Sup Sup Forums, if you could rent a Jew for the day, what would you do and why?

Sup Sup Forums, if you could rent a Jew for the day, what would you do and why?

lynch him

>What would you do
My accounting

>Why
Because I'm bad at it.

>anti Semitism
Why is there still a special word used for Jews

probably just hang out with him, see if he wants to smoke some weed and get drunk.

Keep playing the victim so you can still enjoy the gibs.

Oven cleaning.

Are words something you generally have trouble with?

Have him count my shekels.

>Why is there still a special word used for Jews
C U R R E N T Y E A R
move to canada already

>what would you do and why?

I'd ask him to give me money and/or help me with my business.

He probably would find a way to cheat you out of you're own money.

Oh germany

god damn Hanz is ruthless today

Have him cook the most anti-kosher food I can think of. On a sunday.

I would go to Gdynia and sing with him hava nagila

Notice it says 'rent' and not borrow.

How much is the cremation insurance?

>Have him cook the most anti-kosher food I can think of. On a sunday.

>implying jews would care about Sunday
l m a o

Have him dig a pit, fill it with gas, then throw a quarter into it.

Nothing else has worked so far,
So I'll wish upon a star,
Wondrous dancing speck of light,
I need a Jew...

Lois makes me take the rap,
Cause our checkbook looks like crap,
Since I can't give her a slap,
I need a Jew...

Where to find
A Baum or Stien or Stein
To teach me how to whine
And do my taxes...

Though by many they're abhorred,
Hebrew people I've adored,
Even though they killed my lord,
I need a Jew!

Do some investments for me or suck my dick if its female shit or send them into a Muslim area in London in full Jew gear shouting about how Jehovah is the only God and see how long he lasts