*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a Right Wing Death Squad to break into your house on the day of the rope with the intent to punish you according to your degeneracy.

How fucked are you?

Define degeneracy first

>implying I'm not already in the squad

Not fucked at all.
More likely I'd be part of the death squad tbqhfam

I'd be pretty pissed that they pull this kind of prank on one of their buddies

things someone else doesn't like

>Am caught worshipping my statue to MOLOCH
>Am dragged screaming out into the streets
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!" they scream at me as they take my statue out into the streets
>Am beaten to within an inch of my life, they smash me against the statue
>shot dead.

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The more primal, base and animalistic the act, the more degenerate. Think hooking-up, doing drugs, dressing like a nigger, etc.

I would've opened the door and invited them in for some refreshments before they needed to kick it down.

>They don't look into my porn folder
I'm solid.
>They look into my porn folder
Off to the gas chambers I go!

just a couple lashes for masturbating

Don't worry, I'm 100% clean

>they find my porn collection

I should be fine, I´d even apply for the job later on.

you must be an anime watcher

>Uhh that's my sister's dakimakura?

They would be majorly retarded for breaking into an LEO's house, either way, but I am fine.

Id ask them to pay for my door and invite them in for lunch while we talk about who theyre gonna get next

Id rather not go around like a savage, but the left deserves what the right is bringing to them

Some people would say that video games are inherently degenerate

i'm not fucked at all cause i would be on the right wing death squad

Lel, I have all of my porn on an old Apple iPod. If the RWDS come, I could factory reset it and hide it. I would need to, lots of anal hentai (straight).

Do they know my porn search history?

>"I'm a permavirgin who is mentally incapable (and probably autistic) to keep on track with the ever-evolving social life, therefor I'll kill everyone who can to reduce society to my undeveloped level" : The post

Death Squads? Youre way out of line user.

Eat some Swiss military issued lead fucking jewish cucks. I'll take at least 10 of you little bitches with me.

>How fucked are you?
Not fucked at all. I'll ask them for a uniform an join them.

So would taking amphetamine, nicotine, and caffeine for the purpose of doing intensely complicated differential equations be considered primal and degenerate?

My door is a steel reinforced frame that opens to the outside. Only way they get in is with heavy industrial tools.
So I'd open the door, offer them coffee then explain how they got the wrong adress.

On a scale of 1 - 10, how fucked am i?

>I play video games (some consider it degenerate)
>I like anime
>I run a "I like traps but i'm not gay" fb page

However

>Praises kek
>Red-pilled to the core
>DEUS VULT
>Bantz master

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for Queen to break into your apartment with the intent to make you a big man some day
Why don't you own a can to kick all over the place?

probably okay

Stop kidding yourself Hans, your whole country will be the first to go

The weed is for my chronic arthritis you guise I swear

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the queen wants to make me a big man? But I'm not into gilfs user

>porn

Haram. Sorry m9s but thats automatic hard forced labor.


>im a degenerate justfifying my niggerish and empty lifestyle

whatever go back to your rave

If someone breaks into my house they're getting a fucking bullet

are you that afraid of the day of the rake?
you should be

Kek'd

Would they have let Freddy slide for being such a good singer?

>How fucked are you?

Not too fucked:

>Point out by browsing history
>Point out I'm the standard Sup Forumsack 300-400ib neet
>We laugh and reminesce over the meme wars that started all of this
>They leave pleased to have met a fellow warrior

Happy ending.

>Killing your allies

Absolutely haram

This guy doesn't get the joke.exe

kek

I enjoy fucking women from different races and have a large collection of books on Soviet history.
I also have a luger and a small collection of Nazi artifacts.
I'm probably fucked senpai.

>"Fuck, Frank, lemme finish cleaning my damn rifle!"
And then we go and bring world peace.

How am I supposed to know they're my allies based on the fact that they're breaking into my house

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im all good unless they look under my table and find all the empty cheap liquor bottles that taste like diesel.

Not at all, they might want to worry about the counter-fucking that'll be coming because I hate hanging doors.

Thanks for breaking me out of that liberal dungeon boys!

Onwards and upwards!

>trap gf

Fuct

She's a literal Nazi, though. Maybe they wouldn't notice.

In my favour
>always voted for right wing parties
>opposed degeneracy publicly
>redpilled some of my normie friends, turned one into a meme spouting nazi and at least made others racially aware enough to oppose mass immigration, even if they didn't take the fashy pill
>have a job and a university degree
>no loans from the jews
>live frugally

Against me:
>furry
>gay
>gay furry

Hopefully I'd just get a quick execution but Sup Forums is retarded so I'd probably end up being excoriated or something for crimes I didn't do.

