Math Ph.D. here AMA

Hello, Sup Forums, I have a doctorate degree in Applied Mathematics.

Ask me anything.

EXCEPT...

...things regarding mathematics or any related topics

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How do you feel about global warming?

How do you feel about continental drift?

Good thing you have a photo of a woman, with that degree you got, you will only have photos.

(((Sauce)))

>not going pure mathematics
How many dicks have you had in your mouth?

y are u attention whoring?

>I'll do an AMA
>Answering anything except the only reason anybody might ask me a question
Can you come up with a mathematical formula to quantify the total inches of cock that passes through your lips on a weekly basis? If that is too high of a number to write out practically, you can put it in scientific notation.

why are you sliding this thread?

prove you have a math doctorate:

> what is a good card-based game?

> how many degrees of infinity are there?

> what is your favorite trig function?

Alternatively, post an actual picture, with timestamp.

Both are gay and fake

U're mum thinks otherwise

No idea

I said no math questions

Bcoz I want

Are you actually unemployed because of your useless degree, correct?

Is grothendieck really the shit? Explain him in 3 sentences.

Is it possible to fart and cough at the same time?

My thread, my rules.

Fags

You are bringing stadistics, therefore maths, therefore off topic

No

Yes

>no math questions

>attention whoring on the basis of math

Prove it or go attention whoring somewhere else you DUMB FUCK!!

KILL YOURSELF

>one of the idiots to fall for the Mike Roll bullshit in that other thread
>doesn't understand forum sliding
The boat back to rebbit is about to leave, you might miss it!

Lmao fag

>My thread, my rules.
nope. sage the slide thread.

>no math
>or any related topics

So ask you nothing? Anyone memeing to be a math fag would know that math is related to all topics.

low quality bait friend

Can you prove the residue theorem for us so we know you're legit?

(((Math)))

I don't understand. The only thing you say about yourself is:
>I have a doctorate degree in Applied Mathematics.
Some if we exclude that, you're just a regular user.
Why should we ask you anything about something else than your education, experience and math when it is the only thing you say about yourself?

>doctorate in math

How's your teaching job at University going?

Quads says u can't even count OP

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amas are for rddit
s*ged

what's the difference between a mathematician and a large pizza?