Since Australians are starting to wake up, let's have an Australia appreciation thread...

Since Australians are starting to wake up, let's have an Australia appreciation thread. I love you cheeky fucks from down under. Your good natured shitposting is an inspiration to us all.

Itt: post funny Australian stuff

Yeah, piss off wog

Australian anons can you please tell me something in the aussie language?

>this triggers the australian

this too

It's 5pm you fucking nerd.

thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz

...

We need a new law passed in Aus to allow us to shoot any retards on the road due to incompetence anyone sitting 20km under the fucking speed limit with no one in front of them needs to be shot on site.

Also anyone who watches ACA or Today Tonight needs a bullet aswell we need to kill off the spastics.

Fuck you cunt, where's my lighter?

>Today Tonight

its actually 4pm daylight savecuck

It's 5pm you stupid amerifat

Please no, I fucking hate this cringeworthy country and every Australian poster on this site. God I want to be a based American so bad.

Didn't they all commit suicide?

It is a cancerous News show that spreads autism everywhere.

pic related to those cunts

Then fuck off, we're full.

I stole it and I'm smoking some Escort reds with it right now cunt.

Calm down cunt. Nuke Melbourne, vote Pauline and we'll be sweet

I got plowed by an Australian guy the last time I was in Mexico. Best dicking I've ever had.

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

Mate, it's the fault of all the fucking speed cameras popping up all over our arseholes.

Do these dickheads really think they can bring the road casualty rate to 0? Maybe they should focus on not literally giving away our nonrenewable resources to America and China for fucking FREE.

A leaf. Go suck the PM's big shiny basic income instituting, refugee loving cock

Jeez guy! what's with Australian hostility anyway??
Are we gonna have to come down there and install a democracy?

Melbcuck spotted.

Friendly reminder you are not Australian or white if you live south of the Queensland border.

Nuke Sydney too, its a fucking shithole

Are you a chick? There aren't any gays in Australia... we send them to Canada for permanent skiing holiday

Get on my level, cunts.

Yeah, everyone is oh so afraid of the people that are incapable of following a war through and winning it.

Australia fucking sucks. I hate everybody here, and they all hate me. I feel like a total alien.

I wish I was born in Europe or the US instead, Australia has no heritage, no culture, nothing.

A couple of my favourite slang terms:

>"have a bonk" is to fuck
>"get all your shit in one sock" is to sort your life out

Queensland.. you mean New Zealand? Get Fucked. Go chew on a Maori cock

THICC
H
I
C
C

Fuck up cunt I'll nuke your tight asshole

The sock thing. That's a military thing. Not Australian, definitely English origin

>Friendly reminder you are not Australian or white if you live south of the Queensland border.

AKA people who actually contribute to the Aussie economy instead of leech welfare. Queensland's a shithole faggot.

You don't have to sit on 50 in a fucking 60 zone it's not hard look with your eyes and hold the wheel in straight line.

I'm talking about peoples utter incompetence in general like the fuckwitts that sit at the lights in a day dream when it's green or the hopeless spastics that struggle to get up to a reasonable speed. Too many situations to list.

Also speed cameras need to be destroyed.

Go outside a city you teenage fuck. You're an idiot if you think Australia has no culture.

>Doing that nigger dance
Jesus christ almighty. Why are yanks so fucking cancerous? If you want to worship niggers keep it to yourself. Don't spread it.

I'm not disappointed at all with the banter do far

It wasn't gay because he said it was better than pussy and our balls didn't touch.

Do Aussiebros like Chris Lilley?

I think he's pretty funny.

This. Queensland is a Fuck hole for Asian tourists and kiwis. Melbourne is the best city, it's just been fucking ruined by sjw bullshit.. Daniel Andrews is a Fuck stain. We are implementing literal Marxist doctrine in to schools 'safe schools' program

Like most Australian things
British culture with some yank threw in

When are you cunts gonna do some Tuvalu recon?

Mate it's fucking gayer than aids. That's why we sent the poof to Mexico.

I live in north Brisbane with the other rich white people. Mouri's and the other subhumans aren't allowed north of the brisbane river.

Bro queenstown is in New Zealand... queensland is in Australia...
autism detected

It's uh... It's 4pm mate.

>posted at 4:55pm

Well there you go.

Actually thinking about it, there's probably a fair chance that "bonk" one is British also.

I've given it enough chances. I'll pass.

