I am starting to like that guy...

I am starting to like that guy. He now does a "Thank you tour" where he basically says "Fuck you!" to his fans and gives them the finger while they still have to applaud. That's true punk!

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Nothing to reply? Already starting to feel regret?

Settle down Hans. Your thread is dead, just like your country's ethic identity

>just like your country's ethic identity

Like you ever had one, Carlos Jamal de Nero. E Pluribus Unum, right?

>Deutschland
I actually speak a fair bit of German and want to be fluent in it. But there's this nagging feeling I'm wasting my time because everybody in germany will just speak some arabic language in 20 years.

Never claimed we had one. But i know yours is going to be wiped out in about 2 Generations. Sweet may may faggot, go back to facebook with that shit tier meme.

>it's another Kraut gets blown the fuck out thread

Hasn't your sister, mother, grandmother, girlfriend, wife etc. been gang-raped by immigrant Muslims yet?

Wouldn't your time be better spent going out and trying to find the perp?

Is there any more pathetic profession on earth than political cartoonist?

>plagiarize a quote as a wall of text
>draw le epic caricature
>smugly sign your work and publish it for mass consumption by other narcissists just as intellectually challenged as you
>go home and cry as you think about how if you were just slightly more talented you would have made it as a real artist, hell, even as a childrens illustrator
>accidently kill yourself in autoerotic asphyxiation accident, a cumstained picture of hillary clinton found 3 feet from your body

>german ethnic identity

Btw, what is that in the first place? Maybe you can define that to me. Especially with common german names like Novotny, Schmanski, Kottomanski, Tetzlaf, Lafontaine or de Maziere.

>Is there any more pathetic profession on earth than political cartoonist?

Ask Ben Garrison.

Butthurt is p strong here

Yeah, regret for opening this thread, you bavarian cuckwurst. kys

>Hasn't your sister, mother, grandmother, girlfriend, wife etc. been gang-raped by immigrant Muslims yet?

No. Actually my parents were in Cologne last year on new year's eve. They went by train via main station and nothing happened to them.

O yeah, he really got me good with the Mexican joke. My ass is so 'blasted'.

The native American land was conquered, not stolen or whatever the fuck those shit-tier memes are trying to say.

But hey, at least they fought for it. Unlike you Eurocucks destroying the civilization you spent thousands of years developing.

Actually I was born in Cologne and grew up nearby.

But considering the general lack of education in American imbeciles and especially their inability to understand geography you would never be able to figure out the difference between North-Rhine-Westfalia and Bavaria. Just like 'murrica only consists of Tex's, raigt boi?

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Stop posting this shit meme, if the immigrants at least had the decency to (unsuccessfully attempt to) genocide us then we wouldn't be here to shitpost on a mongolian eugenics research committee.

>horsey
>quoting HL Mencken
>the same HL Mencken who wrote of the "negro" as a "low-caste man" who will "remain inert and inefficient until fifty generations of him have lived in civilization. And even then, the superior white race will be fifty generations ahead of him."

>Germanfag
>Links to Daily Show clip
Go away Merkel, we're busy making America greater than your Euro stinkhole could ever be

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shit thread

>The native American land was conquered, not stolen
>theft: taken something forcefully from someone without consent
>not stolen

When you voted for Trump, how long did it take the people at the polling place to explain to you how to use a pen? Did they accept your fingerprint as a signature?

>Implying there's any reason for Americans to memorize where your shitty European countries are

And I'm sure you're a master of American geography, right? I'm sure you could place states like Idaho, Connecticut, and Arkansas on a map.

This is really the one good punchline in the entire thread.

Also, routine reminder to ignore leaf-style Krautposters. They work for Merkel and are paid for every (You) the same way CTR was.

serious question though, how is no one concerned about the video?

Why isnt anyone concerned about what he said at the timestamp?

>I'm sure you could place states like Idaho, Connecticut, and Arkansas on a map.

Actually I could.

>Democrats rely on getting 95% of the black vote and 70% of the minorities, but Republicans are the stupid ones

desu if the indians had an immigration policy and presented a united front they'd probably still be alive now.

LOL horsey is a cuckold but damn he does the best smug trump faces

you'll regret being such a cuck when köln's cathedral is brought down because it offends muslims

>Pen
>Not using technology

>They work for Merkel and are paid for every (You) the same way CTR was.

Really? I always thought the only ones getting "paid" by the government are unemployed neo-nazis Ossis and "imperial citizens" on welfare who shitpost about gubbament conspiracies all day.

>unironically posting Horsey

Fuck off, Achmed. The EU and your absurd "replacement immigration" are dead. Cry more.

>Democracy gives [the beatification of mediocrity] a certain appearance of objective and demonstrable truth. The mob man, functioning as citizen, gets a feeling that he is really important to the world—that he is genuinely running things. Out of his maudlin herding after rogues and mountebanks there comes to him a sense of vast and mysterious power—which is what makes archbishops, police sergeants, the grand goblins of the Ku Klux and other such magnificoes happy. And out of it there comes, too, a conviction that he is somehow wise, that his views are taken seriously by his betters—which is what makes United States Senators, fortune tellers and Young Intellectuals happy. Finally, there comes out of it a glowing consciousness of a high duty triumphantly done which is what makes hangmen and husbands happy.
t. H.L. Mencken

>family looks so bad not even a shitskin would fikifiki it

>Hans is butthurt that his conquests were unsuccessful.
You could have had all of Africa, but got BTFO by the guy who played Dracula in movies and a bunch of his friends.
At least you get to brag that your great-grandpa was killed by Saruman with a machine gun.

