And this is our son, user's room, he sure knows his politics

>and this is our son, user's room, he sure knows his politics

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*throws towel over piss bottles*

What a good kid. I know full grown adults who don't know shit about anything.

MOM I TOLD YOU SUNLIGHT DOESNT REACT WELL WITH MY SKIN

>nigger hand
Wrong family, faggot.

So user, what are you up to? Going to school?

OUT OUT OUT

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>well look who finally came out of his cave
Christmas can't end soon enough

My door would not open as I have a padlock fitted from the inside

fuck off mom

Hey, let me tell you about fiscal conservatism.

Just checking my same numbers numbers, I'm a good boy.

You nogs should post room pics. Here's mine (pic related)
Oh shit my Xmas lights aren't bright enough so just the window instead

Why do nigger men grow their fingernails out like that? It's like they're feral.

Your average working class doesn't knows anything else than work, relationships and maybe television and occasional trends. Neets have time to study politics. That's basically true.

memes in 2017-12(day) are too good

>can't afford electricity to illuminate his roomn

DO NOT OPEN THIS PICTURE
It creates mustard gas

i have even longer nails then his. i get why girls keep their nails long. once you have them long you can't go back any other way it's impossible to do anything with stubby nails.

How do you even type?

*EXHALES BONG*

Hey mom

Oh hi mom.

Just saving the future existence of our race - while you try to kill yourselves and show tolerance mongrels so you can feel good about yourself.

>door starts opening
>pupper rushes in
>pupper barks at intruders until they shoo

truly man's best friend

>that queasy sensation of creating ever more prominent nail-scratches on your keyboard
count me out

>"Here, he can give you the tour himself!"

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is that true?
if so i'm getting myself one
also what kind of doge is that?

it's easy. women have curved nails and men have flat nails due to cuticle shape so it actually looks better on them and theirs tend to be stronger but my nails are so thick it doesn't matter. i sound like a black lady at a call center when i type with these nails

>user, it's time to come out and have Christmas dinner with your family

"Oh hey mom, just making love to my waifus. Hail Hitler!"

>son

he's a small pupper with maximum bark. a maltese/poodle mix or somesuch

Don't you mean wife's son ?

>What do you do all that day on your computer, user?
>You do programming?
>Y-Yes, Uncle Bob. Lots of programming

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>be a parent
>walk into sons room
>see this
>wat do?

CLOSE MY DOOR!

NO ONE IS ALLOWED INSIDE!

>implying anyone in my family has the balls to defile this memetic temple.

You been eating your veggies boy? Why can't you be more like you're cousin Chad?

>i need your credit card number to buy the filters mom

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DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER AGAIN?!?! I'M NOT YOUR """"SON""""" YOU BIGOT REEEEEE

>Hey, Joe! What's Jimmy been up to?
>Oh, yeah, he's uhhh...he's sort of finding himself right now
>HAHA! No, seriously. What's he doing now a days?
>Nothing
>Oh....Well my daughter just got her masters and has a 100k job

NEET cucks: How does it feel to be the biggest disgrace of your family?

I told my mom to tell people I died

>11
d
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>Live in CA
>Everyone lives at home or roomed with 5 other assholes in a dump sharing rent and suffering from starvation while juggling 2 jobs, unless they managed to find a girlfriend to live with, and even that is suffering.

I mean, seriously. We all work in retail or claim to work in art (unemployed)

lel what is this from?

Does anyone have the pepe looking at tadpoles on his pc while his mom cries in the back with a cop?

>someone knocks on your door
>wat do?

Oh hi, random nigger who entered my room calling me son. I'm just finishing up the forms to join Nordfront.

MOM I'M BUSY GET OUT

Here you go user

Beware, you're opening the door to the realm of chaos

that is a bad group son, get off there website
>*grabs ur mouse and clicks the x*
here join this group instead
>*leaves the flier on your desk and exits the room

Did you know that Comet Pizza is really a front for an undercover cult?

GET OUT REEEEEEE

>hello mum, did you bring my tendies and hotpockets?

