How to use meme magic to get my girlfriend back?

how to use meme magic to get my girlfriend back?

You should have actually gave her attention and tried to do nice stuff for her instead of browsing Sup Forums all day.
Remember, when you're in a relationship turning into a fedora actually pays off

...or you should have just gotten her pregnant

Throw your computer in a skip you fucking spastic

let her see you with a better girl, and quickly

where there's a will there's a way

I understand that now, but you have to understand that the whole event of actually having someone else in my life for the first time was very strange at first so a I acted withdrawn.

Of course the moment of finally understanding always comes after.

no im not throwing it into a "skip" you fucking bong. what? we can meme a president into the white house but not this?

Don't bother, get another one.
ex is ex for a good reason usually incompatiblity. try to fix a broken thing & it soon breaks again.

Fohgett abaat it..she's gaunn...WOOOHHOOO! KEK is not your personal army.

Fuck off to R9K

Stop posting help you faggots.

I guess it doesn't work for this. Sorry man.

>Finally gets a g-g-g-girlfriend
>Goes full autist
Nobody to blame but yourself

Send her the message "suck it desu" and keep the autism levels at 110%.

Bring your black friend and let him fug your gf to have her back.

Tfw Kek decides to give you a nice girlfriend and a wealthy life

Obviously I blame myself and hate myself duly. The worst part is that we would have been very compatible if I hadn't acted the way I did. I just want a second chance to act differently now that I know, but whatever

Better kill urself kid

Come on, we've all been there at least once.

You're a fucking retard. She's already seen you as a sperglord because you

>I'm so withdrawn
>I'm practically an anime character

like a dumbass. It's over. Find another one.

t. Lesbian (So I know both sides of this situation)

Post nudes faggot.

nice double digits there family.
You must check 2 get gf for free or for a one time limited offer of only £19.99 plus shipping and handeling charges.

That's not what the graphics of that game looked like, right? I played that years ago.

"Don't Shit Your Pants" or something to that effect.

Huh. So they are. Just looked it up. I remembered them looking different.

What website was he talking about?

Get off the computer, you cant handle it.

BADABOOM REALIST NIGGAS IN THE ROOM HOW YOU DOIN'?!

I don't and never did romanticize my isolation or my social disposition, so don't make a caricature out of me. I am not autistic; I was conscious of the way I was acting, but I couldn't stop it because I guess it's something ingrained in me now after years of this, my situation.

So, yeah well fuck you too, whore.

>You should have actually gave her attention and tried to do nice stuff for her
>Remember, when you're in a relationship turning into a fedora actually pays off
wow lol, confirmed for forever alone.

OP if you want your girlfriend to stick around you're going to need to have a stronger psych game than her. normally regulating and being strict with whatever affirmation or validation you give her is key, if you're too generous with either of these things she's going to get bored.

>IRA
get out potato nigger

It says RA you fucking jebnut cracknut potnut shoznut poznut cuntnut uglynut bastardnut.

let it go fampai

>whore

Lel. At least I get action, and don't muck the whole, incredibly easy, thing up.

>Entire Fucking Post

Jesus. You really do think you're anime, huh?

>Oh, woe is me. I'm doing the thing but wish I wasn't
>Fuck this gay earth

Good luck with the next one, champ. You're REALLY gonna need it.

How to use meme magic to turn my black girlfriend white?
She's perfect for me but I don't want to disgrace my family with marriage + offspring. I was thinking about having my parents watch my future mixed kids and I felt sick about it.

>poz
did you shit up brit/feel/

Who the fuck showers for 3 hours?
I was talking to some m8's and they told me that they usually shower for about 30 minutes. Even that sounds way too long.
like, I only use 5 minutes, and sometimes I shower in the coldest water I can.

heres what you do get her to believe in white supremacy

>not pozzing the shit out of brit/feel/

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Yes. I am the leader of that movement.

This conversation is over.
You're not intelligent enough to understand that people's psyches can be trapped in duality; a struggle between the conscious and unconscious action.
Plus you are still making a caricature out of me for no reason.

You just seem like a huge fag desu. I can almost taste your inability to personally own your poor behavior. I remember going through that phase when I was sixteen. How old are you, kiddo?