Why haven't you played Witcher 3 yet?

Why haven't you played Witcher 3 yet?

The story is almost completely identical to the likes of what's happening on Europe and the US. Nations losing their identity. Racial tensions at an all time high. Globalism waging war on the populations.

Geralt's character is interesting. He looks at good and evil without social connotations. A thieve is a thieve, a thug is a thug. There is no excuse for cruelty. All he really cares about is protecting his allies and his daughter. Stays fit, is MGTOW, and isn't bigoted. Geralt of Rivia is our guy.


If you don't have a console, watch the story cutscene compilation. Essential Sup Forums viewing.

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This and Mankind Divided are the redpill games of 2016.

>and isn't bigoted

Dropped. Not the game charactef but your faggotry.

>living your life in fear of being a (((bigot)))

It's called defence against stupid and inferior cultures and perspectives, you total cunt.

Most redpilled king

Books are much much better
>yes, I'm being "that guy" right now

Because while Witcher 1 was beyond awesome, I still haven't managed to finish Witcher 2 because it's shit and I won't play 3 until I finish 2. Fucking we wuz azzazzinz of kangz, it lacks all the atmosphere that the first one had.

muh backlog
anyway, my HD R7700 isn't ready.

I only play Skyrim with sex mods installed.

Mfw they have no plans for a witcher 4

Because there are no gay options for geralt

Someone's in for a surprise

Witcher 3 is the best game in all time.

ALL WHITE ARYAN VTOPIA!

This. The blatant combat and menu accommodation for consoles is unbearable. Dont know what people see in Witcher 2

> is MGTOW
> implying this is somehow a good thing

Because DA: Inquisition was on sale and I can't stop playing it. Witcher was next on my backlog list, but Eternal Crusade will be out by the time I finish Inquisition, so Witcher will have to wait a bit longer.

Got the game, but not the PC or Console to play it *Cries in the corner*

Any advice for leveling up quickly? Takes me forever.

Addiction to Napoleon and Empire Total war.

In Empire with Darthmod I was the USA and took over Europe.

In Napoleon with Darthmod I was the Papal States and took over all Muslim countries. DEUS VULT.

>Why haven't you played Witcher 3 yet?

No PS4/XB1/Upgraded PC

oh but user, its going to be downloaded tomorrow when our data cap resets.

anyways i didnt like witcher 2 at all. Will 3 be better?

geralt is pretty redpilled, there is a moment with a merchant when he calls all kinds of shit to merchants, also pic related

Something else to notice about BBC....

Jimmy Savile did abuse over 1000 children in his lifetime. It was found out after he died.
Mark Thompson was in charge of BBC then and covered that whole shit up.
Where is Thompson today? He is in charge at NYTimes...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile_sexual_abuse_scandal

>Eternal Jewsade

jesus.

I agree. The whole series (including the books) are truly redpilled.

Play the game and don't be shit.

Probably the most Sup Forums game out there. You literally fight cucks in it.

>superior swallow

i loved oblivion, and skyrim was ok-ish too.
never played witcher 1 or 2, but i bought witcher 3 a few weeks ago...
played the tutorial, but the spells and shit seemed way too complicated, didn't played it since...
wat do?

Geralt is a fucking fag i've played all the games and read the books and never one did I think he was based. He's a mutant, loves subhumans(elves and dwarfs etc) in the dlc blood and wine he brings up current year! when he defeats a masked knight who turns out to be a woman in a brawl. Fuck him bluepilled cuck

played the first one, couldn't get past the stupid click combat, and returned it.

>data caps

HAHAHAHAHAHa

WE WUZ BOHEMIA

>data cap

What year are you posting from?

Sapkowski said the games were complete bullshit, he's traditionalist as fuck think he shot commies in his day as well.

>data cap

>playing video games
Holy shit, it's like I'm back in middle school.

Yeah yeah yeah. We get 150 gigs a month

Finished it twice, first time cirri became empress, next time I made her a witcher like me. I chose triss as well. I like her better.

Yeah, the game devs bend him over for current year shit
>that race in skelliga
>"haha u almost beat me and im a mutant, can i eat u outxD

>All he really cares about is protecting his allies and his daughter.
Ciri is not his daughter. It's the kings daughter that the cuck geralt decided to raise as his own.

