The 10,000 populated island of Tuvalu is ripe for Revolution to become a tropic paradise of White Christian National Socialism
The Game Plan for the liberation of the islands will be addressed in this thread:
Suggestions on how to prepare:
> Amass willing Anons to fight for the cause > Legally buying Semi Autos and Handguns from gun friendly states. > Buying to amass a 30,000+ ammo (at least 10,000 needed to be saved for the genocide of the natives) > Draw up plans for boat lands and invasions > Finding distant sea ferrying boats that can get us from West Coast USA Mainland to Hawaii to refuel and then sail to Tuvalu > After genocide of natives the set up for the National Socialist government > Profit
Don Black tried this with Dominican Republic and got BTFO.
Christian Collins
>posting about invading a foreign country >On Sup Forums of all places You people deserve to be v&
Parker Richardson
So where can I volunteer? I'm a NEET with nothing better to do. I've been trained at shooting groundhogs! And I can drive a boat!
Asher Allen
That's even more retarded than trying to take a small nation like Tuvalu.
Carter Evans
Good idea, but this sounds more like CIA territory.
Maybe we should also send an email to them to see if they want to get involve
Owen James
It worked in Cuba
Blake Murphy
FUCK TUVALU
Adrian Lewis
Well...
Dominic Lewis
Kek has spoken
Jayden Wright
TUVALUFAGS BTFO KEK DOESN'T TO INVADE TUVALU
Christopher Roberts
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Jason Bell
KEK is always right. ABANDON SHIP
Kayden Bell
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Gavin Hernandez
ACTUAL ILLEGAL CONTENT HERE TIME FOR YOU TO JOIN THE LEAGUES OF THE BANNED
Hudson Martinez
>tfw jumped ship yesterday
Camden Jackson
Kek has spoken. We must move on.
Wyatt Ross
So Kek clearly hates Tuvalu, which is why we started. But he also definitely doesn't want us to invade. The answer is clear. This is a war that must be fought with memes, from where we sit.
James Rivera
I'm on board with this idea. If it's an Island nation, we don't need to get guns through customs. We just get american anons to purchase weapons (we give funds to help this process) and we get a collection of boats for transport. Then we just attack all the important locations at the same time by using several commanders tasked with different parts of the island.
As for what we do with the people living there... I don't know.
Chase Sanders
tuvalu is abandon guys
Levi Ward
I-Is it over?
Zachary Bell
confirmed for bay of pigs type situation kek is warning us
Austin Edwards
It was over from the start, don't kid yourself.
Dominic Young
it was Dominica not Dominican republic
Joshua Ward
KEK IS COMPROMISED BY THE TIDF
Brandon Howard
Hitler never gave up that easily then why should we?
Logan Wright
Maybe KEK wants us to take your island?
Adrian Carter
Can his will become any more clear?
Bentley Hall
Kek wills this conquest. Check em
Caleb Gonzalez
Ok it's over. Now what? Admit defeat? I'm telling you the Russians hacked them thar digits to demoralize us. This will not stand.
Ryan Flores
Kek whispers for us to continue.
Oliver Perez
TUVALU FAGS BTFO
Bentley Gutierrez
Damn, I really wanted to conquer tuvula.
Landon Stewart
gg
Asher Robinson
Nice get user, but that is beside the point. They have a massive fucking airstrip, I am sure one user has access to a plane, why don't we just fly in and start gunning down degenerate niggers?
Ryder Taylor
It's over. Everyone go home.
Liam Howard
FUTURE user WAS RIGHT. KEK IS WARNING US
Jason Adams
Checked.
Invading tuvalu may be completely retarded, perhaps even only in the terms of usual common sense, but it will be amusing, and we should go ahead with it.
Angel James
This isn't serious right? It's just a meme bro, right?
Jace Harris
>Two extremely powerful gets >people still question Kek's will
Seriously, when will Tuvalu fags give up?
Alexander Stewart
Even sadder tbqh
Oliver Collins
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Cooper Hughes
Kek isn't saying we shouldn't invade Tuvalu, he's saying that trying to invade The Dominican Republic is more retarded than the idea of Sup Forums conquering a small island nation.
Kek admits that the invasion of Tuvalu is retarded, but his previous order to invade still stands.
Gabriel Hall
>Implying the US govt and or New Zealand won't slap your shit as soon as the shots start.
Taking the island isnt the problem; keeping it would be.
Matthew Rodriguez
see It will be glorious
Austin Nelson
Ok maybe Harold was right after all. Maybe...he's the 400lb hacker!
We need to invade the Pacific Northwest.
Luis Brown
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Brody Peterson
No joke this could escalate until they actually have a case against 4chinks. Unlikely but remember, the left has literally no sense of humor nor knowledge of how irony or sarcasm is detected / experienced.
I think you should just let it rest. I heard they are peaceful folk. No threat to anyone. No shady connections to the east etc. Nothing to even waste your time with :))
>10000 bullets to genocide natives. Dude that amount of gunhots would fuck up our ears. We need something cheap and silent like gas.
Brody James
>Implying we don't bring Hillary Clinton as a hostage in order to secure our leadership
Also, what would be the point in New Zealand and the US taking back the island if all the islanders are either dead or enslaved?
