Risk - Europe

Ok let's start a risk game.
Live rolls, max. 3 players per alliance.

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name
Cyan

India
Any colour

Italian Scorpiongirl Empire
Taranto
Gold

Please choose an ideology

Capitalist.

Socialist.

We can work out our differences, let us not fight. I propose a NAP.

Can I take the Middle East then?

ireland
NOC
any
fascism

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Portugal
Donald Trump
Gold if taken then any color
Republic

You can have Saudi, Iraq and Turkey. I shall have Iran, and then move for Russia. Does that sound good to you?

Didn't read map, capitalism

Green
Celtiberia
Madrid

Ideology?

Also green is taken

Fascism, sorry senor.
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Sparta, Magnus IV, red (or any color) and oligarchy

Your Iberian blood decides what color suits us.

How much do factories cost?

Oligarchy is not included in the map rules man

You get a construction when you roll 0 or better. You can't pay for construction

capitalism

Ok start rolling, if you get 0 or better reply to your own comment with what construction(s) you want and around where.

Name: Britannia
Colour: Blue
Ideology: Fascism
Starting location: London

i just read these rules and they are retarded no thanks cede all territory to god

Fill Greece and Macedonia

Attack Red

>France
>Teal
>Belgium

roll to fill Belgium, spill into France.

Fill India. Place my starting factory in my capital.

I propose a NAP with the scorpiongirls.

Fill a bit of Barcelona, then build a fort there.

PALI fill portugal then Spain, build factory on Red's fort. Name it Trump Tower as a sign of winning.

Fill Italy.

Hah fuck you, take my pali bitch

Aryan Empire
Any color
Persia
Fascists

real time rolls

>mfw you think OP will do that
Iberiosphere is best sphere

Jimmy's Land
Suadi Arabia
any color

Ideology?

Bugger off jimmy WE FULL
Actually ditto.

Trip

Blue
Denmark
LEGO Group

Sorry Spain live rolls are live rolls.

Fill Italy then Tunisia.

Fill Greece and Macedonia

>mfw
Mexicans are not white

FUCK YEAH OP 10/10 OP

Fill Spain, if spill go south.

I only attacked because real time means you could have killed me right away

Capitalist ally?

Keep filling India. That dot is my factory, right?

+2

Fill Persia spill Around the Caspian.
Construct a factory if possible.

I'm down. What territories are you planning on getting?

Yes it its. also u got pali, choose building and location

We gotta be flexible and unpredictable.

Any colour
Place first fort in moscow
Communist

What do you people think of this modified Risk map?

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See you on the boards...

Build a factory on top of my factory for +6.

Cyan
Denmark
LEGO Group

Montenegro needs a bonus, Kosovo + Macedonia together need a bonus

Much bonus

No!! Pick distributist.
True Saxon politik

Someone needs to fucking nerf India, I fucking hate having to see that shitty bonus that practically boosts the player to victory.

Thats the original

fill france

nevermind

Dudeeee... What if Trump paid to get Kanye out of debt and that is why he is so unexpectedly on this side now....

Maybe they bonded over the common fact that Facebook fucked them and left them out to dry...

>Britannia

Expand into England. Put down factories if bonus.

Germany has the same bonus. Also, my bonus is from factories.

OP I fucked up I'm Capitalist so my pali earlier got me 2 factories. Put the 2nd in Portugal.

Dammittt... posted from the front page. didnt realize this was a stupid risk thread. wanted the normal shit talking thread. wasted my theory on you dorks.

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gain more land kek. sorry was masturbaiting

Who are u?

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You get a construction, which and where.

Fill Italy then Slovenia. Spills fill Tunisia.

Fill Spain, spill Moro, that little country south and Algeria

sheet nigga i was Ireland. i see someone eles took over for me

Attack the Irish.
+5 for fascist first roll attack bonus. Put down fort if good roll.

expand to the western border

MORE PALI

Factory in south west Africa

Nope, u still there in green.

wow igga. we both fascist. we dont need to fight.

attack blue

remember capitalist dog, 2 constructions

Thanks OP, one more on the southern border of Spain

keep filling greece. Also,can i claim red now?

If you want peace, I'll take all of England, the lower half of Scotland and you can have everything else in the British isles.

Build fac, fill Persia. Spill caspian.

Construction for doubles?

Keep filling India.

Can i save it for later?

If i can save it, save it.

If i cant, throw it as far east as you can

lol what, just get england you dumb cunt. the bottom part of Britannia. i get Scotland. i will move into nordicks and we can take eruop

I want my fair share of the Scottish women you vulgar potato farmer.

kys auzie cunt
you have your own women. if you dont want them to be dumb whores then put them in their place and make propaganda making them happy to be successful and live the husband

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Continue attacking blue

Fill Italy then Slovenia. Excess fills Tunisia.

You are blue.

East

Double construction for capitalism