ITT:Red-pilled orthodox Jew answers any Sup Forums related

ITT:Red-pilled orthodox Jew answers any Sup Forums related

you can just barely make-out the time stamp. idk how to make the words not be backwards in the mirrior on my webcam (no I wont post nudes)

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hehe Im LARPing as a generic anime character :^)

How many people named Schlomo do you know. And what's that like?

Jude

we don't trust you to give reliable answers but plz tells us what you came to say

The Rabbi of my kennisah is named Sholomoh and hes actually a leading Torah authority in LA.

I love him dearly. He is only about 10 years older than me but isn't autistic. Hes like my loving older brother whos like my dad. I actually have reoccuring dreams about him. Ive had about 4 or 5. I usually start crying after each one, can't explain why. I went to a Torah scholar in LA, and told him about it. He said that these days, generally speaking, we only dream about what we think about all day. He said the dream indicates Im putting alot of pressure on myself.

How big is your Oven Ortho? kek

I just want to wake my people up (I.E.Sup Forums and /r9k/, not necessarily Jews, this isnt about religion, its about making Edom great again)

How do your fellow orthodox jews feel about Trump?

lol. please post anti-semetic memes, they make me smile.

are you one of those anti-zionist fags?
khilonim and dossim should merge to form a hyper-religious ultra-nationalistic united volk with sky-high birthrates
nothing could stop us then

I just do it for Keks ORtho bro

We vote for Trump, Rabbis here constatnly trash him because they hold he is immoral, but whatever, goyim going to goy, and hes good for the Jews, atleast that seems to be the case.

I have a red make-america-great again hat, and I wear it around L.A.....I also ordered a camo one for my sister, who isnt so frum but has a Jewish heart and yeah she suppots trump. btw you guys would ask me for more pics if I posted her pic here (which Im not fucking going to so dont ask me, sodomite)

I know, its all a joke. I hope everyone gets we arent serious and know "jew" is code for "power elite"

Im not anti-zionist. I am non-zionist.

>I completely disregard the great efforts and the deaths it took to literally retake our ancient kingdom back from the most violent people on earth and make it ours again because some torah verse nobody cares about says we can't do that -just- yet
fucking dossim

This thread is now be raided by autist neo-nazis

Why do orthodox jews go out of their way to look as ugly and disgusting as possible?

Why are you still awake?

Do you have pedo problems in the community? Grown men and kids dont go well together.

I got some goodies for you, goyim:

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yourbrainonporn.com/

google.com/#q=guard your eyes

>I love him dearly. He is only about 10 years older than me but isn't autistic.
>Hes like my loving older brother whos like my dad. I actually have reoccuring dreams about him. Ive had about 4 or 5.
lewd

guardyoureyes.com/ebooks/item/gye-handbook

Naw, you dont understand the social pressure in the Jewish community, esp. among the ultra orthodoxes in the black hats. But he is an angel.

Jews actively know they're worshiping satan and the old gods.

This comes with a price, and thats beauty.
To compensate they lower the bar so when they start turning into palpatine it isn't too bad.

Roman Catholic Church has the same problem, coincidentally

Yeah, it exists, but bitches make up stories too. Be careful.

Because I dont have a gf to have sex with, and I cant go on porn sites/boards because it will send an email to my covenanteyes moniter.

"The social pressure", thats a jewish pizzagate.

naw, Im sexy as fuck. Australian women are into me, btw.

But those hats, those coats, the beards made of pubic hair, and those ear flap things...they're disgusting

>no response
avoiding the topic at hand are we?

Again, it all to lower expectations.

When they take off their silly hats and fake beards ect. the blowback isnt as severe.

Its all a psychological game, they're all heathens, masquerading as gods chosen people even though they're all hard atheists.

Quick OP....is this real...as an Ortho you could tell me

women love it.


Today a LA roasty (I think she was asian, couldnt tell cause I was wearing sunglasses, but she was cute as fuck) said hi to me and gave me big smile....a frum girl I dated told me girls go to matchmakers and are thrilled when they are set up with someone with payos....face it, chicks dig the fuck out of it. its only guys who dont like them...but its just jealousy

A shame really. If it wasn't for Jews I'd probably lean more towards Judaism as a faith.

I already said Im not zionist dude. Stop being autistic.

lol you are legit retarded dude. Much love user-nigga.

>Im not zionist dude
that's not an adequate answer for being a smolani boged

This whole covenanteye thing seems really creepy.
I mean it's all veiled in religious drivel, but if you take that away it's pure 1984 style surveillance.

Do you support repealing the treasonous Hart-Cellar act of 1965?

I do it because I know you get it. For the keks of shitposting.

