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We need to discuss our invasion plans :
The infiltration such as how many military and police personnel they currently have, where the power plants are located, where the government buildings are, and where to land on the island first.
Pic related, a rough draft of the plans.
We need to play this strategically. Remember, nothing is beyond our reach.
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What is your interest in Tuvalu?
Pitcairn is still an easier and more justifiable endeavor. Even Kek agrees.
securing a physical base for Sup Forumsacks
and invading an island is a jolly good passtime
we should make a flag for our new nation
bump and yes
10 sleeper cells
100-300 that will be the invasion force
300 people on stand-by once we take the island
If it does not contain le windmill of tolerance, do not bother submitting it.
I love these threads where we all role play that we would actually leave the basement and do something in life.
The area we're invading (vaiaku, the capital and where the main infrastructure is) only has a population of 516.
For a ship we can purchase one of these junkers from NK very cheap
There are like 9 islands that we need to secure, also we need enough people to enforce our claim and begin construction on works like infrastructure once we take the country.
Maybe for a muslim invasion, but a military invasion will mean we face the entire UK navy.
WTF is a Guernsey? Is that Island not small enough for you OP?
>huge portion of the map is the airport
Was this designed by Rockstar Games by any chance?
It's tragic that the entire UK Navy would be sacrificed for an island full of dumb coconuts.
This islands a meme
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And pedophiles.
One way flight from Suva (Fiji) to Funafuti is $800 usd per person.
pic related is the shitty plane you will be on for the 2h.30m duration of the flight
Someone wrote already a mail to trigger-happy japanese Kawasaki Inc who were allies in WW2?
Maybe they wanna support this for chances in future contracts?
Pic related.
the thing is that we acctually should do this.
But how would we get females to breed?
And my parrents bought a house and I dont want them to get into a shity flat after they can pay the money they owe the bank s:
I see that there are some people here who acctually could do this, but I dont want to join later like a fucking looser.
I propose Nova Scotia, Trudeau would let us...
We make trade deals with Russia, let them make a port.
We get papa Putin protecting us, and we can import Russian qt's.
Vancouver Island.
>The invasion is sponsored by Kawasaki ©
This place is big enough to be on my scrach off world map.
Let me know when it is pure white I'll move me and my fiance there to have kids.
Was thinking Iceland but it is so close to NorthNorth Africa.
Enslave the locals?
Yes, we'll divide them amongst ourselves as spoils of war.
Liberate them in fact, from the unbearable tyranny of self-governance.
Stop making it a violent invasion. That's the impatient man's solution to a waiting game. Just start migrating and use demographic manipulation to take over.
I like the Tuvalu threads but they make me realize one thing:
no matter how many individuals you have and how effective your takeover, it will be instantly reversed by international intervention (i.e. US cuckery)
UNLESS you have one thing. A nuclear device.
without a nuclear device it all falls apart.
get cracking boffins
rare
>migrate and use demographic manipulation
That's how canada was lost
Cut off their food supply
I could make a dirty bomb easy
>A nuclear device.
Why not use any other kind of WMD as a deterrent.
Say mustard gas.
doesn't have the range needed
Dis
If this ever happens (and it won't), meme magick will be discovered on that island. I mean real, tangible, you can touch with your fingers meme magic.
NUKU HIVA IS A BETTER OPTION
I acctually want to found a tribe with other tribalists in Taiga.
But this sounds better.
What would the repercussions be if, by some fucking miracle, we DO take the island?
right, advertise to the whole world that you're neo nazis
this will help
en.wikipedia.org
Just off the coast of California its not even populated.
Kek
True but on the other hand, its easier to produce and store than a nuke, plus it doesn't have to be used on the UN dudes - just threaten them we will release it upon the locals.
Once we gathered a force we need to take control of the government building, airstrip, fuel depots and food stores.
Our sleeper cells should censor the solar farm on the island and secure telecommunications.
"We have armed anons all over the Western world ready to commit terrorist attacks if you intervene."
Next question?
This invasion plan is so dumb.
Here's my go at a flag
Will that piece of shit even make it out of their EEZ?
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I like this flag
this is a good fucking flag
A few militaries will probably want to walk over you while a few will want to defend you as a sovereign power. Geopolitical keks ensue.
All we need to do is put a Tuvalu flag and we're good
looks like Just Cause games desu
>But how would we get females to breed?
easiest shit ever
once you kill their males they will worship you
1/ women love killers
2/ you're godly western white men, the prize of the earth
you musnt let them have motives to hesitate though, there has to be no option to get back to their former lives, nor to get support from other power centers (and their juicy dicks)
unless you play smart like that user delineated
Slowly redpill the population and start a revolution
>these bureaucrats shower in gold while we can't even water our crops!!
Do you retards realize that a small island nation in the middle of the god damn ocean is the absolute worst place for a base?
Anyone can nuke you without worrying much about unintended casualties.
Wonderful flag, couldn't do better
it's just perfect
Vert, party per fess gules, a windmill of tolerance sabre, motto "ad maiorem kek gloriam"
not if you keep a number of the original inhabitants around as slaves
Great work user
>Tuvalupol
>Poltuvalu
Both have a Finn tongue-twist.
Anything better?
Pitcairn actually wants people to move there.
Take over unnecessary.
Volcanic soil and climate ideal for growing crops such as sweet potato.
Cons:
Not enough land for much livestock.
Extremely isolated and not always accessible by boat.
Did you guys see the corner too?
