Can some Nordics tell me the history of Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Norway?

Can some Nordics tell me the history of Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Norway?

Why do you Swedes always tell Finns they're traitors while Norway is proud of getting rid of Denmark?

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>Why do you Swedes always tell Finns they're traitors
>traitors
???

Come on Swede, what is your Scandinavian history, I promise I won't call Swedes a cuck for an entire week starting tomorrow.

no, it's flying nips who sink ships

Denmark getting repeatedly fucked by the mighty swedish empire.

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>Swedes always tell Finns they're traitors
No, Finland has never betrayed Sweden, I have never heard of anyone thinking Finns are traitors. I'd give you a more thorough answer but unfortunately I'm on my phone.

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>soon

You aren't that bright fellow, are you?

If you post sauce on your pic I'll tell ya.

>Can some Nordics tell me the history of Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Norway?

Why don't you read a book on it you lazy cunt.

Does this have anything to do with ww2

>Why do you Swedes always tell Finns they're traitors

You what?
Have you been getting your history lessons straight from Sup Forums?

Nigger I will go gongehovding on your ass again if you don't behave.

>Why do you Swedes always tell Finns they're traitors

As a Finn, I've never heard anyone saying this.

Even though some Sup Forumstards try to claim otherwise, we actually like each other.

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David Dubnitsky, makes traditionalist porn basically.

I guess I need to learn pham.

No.

calm the fuck down Churchill and tell us the tell of the North

kek

Whats wrong with your google dutchfag?

Thanks for the rich farmland you gave us in the treaty of Roskilde danskjävel

ARYAN

>danskjävel threatening

It's like watching a baby tantrum

Walk over the ice see what happens. I'll get to you before the eritreans, sven.

After a devastating defeat, Denmark-Norway was forced to give up a third of its territory to save the rest, the ceded lands comprising Blekinge, Bornholm, Bohuslän (Båhuslen), Scania (Skåne) and Trondelag, as well as her claims to Halland.[2]

After the treaty entered into force, Swedish forces continued to campaign in the remainder of Denmark-Norway, but had to withdraw from the Danish isles and Trondelag in face of a Danish-Norwegian-Dutch alliance. The Treaty of Copenhagen restored Bornholm to Denmark and Trondelag to Norway in 1660, while the other provinces transferred in Roskilde remain Swedish.

Swedes are just utter garbage and our eternal enemy. Danes are alright, but they owe us a lot of islands. Finns are not so relevant

Please save Skåne from oppressive swedish lgbt rule.

>a swede laughing at literally anything right now

Don't you have a mansplaining hotline to call?

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Are you sure about that, last time you tried your "ice breaking" skills it didn't work out that well.

Ge oss vete din skånefan!

>wanting to go back to danecucks
>not just supporting a Scanian secession

Norwegian post-medieval history:
Norway lost up to 3/4 of its population during the black plague. (This is where the popular surname "Odegård" comes from, which translates to deserted farm).
Norway lost its royal line shortly after, and went into a uniuon under Denmark which lasted almost 400 years.
The written language was Danish, the Currency and education was Danish, and Danish lords and aristocrats viewed being sent to Norway as a form of exile at the time.

Norway/denmark had a massive trade-fleet around the time that Napoleon started fucking over Europe, and England was worried that he would get his hands on said fleet. Even though Denmark desired to remain neutral, they bombed Copenhagen until the Danish king caved to their demands, and put the fleet to the torch. Later he joined Napoleon anyway.

Napoleon lost the war, and Sweden wanted Norway off of the Danes as part of the spoils.
Norwegians refused, however. Some years of armed conflict with sweden followed, before they gave in, and Norway got to keep its own constitution and sovereignty.
For some weird reason, a Danish prince was invited to take up the title of King, rather than a Norwegian.

Also, Denmark for some fucked up reason got to keep Greenland. Yes, I feel cucked, but we got oil, so they are jelly either way.

Not much has changed the last 190 years since then.

>a dane claiming anything

ok

Sweden cucked the rest of the north for a few hundred years. Denmark almost never won a war against us, even with Russia's help. Really, Denmark is a pathetic country.

Is that what you call the act of having your wife sodomized by 10 arabs?

Finland became a country?!?

Damn.

Yes master Sven, I will join the frontlines against the ebil germans and russians and poles

Yeah, being barrier and sustaining diplomatic relations with the eastern neighbour is totally irrelevant.

Yeah, since when?

Skåne+Blekinge seceding together when?

Swedish teachers wear flip-flops - that's just sad.

1917, i thought Finns had good education.

Tåget över Bält worst day of my life.

Most teachers who get stuck with immigrant students lose their lifeforce half a semester in.

t.teacher who has listened to colleagues war stories.

