>be asshole >see someone send you a flashing gif >decide time to make some $ >claim you had seizure >make a big fuss about it >have wife claim its true even though she isnt a reliable witness >worst case you get publicity/pity because a false police report cant be proven either.
Benjamin Torres
Btfo'd the media and fake news and babbled about Aleppo china and some reported had to get a doctor out of the room
Hunter Hill
It was the most meandering press conference ever, typically Obama.
Gavin Campbell
We're here.
Alexander Morales
where all da white wimmin at
Wyatt Adams
CNN reporting that FBI and CIA Agree on Russia hacking Jesus fucking fake news
>President Barack Obama said Friday that he told Russian President Vladimir Putin in September to “cut it out” in regard to allegations that his nation engaged in cyberattacks against the U.S. electoral process. >“The Russians can’t change us or significantly weaken us,” he said at his end-of-year press conference on Friday. “They are a smaller country, they are a weaker country, their economy doesn't produce anything that anybody wants to buy except oil and gas and arms. They don't innovate.” oil and gas that powers most of Europe arms aka the national defense of several nations
Noah Barnes
I don't think there was an official statement yet
Nathan Carter
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Dylan Perry
IT FILTERS THROUGH
Aiden Edwards
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Jackson Mitchell
everything is so beautiful tonight... MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL
Oliver Evans
Youtube channel from the looks of it
Jack Sanchez
Cape Canaveral is the world's greatest spaceport.
Tyler Anderson
I want to move somewhere warm and near the beach. Anywhere that isn't filled with niggers and illegals?
Luke Collins
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Christian Gonzalez
Make Christmas Great Again >Make Christmas Great Again Make Christmas Great Again >Make Christmas Great Again
Lucas Clark
Hows my dinner look?
Jonathan Baker
No. Cold weather is the only thing that keeps shitskins at bay.
Lucas Fisher
So beautiful... like a weird swastika.
Xavier Walker
>mary kate is wearing the same dress as yesterday.
Sebastian Bailey
Nope. The coast attracts the liberals which bring their pet minorities. Best to stay inland in a cold area.
Carson Watson
HIGH GRAVITY
Brody Russell
Sup cunts.
Im at the rally, squaded with 10 people up to chant "lock her up" when the god emperor first walks out on to the stage and gets the crowd calmed down.
We're to the left of the stage if you are looking at the god emperor.
Praise kek.
Chase Bailey
hey podesta, that pizzas missing its cheese
Jace Bailey
It means they aint got shit captain.
Austin Flores
Incredible
Chase Nelson
No state income tax
Good gun and self defense/stand your ground laws
Hunter Cox
>warm and near the beach and not filled with niggers and illegals
that's literally their habitat
Anthony Robinson
everything is so right and comfy
I hope it stays that way until monday, then I expect chimpouts and riots
I hate the cold so goddamn much though. FloridaOP gets to wear shorts and a t-shirt right now if he chooses.
Liam Rivera
When will she disavow Chads?
Jason Watson
How many people are there would you estimate?
Hunter Rogers
Something is awoof with your pizza.
Isaac Morales
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Ethan Morris
If you're white, suck it up. You literally evolved for a cold climate. If you're not, consider suicide.
Brayden Davis
>fireball
At least you make it up with the 40
Samuel Diaz
>ur
Hello retard.
Henry Nguyen
Scream "PEPE!" during the first quiet moment. Let Trump know we're there with him in spirit.
Julian Smith
This isn't the first time Kurt has alleged that memes gave him seizures
>In his tweet, which has since been deleted, Mike made mention of my seizures and included a small video. It contained images of Pepe the Frog, a cartoon character that has been identified by the Anti-Defamation League as a hate symbol. I was carrying my iPad, looking at the still image on the video and, without thinking, touched the PLAY button.
>The video was some sort of strobe light, with flashing circles and images of Pepe flying toward the screen. It's what's called epileptogenic — something that triggers seizures. Fortunately, since I was standing, I simply dropped my iPad to the ground the second I realized what Mike had done. It landed face down on the bathroom floor.
Christian Reed
>“We are feeling what not having hope feels like,” Michelle Obama told Oprah >"He and I and so many believed that … what else do you have if you don’t have hope? What do you give your kids if you can’t give them hope?” why did you all have to destroy he hope of the ape nation
Noah Walker
Is it worth watching the press conference?
Josiah Powell
does Sup Forums know what the techno music that trump plays at his rally is called?
Benjamin Kelly
Big if true
Parker Kelly
Stay mad cuck
Elijah Butler
>steel reserve drink some real beer
Landon Howard
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Bentley Russell
Scream something for us later on.
Owen Roberts
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Cooper Rodriguez
need more smug PA
Matthew Jones
> Best Christmas gift in decades
Evan Martin
>tfw when inhaling the nice crisp winter air
Brayden Gray
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Anthony Peterson
Hope you enjoy every second of it, you're experiencing right now
