Electricity existed in Africa thousands of years before the white man did

Electricity existed in Africa thousands of years before the white man did.

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Baghdad is not in Africa.

Oh and that's why peanut butter is their crowning achievement.

>Baghdad Battery
>Africa

Pls...

>BAGHDAD BATTERY
>BAGHDAD
Nigga that's a bomb

That's only because whitey caused the plate tectonics to shift 6,000 years ago by disrupting a powerful Black man's scientific experiment.

american education

WE WUZ INSURGENTS AN SHEEIT

I thought we were really stupid and living in caves? How could we cause the tectonic plates to move if the Kangs had to teach us everything?

that was sarcasm, are you autistic?

>White man did

Even if a black man invented it, its still a human invention or are black people another species?

I was going along with the joke.

We do black people think that the Middle East is in Africa

>German autist finds a jar with a stick in it
>Oh mein gott it muss be a battery why else would zey put a stick in a jar

They are not batteries. They were made to hold sacred religious scrolls

what would they use such a thing for? there weren't any machinery to power

Yup, they also had iphones, the internet and flying cars before the white man came and ruined it all. We wuz kangz after all (if you didn't remember).

Lol the Baghdad battery isn't even real, you gullible sensationalist faggots.
It's another illusion planted by the creators to gauge humanity's reaction baka

>we
Why*

The Baghdad Battery was a device for electroplating.

It didn't power light bulbs, it was a way to evenly coat a base metal with a more precious metal.

>electricity existed before white people existed.

Electricity existed before any people existed, you fucking retard.

This.

The """""battery"""" existed during the time of Rome, faggot.

It was found in Parthia and none of their currency was electroplated retard.

oh i actually know what these were for. there were similar findings in Jerusalem in a copy of the ark of the covenant. they used them to trick people into thinking thy were being blessed by god by shocking their fingers when they touched them by attaching them to metal sculptures like doves and sheep. they weren't African, by the way they were middle eastern and at that time the turkish hadn't colonized they land for thousands of years so they were basically white.

>Baghdad
>Africa
American education at its finest

What was it used for?

It held scrolls.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Battery

>Baghdad
>Africa
Americans who went to public school shouldnt be allowed to post here

Must have powered their spacecraft.

Didn't you start 2 wears to figure out where Baghdad is?

it's what they used to power their space ships and chicken dispensers

That's the beauty of it, if Sandnigs attack you the Americans can be tricked into being pro war against any country with darker people, be it African or even Mediterranian.

Muh Peking Man
KANGZ

In March 2012, Professor Elizabeth Stone, of Stony Brook University, an expert on Iraqi archaeology, returning from the first archaeological expedition in Iraq after 20 years, stated that she does not know a single archaeologist who believed that these were batteries.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Battery


You're a faggot of tremendous proportions.

That's the Baghdad Battery.
Baghdad isn't in Africa, nigger.
Go look it up.

Still the greatest trolls after all the years.

Kill the Jews. Solve all the problems.

Nothing new under the Sun.

White people were well established in the Mediterranean area hundreds of years before the alleged date of the Baghdad Battery so personally I'd keep race out of it. Stuff was going on in Greece and Italy long before this. It is interesting though and it does raise a question as to just what kept an industrial and technological revolution from taking place in the Med and the Middle East 2600 years ago, as anybody who has studied the people of time is bound to wonder. It should have happened and it didn't. It is THE mystery of all time imo.

are you?

yeeeee son yakub battery stamps fo dem space pyramidz

The only other possible thing it could be used for is a space heater for when you didn't want to make a fire

White people sacrificed thousands of pigs and cows to the Jews to make it happen. The Kangs were just kind benevolent rulers who were only trying to uplift the white man, but then he enslaved them.

Get woke about the real history son.

>bluepilled "archeologists" with no education in Engineering, Architecture or any science other than how to dig through dirt and call stuff they dont understand either "ceremonial" or "used in a religious ritual" in charge of history

Baghdad battery was a widely accepted theory until a few millennial cunts decided to rewrite history

The vessel held scrolls, you burn out. It wasn't a battery.

Yeeeboy you know wasssup

fuking money son we wuz anti gravity n sheeeit

Austria is next since you cucks voted VdB to turn you all into the next Yemen

>Electricity existed in Africa thousands of years before the white man did.

>Baghdad
>Africa

American education.

Yeah and then Genghis Khan literally destroyed baghdad library and sent them all to stone age again and they never recovered, ever, again.

>over 100 years men with backgrounds in Engineering and science decode artifact
>in 2012 some cunt with Background in "getting fucked by sandniggers" says she never heard the term
DEBUNKED :^)

The "theory" was that it was used in electroplating but Parthian currency was never electroplated. Retards like you are the same people that watch Ancient Aliens and unironically believe every word.

It was never widely accepted. One faggot kept sperging out about batteries and no one believed him.

Too bad they just used them for detonators in their bombs.

>It's a black kangz thread
>1 post by this ID
>Look at the flag
Figures.