I've been playing it. It's pretty overrated to be honest famalam. Mostly another one of these games where you solve problems for retards that shouldn't even be alive given their level of not being able to do shit.

I do like that my pussy options are all three flavors of white.

>Female combat hero
>Gives you the option to be a complete cuck with yennifer.
Every time there is muh stronger woman characters, it takes me out of the game. This shit over runs everything. Witcher 3 is one of the best in a pile of SJW shit.

Ciri inst his daughter deepshit

>king
The Emperors.

> is MGTOW
> implying he is not Yennefer's cuck

white huemonkey Sup Forumsack here.

literally just been persuaded by this thread to play W3

the best part of W3 was the in game card game. I can't remember what's it called now. I could spend hours playing it once I got my decks set up.

Agreed with you up until your MGTOW shit. Dudes a pushy whipped motherfucker.

so what is your kind of rpg senpai ? Skyrim ?

never gets old

gwent.
I skipped all that, is it really that good?

>magic's gone

>not trying to fuck both

PC is too shitty to handle it. saving up money for some new parts

I honestly don't play RPGs that much anymore. Skyrim was okay for what it was. Hasn't been a really dank action RPG since Morrowind.

Because the game is a vehicle for feminist propaganda and cuckoldry

Too complicated? Are you serious or just trying to bait? If not, go an fucking play it.

Gwent, they are going to release a standalone version soon. and a physical deck as well.

I ended up finding Gwent to be the best part of the game. Protip: get good with spies and decoys.

I found it really fun.

He mocked her with her own sjw bullshit you fag.

Witcher 3 was released in 2015

dark souls?

Holy shit, I will keep my eyes open.

Never tried it. I did play Salt & Sanctuary but it didn't hold my attention long enough to make me want to finish it.

He was better in 2. Making him crazy as fuck should have been one of possible outcomes based on what you've imported over from the previous games.

Witcher 3 doesn't show one side as saints fighting the righteous fight and the other side as hateful satan-worshipping drones. It's doesn't fit the mainstream Sup Forums narrative.

By get good you mean spam them constantly to get easy wins? Real men play monster decks.

>a thieve is a thieve

hows that american proxy working out there.

What narrative? That's perfectly fine on certain occasions. Just look at you and your hummus neighbors :^)

>MGTOW
reddit pls kindly sod off

is the writing for this game any good or just cringe? every screen shot I've seen has been cringey.

shame because I consider myself a writer and the visuals of this game are really inspiring desu.

This.

So you either choose every month if you download a game or watch hd porn?

Fallout New Vegas Courier is as redpilled as you want to make him, Fallout 3 cucks you to be the "good" guy every time and Fallout 4 to some extent

Excellent game. The best of the ones I've completed over the last couple years. Well worth the time.

>Witcher 3
>dragon age inq.
>shadow of mordor
>farcry 4
>last of us

ok, I'll give it another try...

at least give the first one another shot. you wont regret it.

Don't compare disgusting Palestinians to based Hummus

Fuckin americans god damnit

>how about dark souls
>nah, tried this shitty flash game instead, didn't like it.

ok.

What a god

HD porn? Never watch it.

witcher 2 is worst in series.

drop it and go to 3. you won't be sad

Silver is for monsters ( non humans) and steel is for humans. Use and max onyl one spell Quen and be on lookout for good witcher school equipment.

Ouch that sucks. We used 1.7 tb last month.

Fallout NV actually has good factions. Every faction in FO4 has a horrible story and motivation.

i need this shirt

ok, thanks user

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>is MGTOW, and isn't bigoted. Geralt of Rivia is our guy.
No, he's not. Eat shit, OP.

There's only one side, kill for the Emperor and Empire, every other side has become the Empire.

And play it on deathmarch, its the most interesting and fun way to play

I've played through with all the factions, I just wish Obsidian wasn't cucked out of fleshing the Legion out.

I know they had plans on expanding the legion so that they're not just a bunch of evil, rapist slavers.

I play games to have fun, not get pissed off and break shit. I can tell just from jewtube vids dark souls is not for me.

While I find Witcher 3 to be enjoyable it is not OMFG GOAT like every faggot in the steam reviews seems to think.

It came out on PC almost a full year before the console ports.

what it is about mankind divided that is redpilled?

>and a physical deck as well
Where did you hear about this? Can anyone verify?

great game. not redpilled tho

Yen loves him, though.