Am I still white?

All my life I thought I was white. I just found out I'm Native American. Should I kill myself or move to the nearest reservation?

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1 drop rule bitch. Get out of my country shitskin.

Turn your house into a casino nigga

>Balkan 0.1%
>white

>13% Southern Europe
I'd start looking at property in Morocco.

Irony, the post

Hey at least I'm not Jewish, right?

kek

>East Asian & Native American

It probably means the other "Indian." Better learn how poo in the loo.

Nope

LMAO get an Indian ID card then flash it whenever you get called racist

Holy shit can I really do that?

Well in that case you got it made. Now you can complain about your drinking problem and how the white man keeps you down.

Lots of free shit coming your way. Make sure you check the Native American box on every single job or college application you fill out from here on out.

Only people who post their genetic results are allowed to criticize me.

Even your ID says you're a nigger

>sending your money off to some corporation that most likely sells the info to other corporations and governments

You'd have to be a fucking retard to do this honestly.

Jesus Christ dude stop sticking your dick in everything

cut your leg off that's where all the inferior "Native American" genes are

No. You have to be able to trace your lineage to the Dawes Rolls.
I have my Indian card, it's great. I get free health insurance through it, and free dental work. Free psychiatric work too if I wanted it, but I don't need it, and I'm only 1/16th Cherokee. The only downside is, is any half breed Cherokee thinks they're better than everyone else even though we're all dying out as a species and in a few more generations we'll be basically extinct. So... it should kinda come down to the preservation of culture more than anything else, but a lot of the reservation faggots don't really like sharing that with their kin that look too white.
It's why, even though I look white as snow, I don't mind taking advantage of the free benefits if I need to.

Damn nigga r u me? To the camps we go.

Ooga booga, go back to Africa

Could be worse kek
All the Asian dna came from my dad. My mom is %100 European.

It's called margin of error, retards.

How do you take this test and how much does it cost. Link me pls

>dyslexic
>create account with fake name
>literally no info aside with genetic data
all they have is my spit. It's nothing associate with me personally
>AnDORKa in charge of understanding genetics
>
I don't see your results, are (((you))) hiding something?

How are your plans for a school shooting coming along? At least you have no Jewish poison in your veins.

That 0.x would probably disappear if you had your results "phased" (i.e. have one of your parents also get genotyped). Until that happens it's impossible to tell which chunks of your DNA come from which parent (and actually sit together on the same chromosome). You people set your unphased results with many different possible combinations to "speculative", and then wonder where those weird results come from.

Also, the dna sample sizes these companies use are still limited and often they're just guessing where a piece of dna originally came from. American natives were actually 1/3 European, 2/3 Asian even before post-Columbian admixture occured, so your dna might judt reflect that common Eurasian heritage.

Genetic testing might as well be astrology, dont fall for the meme Sup Forums

>Native American

still ok, if you only accpet your whiteness and dont go "oi im sooooo against this becuz im native american!!!!! whites shouldnt move/(le colonize here)!!!!!!!!!!)
basically dont be a reddit shit and i wont gas you on the day(of the) (rope)


#fuvk-the-jewz/kikes

Haven't been to school in years. Plus I'm a poorfag so I only have 1 gun atm. I know right, at least I don't really look Asian. White skin, 6ft tall, brown hair and hazel eyes.

>17th percentile neanderthal

90th percentile here

ask me anything

You were supposed to go extinct 40,000 years ago. kys.

Jesus fuck, more!

>Brtish
>White
ANGLO

You had an ancestor that was down for squaw pussy so the degenerate gene might have been passed on, best to isolate yourself from white society.

Never mind, found her

twitter.com/doublemaximus Forgot link

This is a joke, right

>All my life I thought I was white. I just found out I'm Native American. Should I kill myself or move to the nearest reservation?
Get dem bennies dawg. You get a fat check from da gubment erer mumf, and you can gets grants and sheeit nigga. Gits what dat white debil owes you brutha.

it's around $100 dollars and for more it can tell you if you have any genetic health defects etc it's

23andme.com

shit burger. shit.


your white privilage is over - you must go and live with your people now.

They will give you some cool name though, not all is bad.

>Balkans
Sorry man, maybe next life

There's usually a standard deviation so the >.00001 stuff you probably aren't.

Yes. Anything below 90% and you should be deported.

>his entire dna
>nothing personal
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