Even if you had a gf, you shouldn't have sex with her before marriage.

Is there a new god? Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole idea of a top god?

dont know anything about it

>le its all satire goy
You really are a jew. Go back to Israel now or get ready for the ovens.

>they're all hard atheists
Doing atheism the right way.

I know. I feel like shit dude. So much inner conflict. no gf. autism. fuck dude.

50 years of liberal immigration thanks to this guy

How much Nazi gold are you storing in the safe you hide under your floorboards?

Read the Old Testament, the powers that be are trying to stomp out religion for a reason.

Christ is the only way.

A lot of jews seem to be really neurotic, why?

dont know, we just are.

Remember, youre not allowed to touch your penis, only the rabbe can do that, he knows best how to handle it.

>orthodox jew
I venture to guess your not even Samaritan

Knowing I'll never visit LA in my conscious life, I have to ask. What's the general feel about Hispanics around your area. Do you feel like a minority group? Being an orthodox I take it some in your community aren't too fond of crypto-jews, as there are colonies of them around the world. Am hispanic son of a blond hispanic mother whose dad was crypto of the Catholic variety. Thanks for giving us Mario Kreutzberger.

Do Jews laugh at the fact that European Christians worship one of their guys instead of their own?

It probably comes from having to follow halakhah.
>jewfaq.org/halakhah.htm
It's literally the work of thousands of borderline neurotic rabbis working for thousands of years to interpret over 600 laws, a lot of which they admit make no sense at all.

Even though you guys are orthodox and super religious and stuff, do you still do things like have bachelor parties with the sexy goyims?

what do you guys think of Shmarya Greenberg?

I love latinos. The ones who I see doing manual people are great. Latina women who do housekeeping love flirting with me. Im pretty certain the cleaning lady at my bait ha'midrash (Torah study hall) wants the D. She doesnt know English, but I greet her everyday In spanish. I do it to put it in the face of the Rabbis I will date unattractive women. I would totally fuck her though, idgaf, I have no standards when it comes to pump and dumps

You seem genuinely mentally ill and so up to no evil but I resent the Orthodox as a whole.
t. reform jew

Do you believe in the holocaust? 6 million deaths?

idk, theres a thing called orthoprax though where people from these types of communities do stuff like in your pic related, and engage in wife swapping and G-d knows what else. Orthopraxy is big in east coast, esp. in NYC, and unfortunately its becoming a thing in LA. We are truly the final generation.

whos that...never heard of him.

Much like neanderthals, the holocaust is complete bullshit.

You know what? I do too. But I know their Torah is true and is my birthright and so Im out to out-jew the jews.

you were unfamiliar with the website Failed Messiah?

maybe better then to ask what you think of hassidim?

Could you list off your mental illnesses again? Also ever consider doing any buttstuff?

They laugh at people who believe in that garbage, and for good reason, because its complete garbage.

oh that guy. Hes a just emotional and angry he couldnt get an frum live-in GF who keeps the fucking dress code (this is a requirement for me to wife a Jewess) so he takes out his anger on the Rabbis. Anyway, hes a fucking faggot and a heretic.

If you really are redpilled you should stop thnking in terms of goy and jew. There is a god and it does not make such foul distinctions. I gave up judaism the minute I understood how uterly retarded it was, and so are the other religions. Jesus was redpilled, and he did the same thing. You should do your own thing and get out of isolation.

Im diagnosed autism spectrum disorder, previously it was PDD:NOS and before that it was aspergers.

Im not doing sexual things on camera.

i guess outing the pedos could be interpreted as heresy. at what ages is it lawful for boys to be used by men?

Funny. We in turn laugh at jews for waiting for their messiah for 2000+ years.
Normal people would probably realize that their god is cucking them after a few hundred years but your kind seems really resistant to common sense.

Do you play any musical instruments?

youtube.com/watch?v=7D3fcB7imGI

Yeah you are full of shit and are just ignorant and like to make up lies on the internet cause you are a loser. :^)

No.

>I have no standards when it comes to pump and dumps

Yup you're Jewish af senpai.

Like any good goy can understand a fucking thing this le merchant is saying...ffs ortho-user

i've stumped the frump

The Talmud in tractate avodah zarah 11b says how in the times of the Roman empire, they would have a parade every 70 years where an able-bodied man would ride upon a lame man. They chose to hold this every 70 years because this was the time it took for the first bait ha'mikdash to be rebuilt, thus mocking the Jews. But at the end of the parade, they would pronounce "woe to the one who is able-bodied when the lame one arises." Because Eisav knows deep down one day the Jew and his Torah will be ascendant. (Based on Rashi to this folio)

I'm Haman and I'm here to erase you forever.