>he's 29 and lives with his mom and dad
>piss bottles in room
>literal mountain of toilet paper all over floor
>cumsocks in laundry basket, also i wiped my ass with some of them after i farted some really wet farts but didn't want to travel to the bathroom to fix it so i just wiped my ass with dirty socks so i could go to bed faster
>dead mummified lizard in aquarium at back of room filled with spider webs for 3 years now
>cat piss filled mattress
>dog piss on everything else
this is real life

Being a NEET is no excuse for living in trash and not eating healthy.
Unless you've truly given up on life I guess.
I mean be a NEET, fine but atleast take care of your body and clean your damn room. You have all the time in the world and you can't even do that?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MFW my mom and dad actually votes for this party...

>*99/100% finished sending in my application when she presses X*
I perform an Autistic Screech.
>*Reads the flier*
Ask her why should I join a libtard party that loves negros and mudslimes

NEETs are typically bad at getting anything done because they lose all sense of how to manage their time, prioritize or schedule. They sit on their computer browsing Sup Forums for 16 hours straight and then wonder where the time went.

you forgot

>proceed to do pic related

That's the thing, I don't care about anything. I don't have any drive, ambition, or passion. I care about my loved ones and that is it.
Here's my fly filled piss jug btw. Dead lizard pic coming soon
I don't have any lights in here so it'll be dim, my room is shorted out

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Fucking kek

I just searched for liberal groups in Sweden.
This was the first one that came up and it said something about them loving Necrophilia which is weird.

Father Ted
You wouldn't like it burger there aren't any funny jews and no one says bazinga

>inb4 his shitty show gets exposed for hiring actors to pretend to be Trump supporters

Good Idea

I have 4 other piss jugs but I don't have enough light to take pics, I have to bring anything I want to take a pic of over to the lamp

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Average Sup Forums user

>16-25
>Obese
>Tendies/Hot Pockets
>Doesn't drink or do drugs
>NEET
>Video games 8+ hours a day. Sup Forums 6+ hours a day
>Showers twice a week. Sometimes wears same clothes for days. Brushes teeth once a week.
>Is either a christcuck or a fedora
>Is either NatSoc or AnCap
>Kissless Virgin

Mom, what are you doing in my house? Why didn't you tell me you were flying in to town? I would've picked you up from the airport. How did you open the front gate and get in here without setting off the alarm?

Even though I'm really really poor I've convinced everyone I know that I'm rich. But whenever they ask for money I say "No, I'm really tight with money. I wouldn't be rich if I gave people money". To keep the charade going I wear clothes from Old Navy and drive a really fancy scooter that I fixed up. Nobody likes me but as long as I can convince them I'm rich they'll respect me.

>microdick measuring contest who can be the biggest waste of life

>Doesn't drink or do drugs
fix that part and it would be mostly correct

also add
>masturbates twice a day

Wonder who the hell found my house down two county service roads and an unnamed forestry trail in the middle of nowhere.

Then I'd most likely subdue them and add them to the sex menagerie in root cellar.

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Mom!
Knock before entering
I have friends over

Funny you should mention that because I do have a micropenis. It is 2 inches flaccid and 4 inches hard. But something is wrong with it, it looks really really wrinkly and sandpapery.

Nobody's convinced mate. Everyone knows you're bullshitting

Fuck you my dick is huge
I'll show you my girth certificate when I get home

under rated

though the text fucked it up. Pic alone would have been better.

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>girth certificate

Audibly keked

*trips on a wire*

melon.

Damn, your son's got two okay looking chicks in his room.

Also, when did he take down his Kreigsmarine flag? That was my favorite.

nooods>?

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We're not all normies, man. I don't even have a TV set up here.

>28
>meaty(~210 lb on a large 6'2" frame)
>mostly vegetarian with meat biweekly
>social drinker, seasonal tobacco smoker
>work full time, go to school part time
>shower twice a week, usually wear work clothing several times a week
>agnostic
>sex with 2 girls, the last over a decade ago