Mary Maga-tits was a very heavy drinker, who also liked dressing up, and playing Roman Soldiers. She had some Trauma to work through, you might say; and that situation was ultimately the men's fault, and their lack of military prowess; much like it was with Lots Wife, who arrived at a similarly salty ending.
One day, the disciples were having a few quiet drinks with Jesus, and His violent hooker friend, in her sexy wee Roman Soldier costume... and she literally murdered one of the disciples; just butchered him like a hog, in front of everyone!
Doubting Thomas was quietly handed the spade, and he stood corrected. We pretty much just replaced that guinea-pig with a fresh one (John was it, or Mark), and He did not bat an eyelid. He knew that Judas was stealing, and He fucking well knew what happened; but Jesus was poker face, and it was hard to stay mad at her...
That incident, or pattern of incidents, we're not recorded in the book, no; but I personally thought it was quite a noteworthy detail to mention: Jesus was a lovely man; but his enforcer was actually quite sadistic.
His disciples were much bigger & dumber (or should I say, less academic), than the usual A-students that every other Rabbi chose. Apart from the Doctor obviously, who also could heal people, if they had enough money.
Fisherman died a lot anyway, nobody cares; there's plenty more of them in the sea. The Doctor was quite good value: free medical was a very attractive perk; but yeah, the chick is still single, come follow Jesus? Mmm, delicious bait! Yes, follow!
The Christian Rationalist viewpoint is that yes, He was fucking her; but if you think it's a sin when He does it, then perhaps you should pull the king of kings aside for a quiet chat, maybe give Him the hard word? You're probably quite right...