>König himself seems to have been mistaken on the nature of the objects he thought were electroplated. They were apparently fire-gilded (with mercury). Paul Craddock of the British Museum said "The examples we see from this region and era are conventional gold plating and mercury gilding. There’s never been any irrefutable evidence to support the electroplating theory".[2]

>David A. Scott, senior scientist at the Getty Conservation Institute and head of its Museum Research Laboratory, wrote that "There is a natural tendency for writers dealing with chemical technology to envisage these unique ancient objects of two thousand years ago as electroplating accessories (Foley 1977). but this is clearly untenable, for there is absolutely no evidence for electroplating in this region at the time."[12]

Retard.

ayyyy but fo real we need mo welfare fo dem pyramidz cuz whitey b racist and took all da yakub batteriez to Atlantis

Never heard of the flying space pyramids?
They terraformed the whole planet.
What you see today are just the after effects of the massive terraforming.

the most likely use for them if they did have current was religious purpose to induce a shock to altars or shrines to try and make them seem more divine.

like if you rubbed your feet on carpet then touched your cock against another mans balls.

>Baghdad. Africa.
Nothing to see here folks, just apes trying to steal other peoples achievements.

>250 BCE

Uh, the Greeks did this. It's not an "African" invention.

funny that I know about this battery at least 15 years before you discovered it on facebook

Thats's a miracle that a white woman came back alive from an arab country

u dont kno shit

white man buried the battries there to confuse us brothers from getting woke

YUP YUP

fuckin cumskins will pay

Hey don't blame our educational system everyone knows niggers don't finish high school and spend all their time skipping classes and smoking pot. Op is obviously a nigger.

>like if you rubbed your feet on carpet then touched your cock against another mans balls.

Welp. I guess tape over the webcam doesn't work too well...

fucking white people

WE WAZ FRANKLIN N SHEEIIIT!!

Hans you should seriously shoot yourself. You're a waste of air and space, and you embarass your nation. Literally no accredited scientists believe this was an actual battery, and it is only with great modifications and modern substances such as gold cyanide solutions that the design could be made workable. Beyond that, nothing electroplated has ever come out of that era, with absolutely zero evidence from any souce, archeological or otherwise, that suggests that this was a technique known to them.

Seriously, you're an embarassment.

Mythbusters please leave

>Africans
>iron
>unknown electrolyte

>controversies over use
>Alternative hypothesis

So in other word, you don't know.

Also

>Calling Jimbo a retard for refuting the claim that they were used to power something when none of the proposed uses you linked to actually say it powered anything and then claiming it was used for scroll storage and not electroplating even though both of those are listed under controversial hypotheses.

Kill yourself retard.

Came in here to say this.
1st post, best post.

This you retards

True story, that story.

Slavery.
You don't need to innovate when there's a massive slave labor force

worked out pretty well huh?

Lol

>greek homos

Like most weird one-of-a-kind pieces of ancient technology, it was probably created by an alchemist/sorcerer to demonstrate his "magic" powers.

If you can make sparks or shock people with a clay jar, you'd be pretty badass in the ancient world.

Oh, (You).

>be Egyptian
>draw hieroglyphics
>intermarry with niggers
>your civilization crumbles in 3 generations
racemixing, not even once.

WE WUZ TESLA AND SHIT

>"Unknown electrolyte"

Probably melanin

After cool invention he was burned alive and eaten by villagers for practicing sorcery. Village goes back to shitting in local well.

That's offensive. These aren't Indians we're talking about. They probably knew not to shit in the middle of town or in their water supply

well the egyptians invented fridge too so thats not too surprising

The middle east had some stuff going for it until a schizophrenic pedophile brainwashed everybody who lived there.

Africa...Not so much

>Baghdad
>Africa
PLEASE kill yourself

The Arab golden age was during the relatively early years of Islam. They made a lot of cultural and scientific progress. Centuries ahead of Europe at the time.
But then some muslim clerics invented the "science is ebil" meme and ruined islam and Arabia forever

>Sup Forums so insecure and historically illiterate are now denying the Baghdad Battery

You niggers do realize Baghdad was a science wonderland back then before the Mongols sacked it, right?

Electricity existed before man, you dumbass.

Also, the Baghdad "Battery" has been debunked.

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isn't this something everyone knows (im talking about baghdad battery, which isn't africa)

like nigga stop trying to claim your history. you guys have reached the point where you're trying to claim >the most hated people on earth's history.

and at least call it the "senegal battery" or "wolof battery" or whatever your languages are lol

*our history

WE WUZ BAGHDAD BATTERIES AND SHIET

Yes and the Egyptians knew about copper and steam, but they never did anything meaningful with it. All that shit was used for parlor tricks.

WE

Black people invented breathing and made water wet long before anyone.

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>Electricity existed in Africa thousands of years before the white man did.

>Invented by Egyptians
>That were white
>And had niggers as slaves just for the most simple tasks...

>implying niggers created peanut butter

Can this meme end already?

>wonderland
>greek intellectuals held as slaves

It seems you are misinformed about history