Wow I used to hate Amy because Sup Forums hated her but now I see you were all just jealous of her knockout body

Wow I used to hate Amy because Sup Forums hated her but now I see you were all just jealous of her knockout body.

Yeah, you're right. I got knocked out so hard I actually turned into stone after viewing this photograph. Can CNN please tell me if this was legal or not? I'm worried...

>her modestly honed torso still showed hints of a six pack
>hits of a six pack
Yeah of Coors

>teeny weeny bikini bottoms

Like calling the sail on the mizzen mast "teeny weeny".

I kinda feel worse for her now that see thinned out. I thought she was ugly just because she was fat, but she truly is a disgustingly amalgamated human being

>modestly honed torso

Amy Shoebox!!!!!!

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God that tramp stamp

>someone got paid to write this

Her body isn't even THAT bad. It's her horrific, disgusting butterface that turns me off. I'd have to fuck her with a bag on her head.

>this is what they picked go play the role of Barbie

Where is her ass?

She could catch dick any time she wants

How low have our standards gotten as a society?
Fucking hell.
>knockout figure
She's at least 25lbs overweight.

OwO this guy's cute as fuuuuuuck... name?

please tell me its a girl

>with a hint of 6 pack

I think DailyMail is just trying to bait us

I wonder if in the super-degenerate future this will be considered beach/swimware. I can literally see that chick's labia

The people that write this are the same that write articles on buzzfeed and tumblr

>modestly honed body

Jesus Christ if we ever have an example of fake news here it is.

Flat ass and tramp stamp. Why wouldn't ya wanna stick your dick in that?

>girl

Can skinny wimyn even compete

>she's no train wreck
>knockout

>knockout body
0/10

>hints of a six pack
>six pack

>knockout body

Yeah, knocks me right into a fucking coma.

Ugly

She looks like a refrigerator with a tramp stamp

Holy fuck, check out THAT six pack.

>Of rolls

I finally see what it was like in the weimar republic

Reminder THAT THING is gonna be Barbie and it's somehow a better body image for young girls.

Six pack of twinkies, sure

>modestly

INCORRECT USE OF THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>underrated comment

The Fake News is putting out funnier jokes than Amy Schumer does.

>look at this landwhale "comedian" who owes her career in Hollywood entirely to her uncle, the very important democrat senator
>isn't she SO HOT?

Check out this gorgeous face

>That tramp stamp

Is there literally any other reason a girl gets that besides to say "Hey, everyone! I'm a self loathing slut who will put out!"

If she has a tramp stamp, steer clear.

Fortunately, the standards aren't actually that low. Just liberal media outlets trying to manufacture a new standard.

Nothing says class like a tramp stamp.

Be great to add a tat "user was here" on one of those cheeks.

this
libcucks are trying to force their new standard for """"""""""beauty"""""""""" and if you go against their grain you are a white supremacist FUCKING WHITE MALE misogynist body shamer and pretty much you're fucking retarded

She shouldn't be allowed on the beach. Not because she's hideous, but because it fucks with the tides.

All that extra weight and she has no ass or tits.

how much did she pay a paparrazi to show up and photograph her ugly ass?

>future

Sluts are already wearing these on the beach

>hints of a sixpack
Is that what we're calling the torso now? Jesus Christ

Bitch looks like a fucking tree stump.

and then the mainstream media acts confused when people are fed up with their nonsense

wtf i love amy "blocked arteries" schumer now

...

I thought she was playing one of Barbie's bitchy friends

Reminder not to give these fucks any views, since that's exactly what they're fishing for with this.

Her eyes are beautiful, for sure... It would be funny if she went and got fit all of a sudden.. "Oh, hey, if I can do it, anyone can be healthy!"

Perhaps it's optimistic, but that's how I see it playing out.

guys you fucking idiots are being played they know you dipshits will spread this around its called clickbait for a fucking reason jesus criest no one at dailymail a site full of ripping on womens looks thinks she is in any way attractive

>that tramp stamp
Everyday I learn something new about her that makes me resent her even more

>labia

That's his balls

So natural, so brave!

2/10 Would not gangrape

If her stand up is anything to go by I wouldn't even hit it. I don't want no sloppy 268ths.

80% of girls could catch dick literally any time they want.

I mean I hate her faggot face but I really wouldn't care if my GF had the body she has. A little chubby. But let's be honest a lot of girls weigh a lot more than her.

>a fucking burger

disgusting

>hints of a six pack
dafug
She's not too bad though.

Why is she so dirty?

>face is a disaster
>ass is a disaster
>tits are probably a disaster
>rest would be tolerable if those 3 were good, but....

a shit ton of makeup does not cover up those calcified volcanoes

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As much as i hate this bitch. Her body isnt bad compared to the average women her age. In saying that, she doesnt have kids like most women her age.

Daily Mail readers bringing the bantz as usual.

it is absolutely a girl

Ugh, fucking tramp stamp. Is there any need.

I love women with short hair

Ya think? It's a tabloid that is 80% celebrity gossip. That's what they do.

Ske looks like Miss Piggy.

She's lost weight, and looks decent enough compared to run-of-the-mill 40 year olds, but no, there's nothing "knockout" about her figure.

And she'll always be a butterface even if she could manage a 10/10 body.

Lel. India.

That .9 waist to hips ratio

Oh god I think I'm gonna puke. I should not have had alefredo on my pasta.

She only got more famous recently for suckin slick bill's dick like so many others.

I wish that knocked me out so I wouldn't have to look at it anymore.

pipe it up at prom

Mantits

Trampstamp,

Into the trash it goes...

Muscle makes a taut ass and perky tits.
Schumer has never lifted anything heavier than a quart of ice cream.

She's 35. She looks like a fucking potato.

>ab-solutely

Are they implying she has visible abs?

Eh, she looks fine for a dyke. Like she takes care of herself.

> Fat
> No tits
> No Ass

How is that even possible?

Bill Clinton? I keep hearing this.

Femanon here

>tfw kind of have the same body shape

Why is there a fridge out on the beach?

Funny how it is okay to oversexualize fat ugly people.

Imagine if a magazine wrote like that about an attractive celebrity.

>Selena Gomez's teeny weeny bikini bottoms showcased her buns to the maximum

Here's a tip. If you see a picture of a cute girl on Sup Forums, it's a boy.

you're gross but that's okay because instead of improving yourself bring everyone else down to your disgusting self

>tfw

it's a girl jesus christ i posted her entire set

You're deprived. Not too bad? That's a ugly chubby man retard