cents to fill your gas tank. Unless you are talking about natural gas which is even cheaper but is hard to get cause industry is fucked and corrupt

We don't hate bolivianos, they do not annoy us except when they turn on loud music, and even so they will never do that twice after you talk to them.

They are a little dirty but way better than our favelados.

Yeah I remember that we actually HAD TO WORK TO SURVIVE instead leeching from a corrupt commie retarded elected by retards like you.

Put your assets into BTC and wait out the storm.

Not to mention they are not degenerates, I mean, if they are they have never showed anyone, they have strong/traditional families and keep to themselves, I have never heard a boliviano killing/stealing from people here.

It's pretty amazing, they are OK people, they work hard, God they're the best immigrants.

>Norway
>right wing
There is no right wing in Norway. At all.
Even the glorified here for no reason nationalists are filthy socialists

Spain only accepts venezuelans fags, sorry

About 30000 bolívares. Keep in mind that the minimum wage is about 80000. I don't have the money, you need like 700$ minimum to leave the country and go to Colombia and the salary here is 30$/month.

>it get so bad that USA invades the country (Irak style shit)

Not going to happen under Trump

God I hate bolivians so fucking much

Looks like Russia.

No, fuck off. We do not want that shithole headache. You do it.

Remember when leftypol worshiped Venezuela as a beacon of socialism?
I wonder why they stopped. :^)

You should totally come here and open an arepa stand. The Syrians and Chinese have been doing that for years with their cheap food and people have become addicted. Now is your chance.

Cheap venezuelan whores when?

In here Bolivianos sell fruit and garlic, second hand clothes and cheap Chinese goods, Peruvians are kinda like that, but quite a lot of them are Narcos as well, Paraguayans (?) sell drugs a lot and women work as housekeepers or nanny.

>How come there isn't a bread about the Venezuelan happening?

Honestly most of us don't care. I'll watch a livestream if it's on but other than that I can't be bothered to give a shit

80000 but 75% is food stamps actual money is less than 8 dollars monthly

How is it your president hasn't resigned or been overthrown yet?

They control the army.

Now. You can get 10/100 for less than 50$ night

No, india removed the largest bills from circulation to stop the black market and corruption. Venezuela is facing extreme hyper inflation as a result of massive printing of money and out of control government spending, combine this with price controls and yer its a bad situation. They are in this hole because oil revenues have collapsed due to the collapse in oil price, and since everything is nationalized and oil is really only their sole income they were fucked.

this, nobody gives a fuck, Venezuela is a running joke on fox news to shit on our own leftists, but that's about all you hear about it in our media.

>we want no war
You're the only ones capable of making South America great, hermano.

Come on why?
Peruvians will play those fucking flutes.

Neither Bolivianos nor Peruvians are able to sell drugs here, our drug lords are pretty nationalistic O.O

But I must admit, they are pretty OK people.
I don't like how they look but...

Why? Nunca fizeram nada pra nós, literalmente, apesar de shitting on the streets from time to time

How has the situation changed in the last 6 months?

>3 months to see a doctor
Wtf are you talking about? It only takes me a couple hours in the clinic, and about 6 hours in the hospital.

If we do it we're going to keep the oil.

Venezuela should have terrorists bomb Mexican oil wells. The drop in oil supply should send prices up. Allowing Venezuela to make money and recover.

Repeat as needed in any other country but the United states and canada.

So how's that communist paradise working out for ya?

Veneshits coming to colombia to charge less for mundane jobs and competing for coins with homeless people in the traffic lights. We will fucking deport you don't worry.

ur flag kek

Maduro insulted Macri now it is personal.
Mighy Kek will punish venezuela for his sins

At least we have another failure of a country to point at when millennials want to talk about socialism

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So has Venezuela reached Zimbabwe-tier yet, or is it past it?

Isn't Macri pretty SHOAH'D

S.O.C.I.A.L.I.S.M

there is always some shit going down in Venezuela. I married my best friend to get her out of that shit hole. Everytime she turns on the news from there, it's a mix of riots and soccer highlights. Fuck that place.

It's not like they give a shit though

That's what they get. Trusted Hebrews and shitskins. They can't Meme their way out of this.

Pinochet 2.0

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Also your country sounds like a shitty indie band.

cuban medicine at it's finest.

>month salary 30$
>whore costs 50$
??
Are yout trying to cheat me again?

KEK wills it.
It shall be done.

Doesn't look safe

I would like to see a picture of your friends ass.