That makes no sense

Care to share any of those horror stories?

It's just Danish, it's incomprehensible.

It's just some friendly banter, m8

since we are posting hot women

It's not that deep

I thought it was speec impediment.

That's fair - it's common among American public school teachers, but I always think of them as the worst in the world.

I have the photographers vk I think

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That might be it, now that you mention it.

> Swedish women.

>a Dane thinking he lives in an ethnic homogenous country

Here's an average school class in your capital city.

>British girls

Are you kidding me, Your capital Londonistan probably has more muslims than all of Sweden, foreigners are a majority there

I want to lick pink Fennoscandian boipussi

This is by far the great horse in the world and glad there's so many of them in the states. Thanks Sweden.

If you want to learn, maybe its a better idea to open a history book, or if you have some measure of brain function left you might even open google scholar.

>all this shitskins fighting in order to know who is the better nigger

Feels good to be white.

Spicy

>Sweden can call anyone out for the number of blacks and sand niggers fucking people.

OOOO OSHIEEEEDDDDDD

FINNS BTFO

NUMBERS CONFIRM

of course it does you retard.

The UK has 64+ million people. Sweden has many many times less.

Ain't the saying danish is like swedish spoken with a potato in your mouth?
And norwegian is like swedish spoken without a cock in your mouth?

You've been tricked by jealous retards mate, we're nowhere close to how bad you guys have it.

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It is other way around flip-flops wear teacher.

Nordic countries are generally pretty lax when it comes to dress code in workplaces. Sandals and clogs are generally comfy indoors, feet don't sweat and shieet.

>Most teachers who get stuck with immigrant students lose their lifeforce half a semester in.
>t.teacher who has listened to colleagues war stories.

Any of your own war stories?

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What the shit. I live in cuckholm and have never seen anything like this.

Don't call him a retard when you can't read. He said that just London, not the whole UK, has more Muslims than all of Sweden.

>Sweden

...

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Yo Sweden what are you doing!?
You know that there is no correlation between skin colour and nationality! you can't just assume their nationality based around this claim! when did you become so racist? Sweden you need to be more acceptant and open minded!

See, you're just one of the immature retards spouting memes over and over. You're completely fucked desu.

Some short history:
Finland was a part of sweden until 1809 when we lost Finland to the russians. Finland got independence from the russians 1917. Sweden and Denmark fought many wars, with Sweden winning most of them.
Pic related is Sweden at it's greatest time.

But you're from literal monkeyland.

>Future generations of my country will be sand nigger coloured more so than your country.

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>checked.

I wasn't even aware there was a migrant issue until someone shared a video from Britain like 4 years ago.

why you didn't annex norway completely

Quick version:
Norway, Sweden and Denmark year 600 ish on split into various chiefdoms lead by tribal/viking rulers, in 783 a monastery in Lindisfarne was raided by vikings and this is seen as the start of the viking age, during this age we nearly conquered the british isles twice, we were hired as warriors for the varangian guard in byzantium, and we explored, raided and colonized Iceland and Greenland

Norwegian king Harald Hardråde was defated at the battle of stamford bridge by King Harold Godwinson of England, this marked the end of the viking age, in 1066.

Fast forward till the 1300's, all 3 were decent, respected kingdoms till the black plague hit, much of Norway's nobility died, and Germanic enroachment up the baltics made necessary to combine forces to stop them, and thus the Kalmar union was created, where the king of Denmark held all 3 king titles.

In 1523 Sweden broke free from the union as they felt unjustly treated by Denmark,, Norway remained in union till 1814 when Denmark was forced to cede the title of King of Norway to the King of Sweden. Though Denmark held onto rightful Norwegian clay of Greenland, Iceland, Faroe islands.

Norway wanted independence from Sweden and fought for it in 1814, but we lost after a brief war and the union lasted till 1905, thats when our differences grew too great and due to certain laws there were no economical benefits from a continued union so Norway became independent.

Sweden and Denmark participated in some wars with other European powers, most notably the 30 years war of the protestant and catholic leagues around 1600's, were Sweden and Brandenburg played a major role in winning the war, defeating Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth in great battles, led by "the lion of the north" Gustav Adolph. Forever turning the Holy roman empire Protestant

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> At least we aren't breeding our race to extincting.

Beautiful

They did, but it happened after they had lost more clay than Norway.

Lul

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how does he do it? photoshop or ice cube?

Swedes are selfcentered twats, danes tried turning us into danes and finns have over fishing their waters so now they come to norway to fuck up our fish aswell. We need to build a wall!

>Almost every single war that you started against us you also lost
Just stop, Denmark, please. Before we take Sjælland from you.