This hahaha

The only shit thing is vic roads

fucking same. I personally want that US civil war from trump v. shillary so I can go get status due to fighting in it

CHRIS LILLEY DETECTED

m8 you don't understand
emus are the dominant military force on that continent

CRIKEY

I don't rate you mate. I'd be happy to see you go. Hope you get raped by a pack of niggers or muso wherever you go.

Kek I guess not.

I love being Australasian

Being able to call people cunts and no one even blinks is mean as

No retard. I mean Queensland in Australia is full of fucking kiwis.

gday cunts

What character from South Park should Australia be?
I was thinking Kenny since I can't understand what he's saying and everything kills him, but IDK.
I've already got Cartman for America, Kyle for Canada and Butters for Sweden.

Admit it. I know it's you. The actual Chris Lilley is shitposting on pol

Bindi is one of the few woman on earth who looks 100% unique and is still attractive.

I mean, she's built like a horse, has gigantic cheeks, squinty eyes, there's just so much about her that is not normal Vogue/Cosmo approved beauty, but she's still gorgeous.

In my humble opinion.

Dude I wish bro, he probably has a lot more money than I do.

>mfw someone posts the half breed americuck bindi "irwin"

P O Z Z B O U R N E

Good day cunt

Is she your whore?

she is either going to fuck her dad or a nig. I can tell.

We have actual culture here in queensland. The mouri's are confined to one tiny corner of the state.(gold coast and south brisbane). Sydney and and melbourne are generic globalist rattraps that you could find any where else in the west.

Spends a lot of time around animal cock. It's like horsey girls.. can't ever fuck horse girls.. because you know as some point they've looked at a horse dick and said.. yeah I'd give that a crack. She owns a zoo

Fucking this!!!

I was driving to work a few weeks ago on an 80km/h road and there was this cunt infront of me that was going fucking 30. I would've been 15 minutes early to work, but no, because of this fuckhead, I ended up being 20 minutes late. If you are reading this, your mum should have swallowed you, you cunt!

Fuck off it is, if they are dumb enough to move to Australia they aren't kiwi's anymore

Chris Lilley and that fat bitch Tula (from fat pizza) used to film at my school quite alot. Fuckin little brother managed to be on film in one of the skits.

Her Dad's dead ya mong.

NOICE GARYYY!!

Your shithole backwards country needs to be towed the fuck away. Why do you people talk like that. Fucking island of inbred cunts

Fucking oath brother, the worst thing is when you're in the far right lane onthe highway and you got some cunt cruising at 90kms... fucking shits me up the wall

>Crikey! get over here user! streuth don't be a little bitch cunt

was meant for you

Melbourne's cultural high point was the 1980's.
The last lot to 'integrate' were the Greeks and Italians.
Like you said its just another generic global city now. Except with more Asians.

It drives me insane how hopelessly incompetent people are but don't worry natural selection has a trick up it's sleeve. If someone is hopeless enough to actually drive into a house at 50km they deserve to die and most of the fatal accidents are from slow incompetent people.

The over cautious and nervous panicky people tend to cause the most accidents and are most likely to die. Natural selection at work.

If someone manages pic related they deserve to die.

It's two islands you fuck wit, everyone knows Australians are fucking retarded

she can wrestle my croc any day

> About to shitpost about it being the arvo.
> Realize i just woke up anyway.

Too right cunt.

Any Sudanese refugees up in QLD?

>le globalist meme

Yeah, mate just blank your mind from all the backpackers and illegals from SEA Queensland farmers employee.

Who loves the Coca Cola kid nice Australian flick tbqh

>two

S T E W A R T
T
E
W
A
R
T

>just woke up

Those cunts are dangerous and bad tempered.

If it isn't Crocodile Dundee don't even bother mentioning it you yank poof

Sounds like it's not Australia mate, you're just a fucking dweeb, who obviously has no social circle and is also from Melbourne.

G'day m8 xD chugg anudda shrimb on d barbe :DDD u shage d sorce bodle lik a fer dinkem blog

I hate how Australians speak

How do I shitpost like a genuine aussie?

True that. It's funny how my mum has never had a speeding fine but has had a shit load of accidents because she can't drive for shit, whereas my Dad has had a shit load of speeding fines and only a few accidents.

I've never had either because I can't afford to pay a fucking speeding fine or lose my license, so I always stick to the posted limit.

queensland

can't we just ban the aussie?

Sounds like your mum when my cock's in her mouth, cunt.