Just connect the islands with dykes and pump out the water in the center
Trust me, I'm Dutch
No I did not
Beautiful
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Centre is too complex, nice concept though. Simplicity is key.
Zoom out and look at it, the detailed area looks bloated and messy.
Im sure the concept could work just more minimal. And move away from that colour scheme. Why keep certain characteristics from the flag they used to have? Not a good idea
>connect the islands with dykes
where we gonna get so many dykes.
this is not toronto
Are you guys for real or just LARPing?
Like... You really are not so autistic that you would think that a bunch of poltards could take over a country?
they will first exterminate them by "hand" and blame you for it, in order to justify nuking your ass
look at syria
right here's pic 2
10k natives right? that's 5K dykes if we dont touch them
you havent been here long have you?
It's for real.
Its tuvalu were talking about. Id say with the right jetskis and weapons we could take tuvalu before afternoon tea
Did it once. Duh
autism did produce a nuclear weapon. so...
>Just connect the islands with dykes and pump out the water in the center
>Trust me, I'm Dutch
A really strong typhoon will come and fuck up the billion dollar dykes.
Trust me, I'm American.
Only solution is to dredge the area around the island and fill the center.
Tuvalu is literally the smallest backwater shithole on this planet
With the shittiest internet on earth and bi-weekly flights from fiji, that's all their connection to the rest of the planet.
all we literally need to do is control the telecommunications and cancel all flights until we can make an agreement with either USA/Russia/China
That user must not realize how razor thin shipping margins are. We wouldn't be a major port, but a pit stop on a shipping line that serves as extra cash.
It's an island full of coconut abos that have produced nothing of worth.
I don't think they stand a chance against a few dozen skilled autists, let alone hundreds.
What will be the uniform of our armed forces?
Green Speedos and a captain's hat.
Socks with sandals, tracksuit bottoms up to your belly button with vest tops tucked in
Tuvalu is made up of six atolls and three reefs. In order of decreasing population, they are:
Funafuti
Vaitupu
Nanumea
Niutao
Nanumanga
Nukufetau
Nui
Nukulaelae
Niulakita
We must rename these atolls and reefs with a poll. The top nine votes will determine their names. Throw them in:
Pepe
Trump
Hillshill
Ancap
I still think you guy should just outjew Tuvalu's population instead of calling the attention of the whole world and dying for piracy
name it paris london and banana to piss off kiribati and start WW3
what is the economy based around?
tourism would take a major nose dive. people would be too scared to visit a rogue state. it would take some serious damage control and marketing to make it effective
fishing and limited, efficient agriculture are a viable start
would you resort to gambling? industrialization? offshore investment banking? industrializing ships?
there are a bunch of opportunities
Only if you take water defenses as seriously as the Americans. When done properly, they will not be bested
Only problem is, it takes years for the salt to disappear from the top soil, making it way less fertile than normal land for a long period of time
looks like these autists haven't been lurking at all
Kek, nice to see my own theory
That's why there's focus on illicit high value products, to offset shipping costs
>Sup Forums invades tuvalu
>every nation in the U.N. brings down the hammer slaughtering every Sup Forumstard (and probably everyone else) on the island
>alphabet agencies and interpol arrest everyone else involved with the invasion
>Sup Forums is shut down forever and the alt-right dies with it
yes please do this
The center is two Es so that with the ks it spells KEK multiple times.
The Polony boards are kill thus far.
Thats just begging to get hurricane katrina'd
With a dyke that big it's a matter of time until it fails and completely ruins everything with it.
Many plans and ambitions have been called insane until they were realised.
Then they were called history.
Ohh, i see it now.. i think
I don't know if I can support this. Thanks to Tuvalu, I got to touch my first vagina.
>be me, 15 years old
>in marching band
>cute girl also in marching band
>we're close, very flirty
>being awkward teenager, don't know what to do
>be studying south pacific region for a school project
>wtf is a tuvalu
>learn about this island nation
>get an idea
>get alone with girl in a room
>ask her if she wants to play a game
>consent is important guys
>she giggles and says yes
>she's wearing a skirt
>we're both sitting down
>i place my hand on her knee
>tell her to guess a country
>the idea is that for every wrong guess, i move my hand further up her leg; if she guesses the country, i take my hand off
>it's a game that's been going around marching band
>yeah there were some gay moments with it
>but back to the story
>you know i'm thinking of Tuvalu
>she begins guessing
>"France!"
>uh-uh, i move my hand up her leg
>"Uhh..England?"
>wrong again you dumbass
>this goes on, of course she doesn't guess fucking Tuvalu
>i'm so close, i can feel the heat of her pussy
>"Russia?"
>i grab her by the pussy
>oh man, far as religious goes, that was the moment
>so soft, so wet, so warm, it's everything i imagined it to be and more
>tell her i win, i was thinking of Tuvalu, and that we'd better get back to practicing our songs
>for some reason we grew apart after that
Thank you, Tuvalu. Best moment of my life
That's exactly my worry. All of Sup Forums can't be considered guilty because some autists took it to the extremes, but that won't convince anyone...
Minors shouldn't be on this board, young one
perhaps it would be wiser to fight the war a modern way
>establish tourism business
>market sharply
>outpace the competition
>amass enough wealth to secure land and influence
>slowly subvert and buy out island
That's why we need Dutch engineers to do that, not American ones. We need Americans for the armament and combat expertise.
Also Please not that that is only the main island of the main atoll. The nation of Tuvalu is quite a lot larger. Circled in pic is the main atoll