>4 December >Trump: Did China ask us if it was OK to devalue their currency (making it hard for our companies to compete), heavily tax our products going into their country (the U.S. doesn't tax them) or to build a massive military complex in the middle of the South China Sea? I don't think so!
>11 December >China flies nuclear bomber over South China Sea as a 'message' to Donald Trump
>17 December >China seizes U.S. underwater drone in South China Sea, prompting a formal complaint
>Trump: China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unprecedented act. >We should tell China that we don't want the drone they stole back.- let them keep it!
AND NOW
>18 December >Dongfeng-41 nuclear solid-fueled road-mobile intercontinental ballistic missile probably deployed near Tibet -China >Dongfeng-41 Range ~12,000-15,000 km (7,500–9,300 mi) Speed Mach 25 (30,626 km/h; 19,030 mph; 8.5073 km/s) It could reach US in just 30 mins
Best case scenario is wwiii with china. India will most likely side with the west and Russia can too if they don't backstab us take down China as a regional competitor and brakes it into smaller countries.
Gavin Foster
Nuclear fire soon lads.
Robert Butler
>to China in unprecedented act. You mean "unpresidential"?
Justin Clark
You left out >China gave back drone because trumps dick is bigger than all theirs combined
Fucking idiot. What, you think a non-nigger led America can't beat the chinks in an all out brawl?
Andrew Murphy
China always chooses to do this shit during the holiday season. Fucking annoying to hear about the dick wavers trying to make themselves appear relevant during the chill part of the year.
Kayden Walker
Just put a tariff on all products leaving China and watch their economy implode. That will pretty much end WWIII.
Matthew Murphy
The whole story reminds me of "Clash of Civilizations"
Noah Thomas
One iPhone?
That will be 12.000$
Gabriel Young
If China bombed us, they'd also be bombing a shit ton of their own citizens living here. Too bad China doesn't have near as many expat meat shields as we do.
Jacob Gonzalez
Beautiful. Ill be looking for my noble peace prize in the mail. Vote for me, user, for POTUS in 2024.
Ryan Baker
Oh no the Dingdongs have been deployed, PREPARE THOU ANUSES
Joseph Flores
King nigger did this. Fixing the mess he created is not going to be as easy as you think.
Kevin Powell
I'm retiring. I served a full term in The Great Meme War. Was there from the start and long before. I have to recharge my batteries now for a long while. Good luck Sup Forums
Connor Morgan
>implying the average Chinese person can see anything through those slope eyes >implying some idiot fucksnap Chinese cunt sub commander won't launch a nuke at the U.S. and have it fall right back down into the water above the submarine, because he's a dumb slopey cunt >implying the average Chinaman, even if he WAS taller than 5 feet and could see through those slopey eyes, could discern anything through the shit pollution to do anything right in a militaristic fashion
China isn't SHIT.
Carson Ortiz
>King nigger did this.
It was all Trump, remember? CHYNAH is Trump's cuck, he's going to whittle them down to size.
They think they can intimidate us, but they're wrong.
Zachary Cox
> China > Giving a shit about Chinese They don't care about other humans.
Ayden Campbell
Good. Out with the PRC, in with the ROC. The only shitty part is going to be the reconstruction period after we obliterate their dam. Oh, and fixing Jew York.
Robert Turner
China has much more to lose from nuclear war than we do
Us: 5,000-7,000 nukes Them: 300 nukes?
Us: 300,000,000 population China: 1.3 billion+ population
Us: Culture consists of cheeseburgers, fat person advocacy, Calvin Klein advertisements Them: Culture was mostly destroyed during Cultural Revolution, but still a lot of human heritage to be destroyed
John Ortiz
90% of China lives in a relatively small area. It would not take but a few nukes to solve its population problem.
Austin Ortiz
Trump should send more submarine drones to China, but they'll be set with explosives or EMP's to fuck with them. Can't blame that shit on us, youu guys could have left it in the water but nooooo!
Jeremiah Sanchez
Fill them with super Cockroatches that only eat rice and are immune to known poisons and shit out 3 million eggs a day.