So I have to ask German bro; are you here to shit post because you are afraid of what Amed is going to do on the train station this year? Need to dull the worry and pain?

Denial the thread.

Why are you ignoring the video?

>> hey you're dumb cause you voted for trump, got yah tehe!
Tfw when germans not only lack humor and nuance, they also sling insults that wouldnt even be considered good by school yard children

Go to bed, Merkel.

>"replacement immigration"

Isn't that what made America great from 1776 to 1950?

Same. I really like how German sounds. Not to mention I hold a great deal of respect the culture and work ethic of the people. From all across the United states; Saint Petersburg, and a few other cities in Russia ; even in Chile. No matter where they go, they have displayed impressive in turns of building and settling. With all of this considered, It is very disappointing, and infuriating to witness the displacement in Germany take place. I consider learning German to be a complete waste of time. I'm better off learning an eastern European language, because they at least have enough self respect for themselves to sustain their own country's identity.

F minus for whoever came up with this virus like atrocity.

>making fun of balding people
>making fun of short guys

wow, um, like body shaming much?

Ignore OP everyone, he's gonna kill himself in 2017.

>you'll regret being such a cuck when köln's cathedral is brought down because it offends muslims

Sure. Not like it has stood through worse times.

Democrats so retarded and gay they lost the white house, house, and senate lmbo

>>Pen
>>Not using technology

Well, paper ballots don't get hacked by Russia.

>memegenerator

>indians were overrun by immigrants, so Americans should have to be overrun too

Apparently paper ballots get hacked by the Russians too! Michigan only has paper ballots, yet Russians hacked the election for Trump there. How else could he have won.

Because it was whites replacing shitskins, it doesn't work the other way around.

this is some serious denial and deflection.

>children voting for Trump
what the fuck happened to muh millennial vote

I really don't like this guy, but he is point out some very big problems with Trumps attitude as of late. Shit like Hillary.

Based Horsey

>implying Horsey isn't our guy

>counterfeit Current Year® comedian says something snarky

DRUMPF BTFO!

(YOU)

Did any of you imbeciles actually watch the video? Trump literally admitted that he talked out of his ass about "draining the swamp".

youtube.com/watch?v=BB38DvTV5kc&feature=youtu.be&t=4m40s

You havent even addressed trumps comments though, Why? I'm not even a fucking liberal but this denial concerns me because I have a fucking free will.

I don't get this cartoon.
What message is he trying to convey? It's not funny, not thought provoking or anything.

>I'm not even a fucking liberal but this denial concerns me because I have a fucking free will.

Problem is: They don't. They are proud to be republican slaves.

The only thing in that cartoon that might have some validilty to it is Goldman.

>right wingers
>GOP (literally the same as above)
>billionaires
Not anything of actual concern, also
>republican hiring other republicans
OMG, WHO WOULD HAVE THUUNK IT

ehi merkel, they fought and killed the saveges and took their land. they were conquerors, no immigrants.
but if they were immigrants, shouldn't this mean that they right about immigration?

>Drumpf btfo!

You guys are pathetic. A month after the biggest political upset in history and you arrogant cunts are back making predictions like you have any idea what the fuck your talking about.

He's talking about the phrase "drain the swamp." He's been telling this same story since at least October when I heard it in person.

It's the daily show. Maybe you don't watch it on your side of the pond, but most people who aren't college age kiddies know they edit clips and take quotes out of context. Every time they're called out on this they use the Motte and Bailey maneuver, claiming "oh we're not a news show we do comedy"

Then you have everybody remembering that even if he is more of the same, Hillary would have been to, so there is the feeling of "eh so what"

Finally people have been on Trump's case since November 9th, immediatly claiming he's a liar and fraud and has no plans to do anything he said. Which may entirely be true, but you gotta let the man break his promises before you start blaming him for breaking his promises. This means time in office.

As to the time stamp, who the fuck knows. It could be that Trump is a fraud, in which case he'll lose by a landslide that puts him down in history books as a Cautionary Tale.
It could also be that Trump doesn't use a teleprompter most of the time, rambles alot, and when he said "like he meant it" he was speaking as if he liked the phrasing. Remember just prior to the time stamp he explained that at first he thought the phrase was kind of hoaky and unsure if it would catch on.

Only autists expected Trump to "personally appoint a special prosecutor" to jail Hillary. Most people understood all he needs to do is appoint an Attorney General who actually cares about justice, and then Trump gets out of the way as the AG does what the AG is supposed to do.

I dunno man Liberal media really should have read the story about the boy who cried wolf. At this point shits outta my hands until 2018 when Senate and House seats come up for election. I'm just here for liberal salt and dank memes for the next two years.