Liam Taylor
You faggots would probably get lost somewhere in the middle of the pacific and then die from starvation
Aaron Bailey
>not even dub.s You are wrong
Owen Cruz
Cause as much as it would be fun, we would get raped by the Indian government, we probably wouldn't even be able to reach the shores before being arrested, and even then we would have to start fighting with niggers with IQs so low they are probably lower than Pygmys and abos.
Connor Hall
Kek clearly wants us to take Tuvalu through peaceful means.
Anthony Gonzalez
Or maybe CIA will share some of their expertise.
Joshua Evans
Nooo, shooting people is fun!
Julian Morales
It's basically a giant nature preserve and the Indian government would capture you and send you to prison. Also the last guys who went to that island were massacred by the natives.
Ethan Thomas
>What are tapones de oido
Benjamin Morales
Sounds like a scheme
Ethan Smith
How do you know they already aren't?
Jose Wilson
>leaf
Dylan Young
We only need to kill the men. The women will serve us afterward
Leo Williams
Double 7's of truth.
I still think we should go with the humanitarian angle and start a movement to make Canada take Tuvaluan refugees. Once they flee their sinking island, we can move in unopposed and start land reclamation.
Henry Green
How to we take Tuvalu peacefully? Do we meme up a hurricane to hit it and then go there as volunteers and settle on the island?
Daniel Wood
Let me be serious... maybe the peaceful way its possible. Maybe we could just rent land to the local government and establish there.
That's what the basque country does in spain since 1876. That's why they have their own laws... yes, we share some (and that's were the problem starts) but more or less that's the deal.
Also, in Maldives, resorts are renting land and they have their own laws, for example, people can drink even when Maldives its a muslim country.
Luis Hill
why dont tuvaloonians just buy more sand?
Gabriel Richardson
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Leo Hernandez
>being afraid of ~40 low iq niggers We have guns. they don't.
>being afraid of Indian government okay, but what about the UK government when we invade Tuvalu?
Aaron Morgan
Liberate Mauritius, please. FUCK TUVALU
Ayden Bailey
>Global warming will sink Tuvalo with hightened sea levels >They must go to Australia >Falseflag media campaign to offer them asylum >Leftists will fall for the Global Warming meme no matter what Wasnt there a more detailed JPG somewhere?
Bentley Jenkins
holy shit
Kayden James
They will do nothing, the british are a bunch of limp wristed faggots.
Colton Johnson
Actually that wouldn't happen, if we took the island quickly and established a new government friendly with the UK we would probably be left alone.
Andrew Cox
>They go to Australia >Implying we wont give them beds at the bottom of the ocean
Landon Cooper
Expected >Fuck off, we're full desu - Irrelevant where they get beds they just need to GET OUT OUT OUT
Luis Gutierrez
What about just bribing the government to give Sup Forumslacks citizenship and government positions?
Leo Kelly
>Mauritius >Population: 1.296 million (2013)
Sure, after you manage to lower that population of yours.
Aaron Hall
>invading >not psyopping them to extinction
Noah Murphy
That's actually not that much. The Dominican Republic is far smaller and is over 10 Million.
Caleb Sullivan
This thread has been absolutely derailed from any discussion by these gets. Also, we would need more guns and at least half a mil rounds of ammo.
Also we need to push anti tuvalu propaganda in the press
Do you really think Sup Forums can fight over a million people?
Noah Lee
All of the options are long cons. Slowly buy up the cheapest land on the island (parts that are polluted or trashed), clean them up, add personal influences, start to shape the island politically and begin to cultivate the small nation in the shape of whatever image is preferred. (note, land on the island can't actually be purchased, it can only be long term leased)
Alternately, attempt to get a host nation to accept all of the natives as asylum seekers/refugees. They may be willing to give up large portions of their land in exchange.
The most likely route is to go the rounds of prior. Continue to acquire land, gain citizenship, move more people out and that influence to continue impacting the islands as desired. Social/political engineering through mass migration.
Levi Jackson
Awh, the Prime Minister is so cute, I don't think I could kill him.
In order to create a successful PSYOP the following must be established:
clearly define the mission so that it aligns with objectives need a PSYOP estimate of the situation prepare the plan media selection product development pretesting - determines the probable impact of the PSYOP on the target audience production and dissemination of PSYOP material implementation posttesting - evaluates audience responses feedback
Tyler Turner
What happens in Mauritius?
Daniel Perez
>margaret thatcher
Nathaniel Anderson
Any Aussies ready we will need 3 boats.
>>All the Natives will sign the island over to are lawyer's handwritten nullification of sovereignty.
Austin Anderson
It's faster to simply decimate the population and claim that we have a nuclear weapon for deterrence.
Andrew Wilson
Who's going to drive the ship, you need someone with merchant mariners credidentials and knows how to navigate a ship safely. Am deck cadet.
Daniel Brooks
You see, this is where it breaks down. Piracy is punishable by death and you're worried about a boating license?
Thomas White
Ok, you do that Brazil. Be sure to ask for a livestream when you're executed so we can watch the Singapore army abide by their treaty obligations and behead you for forcefully taking over a sovereign ally's nation.
Jace Peterson
That would just make a real country preemptively bomb the island into dust. There's a Canadian that claims to have a "boat driving license"