Camden Richardson
Why would china start a war with someone that owes them shit loads of money? You think china is rich? The only capital that is worth anything that they own are tons of tiny pieces of paper that say "IOU from Murica"
Luis Sanders
It's been terrible knowing all of you.
Isaiah Bennett
ww3 will never happen
screenshot this
Hunter Russell
this is your chance america
wipe those dog boiling communists off the face of the earth
Ethan Gutierrez
Maybe this is the trick of "common enemy".
Divide & conquer is something jews do, but Trump knows his stuff too.
Bentley Smith
>all those autistic american patriots missing the fact that China's de facto ally, Russia, has an equal nuclear arsenal to that of the rest of the world combined, and they also recently launched a kamikaze stealth submarine designed to detonate near the coast(s)
Nice delusion there lads, but keep in mind that if China ever decides to do the drastic move of nuking the USA, they'd surely signal Russia so they are prepared for any potential retaliations as well. You literally cannot win a nuclear war against both of them, you'd hardly compete with Russia alone
Juan Stewart
> Are you ready fo WWIII?
Yup. Like, for 10 years already.
Owen Green
you realize that china's domestic market is huge, and that all the surrounding countries rely on Chinese trade as well, right ?
Surely you're not one of those dumb americans who don't know anything about the Chinese economy or its current state, right ?
Certainly someone who posts on Sup Forums would have made rudimentary researches and would know that china is transitioning towards a domestic market focused economy and thus has a lot more latitude regarding its relations with the west, right ?
yup china has no gold RIGHT ? >nervously checks federal gold reserve that mysteriously vanished over the past decades
Michael Morris
>they maybe launch all their nukes (300ish) >maybe one hit US (california so degenerates are gone) >US of A glasses the biggest 2 chinese cities in the Hour and NK's capitol. >NK disowns China and pledges allegiance to USA. >China decided to keep fighting >NK to prove loyalty invades China >NK and China loose fucking millions in combat >US sits off the coast hitting chinese cities loosing estimated 50 people itll be a shit war russia wont do anything because they will be promised more land
Parker Allen
Check his flag >He can't vote
Hudson Torres
>unprecedented >not unpresidented
Sad!
Xavier Campbell
Those other countries can not support China.
Luke Hall
done
boy will you look silly on Sup Forums when the nukes start falling, user!
Kevin Wilson
great, iran reporting in. may i ask you whether you'll join with china in nuking usa or not?
James Price
>China >ww3 About as plausible as the plot of Homefront.
Aiden Turner
Thanks to kek, there will be a third impact not ww3.
Adrian Allen
Blah blah blah it's nothing
Robert Walker
yup we all know WW3 will be started by the U.S. for bogus reasons to prop up their dying economy.
Kayden Foster
>unprecedented act. eh iran got 2 american drones. 1 predator drone at that. gave it to russia
Mason Walker
get ready for a nuclear holocaust. Cant wait to see the fireworks
Dylan Scott
Want land? Australia? fuck that, we're selling lend-lease to China for gold and rise our industry on military contracts.
Landon Rivera
All countries return stolen shit. US returned planes they got from Soviet defectors.
Thomas Baker
but did they return the gold they stole from Chile under Pinochet, or the gold they stole from Lebanon during the civil war ?
Ayden Bailey
We still lost gorillions on enemy-foe system, had to redo and reinstall it on all planes.
Levi Reed
(ww3 dub chegged) Capped >mfw this ends with Taiwan recognized and China cucked
Landon Johnson
>tfw entire population obliterated by a dong
Hudson Butler
Trump made a spell error
Aiden Collins
I guess they're getting tired of making iPhones.
Aiden Rivera
No one is doing anything. There will probably never be a world war unless someone completely insane starts it. China and the US can throw rocks at each other all day and know that the other side isn't going to do shit. That's exactly why China does it. The minute a war starts, nuclear weapons are on the table, and nobody wants that. Nobody.
So they can't declare war. They just have to sit there and take whatever abuse is thrown at them. And write letters condemning actions. That's it. That is all they can do. Because the alternative is absolutely crazy and it will never happen.
This is the flip side of being a nuclear power. No one will seriously fuck with you, but you can't seriously fuck with anyone else, either. Mutually assured destruction.