It's literally saying some badass dudes, with hot wives and high testosterone (see balding) who watch tv with their hot wives are trump supporters. The artist is a dumbass.

When I said I'm not a liberal, I meant I'm not a liberal you retarded fuck, I just wanted some one to answer the fucking question christ.

thank you i get it now.

>horsey stealing the ancap meme's hand signals

lol

This whole post is so fucking retarded i bet you're suffering from some kind of a mental disease.

go draw more christ-chan porn

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Literally slays political correctness.

Faggots think he is giving Americans the finger.

You fucking retards can keep losing harder. I am going to enjoy fucking your "wives" and sisters for breakfast.

I don't give a shit. You cunts have doubted him at every turn. He's not even in office yet, have some fucking patience, and for God's sake, stop expecting intelligent political commentary from (((comedians.)))

Wow horsey actually drew a face belonging to a male right-wing voter that didn't look like every other face of male right-wing voters he's drawn his entire career. Admittedly, the other 4 males all still have the same sort of face, but baby steps, man.

Good to see the guy is improving.

It's fucking hilarious that he can tell his supporters right to their faces that he lied to them during his campaign and they'll still cheer for him. They are mindless drones, he's done an incredible job brainwashing these fools. It's like a cult.

>leaf

>Is there any more pathetic profession on earth than political cartoonist?
Trevor Noah

not an argument.
If the post seems kind of rambling I apologize, it's 2:30 am here and I haven't slept in over 24 hours. However I feel I answered the brit's question well enough, as evidence by his post here

Why is he so afraid of manliness? What a spineless faggot.

One genocide wasn't enough.

Ladies and gentlemen.
This.
This is what happens to enemies of Russia.
A mere fight with us makes you rot from within, over time, slowly but surely collapsing.
We're a Nurgle demon among countries.

>HURR i'm not a Trump supporter, but trust me, I'm a valid source to define what "draining the swamp is"

Can you please just shut the fuck up for a second?
The swamp isn't CEOs and corporate executives, dipshit.
It's worthless politicians who use their political position to curry favor and get kickbacks and a sweet job after their term

Yeah...

their entire country collapsed
what's your excuse?

>M-my country's doing great, here's a picture about YOUR country!

>The swamp isn't CEOs and corporate executives, dipshit.
>It's worthless politicians who use their political position to curry favor and get kickbacks and a sweet job after their term

And here we have another informed Appalachian with an excess toe.

Don't bother with German. Won't be long before it isn't even spoken in Germany.

Although i respect pic related's can do attitude very much, his pride makes him blind to the tricks that Republicunts are pulling on him by refusing to fairly redistribute SOME of their wealth. God knows nothings free, and the Republicans with their greed pretend they know that.

>their entire country collapsed

When I went home from work yesterday everything was fine. Fucking train was 18 minutes late though. But do you know where I waited for that train: COLOGNE MAIN STATION!!!

That phrasing was pretty funny Klaus, but overall you're really embarrassing yourself.

Yeah I agree with you. He's a veteran, I honestly thought they had guaranteed state provided health insurance for the rest of their lives. They really should.

So you don't have an excuse.
You've rolled over and given up when your owners told you to.
Good boy.

Not an argument.

>Although i respect pic related's can do attitude very much

>He's a veteran

This guy is either lying or he was dishonorably discharged, you tards.

You wrote it well enough, Malaysia just being a faggot

At this point, utter disgust and a kind of deep tender humane pity for the left are struggling for the upper hand in me.
I don't suppose this Noah kid writes his own stuff. Some wizened Jew in a back room does that for him, I'm sure.
But it is just so heart-breaking to see them make this clean-cut, decent-minded young nigra boy crawl on his belly through the lowest sewer of moral indecency in front of millions of TV viewers.
Do you think it HURTS him to be instructed by his masters to publicly spit on and reject qualities that he MUST still know, in his heart, are admirable qualities - like rectitude, a sense of humor, and magnanimity and mercy in victory?
Does he really never say to himself, as he's reeling off this litany of impotent vengefulness they've written for him: "But we were denouncing his calls for Clinton to be jailed as fascistic bullying and vindictiveness just a couple of months ago. Now we are saying he is a bad person because he ISN'T being vindictive?"
At this point, for the left, "how can they ever recover?" isn't even a meme any more. They MIGHT have recovered their credibility and self-respect even after all the slime and filth and lies they covered themselves in when they still had hope of winning, before Nov 9th. But the pathetic, despicable, reality-denying, septic-poisoned rats that they have become since Trump's victory - grabbing frantically at ANYTHING they think they can use to mask the fact that THEY LOST AND HE WON, and even pretending to mock him for NOT doing things that they said he would be a monster for doing just a few weeks ago - these septic-poisoned rats can really NEVER recover. They need just to be exterminated, for their own good.

And here we have a list of Nato leeches

Faggot. Politicians had enough time to stop mass migration and cheap Chinese shit. Almost 20 years, they blatantly ignored the public. They fully deserve to be led by a guy who's not one of them and doesn't give a shit about their needs. You reap what you sow.

Hey Germany, how does it feel knowing that the majority of Americans that voted for Drumpf are of German descent?