I don't think I'd be too fucked, assuming I delete all of my porn when they get here.

>200 lbs, 5'10"
>play a ton of vidya in spare time
>don't drink Red Bull and any gay shit like that
>don't do drugs
>room's a fucking mess

this desu. can I be a member of the death squad and a closet furry at the same time?

lel

>She

>Implying i'm not part of the squads

>I check the address
>Yep. We broke into the right house. But it is mine.
>Radio back to HQ
>"WTF guys? This is my house!"
>Suddenly they all burst out in "Surprise!"
>It's my birthday, doh.
>I still give two days of solitary confinement to the trooper who broke my door.

Being a Right Wing Death Squad Leader is truly an emotional roller-coaster.

>I also have a luger and a small collection of Nazi artifacts.

You're alright, if I were commander I'd let you go that time on the condition you go find yaself a white girl.

Stay Safe user

You'll be placed in the furry reservation.

Freedom will be granted if you lead raids while in fursuits and yiff the enemy too death.

I'll just shake hands and take a picture as i am a paragon of Virtue.

Make me a gentically engineered furry supersoldier with a biological secret weapon codenamed R4P3 5P34R and I'd join up willingly.

boom boom crash boom boom crash

WEEEE WILL WEEEE WILL ROCK YOU

Sure, it will take time though.

Fursona?

We must secure the existence of fire safety and a future for safe domiciles.

>5'10
>200lbs
jesus christ you obese fuck

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Don't really have one. If I had to turn into a furry it'd be a toss up between lion or wolf, I think. I have simple tastes. Maybe dingo, but that would only be for novelty points.

Of course deep down every furry wants to be a dragon.

I-I only let him suck my dick because I was drunk! I swear!

live free or die
ill take at least 3 down before i expire

>be me
>be Aryan poster boi
>be married to beautiful White woman
>travel the world much of the year
>impregnate as many women as possible while traveling to spread White seed

* I do not fuck anything less than 50% White

Judge me, Sup Forums. Everything wrong I do, I do it for you.

But I will be the one kicking in the door.

How fucked you are will be measured on a scale of how many white children you have. Start breeding.

>american education

Heil hydro

Alright your one of the more acceptable ones.

I'm not a degenerate so I just join my brothers.

>Do you have a moment to talk about Volksgemeinschaft?

>tfw you will never possess the childlike innocence that allows you to have a 500 page backstory for your half-sergal half-draolf sparkledog demigender fursona who is also a fallen angel but still the good guy somehow?

>Young married white couple with a small dog
>a christmas tree with a MAGA hat for the star
>in a nice neighborhood
>in our own house
>no drugs
>a small amount of alcohol saved for celebration
>video games all from my teen years
>no degenerate art
>no porn

I feel like we will be fine.

*CLICK*

*CLICK*

*POST*

That's all it takes for that fucking copypaster to post into your board with the intent to bore and annoy you. Why don't we have mods?

behaviour damaging to the society and long-term survival of the race.

Hence why even activities not directly hostile to the actor or its immediates can be considered degenerate if it causes negative effects longer down the line.

I like brown qts .

Not at all because I'm a liberal with military contracting experience and I'm armed.

You'll find lots of us are, we just don't say it.

F

>They would be majorly retarded for breaking into an LEO's house, either way, but I am fine.
Welcome LEO. Be careful for the 19th, he's gonna get voted out. The writing is on the wall.

>Implying im not not a RWDS

Why would I break into my own home?

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*CRASH*

"Hans, we got work to do, what are you doing not answering your phone and we having to come here to get you to go with us?"

>Me: "I'm on it, give me a minute"

>straight
>white
>male
>married to a white woman
>have three white male children
>voted to MAGA

I think I'm ok, senpai.

I have spent regular periods time with shitskins, a select group are decent people to be around. But I won't bullshit around, if you speak to a lot of them you realize their moral compasses are kind of fucked so I would not stand by them at the end of the day.

At the end of the day I was just trying to make it but I guess I would be punished.

I probably deserve it.
I jerk off too much to porn and hentai.
Sometimes very rarely i jerk off to most degenerate shit imaginable i'm not proud of.

Yes.

Post picks. Their ability to pass may save your life.

Damnit Carl, you owe me a new door. I'm geared up, you guys ready? Good. Lets go flay some degenerate scum.

I don't know but I hope my punishment is conscription

Whatever user, it's pretty harmless anyway. If spanking the monkey to 2d waifu hasn't made you less of a man, or less of a fighter for the West and tradition, who cares?

>soon...