Amy Schumer here

Amy Schumer here,
do you guys have any script ideas?

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Yeah how about you die in a car crash

You already did Muppets Take Manhattan, so how about a workout series?

A movie where you act like a decent human being.

do a gender swapped remake of The Crow, you can play the main character.

be sure to be authentic to the original by using the same prop gun

lose weight: the movie

FATTT BITCH

How about you do something less jewy?

Kill yourself, fatty.

You committing suicide would be fucking hilarious. KYS

Suck Bill Clinton dick and than say "muh vagina."

Hire me Holllywood.

Blubber Barbie

I don't get it...
This girl acts super sexual wears little clothing
then she will get pissed if you think shes fat and ugly

you star in your very own snuff film

Does anybody actually like her? I honestly wouldn't even know who she was if it wasn't for Sup Forums

This was a genius photoshoot with Amy fellating a lightsaber. These people vote.

Yep!

Amy Schumer plays a real life Ms. Piggy who chases a shy beta male Kermit the Frog around New York City. She also fucks random guys out of anger every time Kermit leaves her, which is often because she is an obnoxious bitch.

Do a Skype broadcast on twitter and label it "GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD"

Now here is the crucial part, when you put the REAL and LOADED gun to your head PULL THE TRIGGER

Guaranteed front page news for years to come!

Youre welcome!

>German flag

I supported you moving after Trump won, but why here of all places GET OUT REEEE

How does it feel to be the female equivalent of Seth Rogen?

How about a movie where you play a gun control lobbyist in Washington? We could market it with a hashtag #nastywoman

Play Paul Walker in a biopic. Do your own stunts.

That's harsh.

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Every time I see this pigfaced bitch I get angry. Is this the usual reaction? Its like, I feel like wherever she is, she doesn't deserve to be there.

Germany is relevant to my interests and warmer than canada. Berlin is also a cultural hub and the art scene is amazing.

Get a real Job you talentless kike

I like it
>Amy Schumer as Ms. Piggy
>Michael Cera as Kermit
>Seth Rogen as Fozzy
>D J Qualls as Gonzo.

I would put my weiner in her schumer

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away.
nothing original happened since 1977 and the effect then sucked too.

animal house but with all fat girls talking about their periods.

Tits or GTFO. On second thought...just GTFO

I don't really like Star Wars.It was ok I guess, when I was child. But now it's just a medium to make political statements to the youth of the world, and I'm tired of everything being a nonstop propaganda train

Kys. Everybody raves that it's Amy's best role yet

All art is propaganda user.

Live stream hanging yourself.

You really don't want to.

someone post that article featuring amy's "teeny weenie bikini showing off her buns to the maximum"
she's a walking fridge with a revolting tramp stamp

You may want to look up the definition of propaganda

""The Cow""

underrated

Trainwreck 2 with an actual train wreck.

You're in it.

And it's not a movie.

And it's on liveleak so I can watch

PPV. Never paid for PPV before in my life, but would pay for this.

Also, film is not art, it's entertainment. Movie produces can try and sell it as art, but it's not art

KYS, do it for the lulz, you piece of shit

Its 2070 and youre a sex slave to a local dindu tribe lord drug dealer, and you have to be saved by white resistance leader Samantha Hyde. But after he saves you he kills you lol

A real life Blair witch project type film where you get chased by a ghost but you actually fall off a cliff and die

A documentary on your downward spiral into heroin use and eventual overdose

And James Franco as Oscar
Also Jerod Leto could play Count von Count

>Fat cunt tries to teach niggers not to nig so hard.
>Things go south fast, and it ends like Congo

I can't believe she is wearing that sexist costume. Disney should disavow her.

Well, the distribution of ideas and ideology. That's pretty much art. There's no art without ideology.

They photoshopped about 40 pounds off her.

>muh vagina

She's better suited to play Jabba.

Live stream your suicide

A fat jewish bitch gets promoted as "a comedian" by a bunch of jewish media executives.

Nobody really gives a fuck and her movies are the equivalent of tacky 2 hour long internet banner ads.

But they just keep pushing her in our face.

on the day of the rope she gets a ball of money shoved in her mouth and spit roasted. She tastes as shitty as her jokes. Only mildly humorous thing about her.


what do you think? Is it a winner?

Isn't her uncle a senator?

>There's no art without ideology.
That's why Hitler did good things.

you make sara silverman look hot and sound funny. please die in a fire.

That's legitimately true. No joke, if they didn't want to rebuild the puppet. The resemblance is uncanny.

If they ever do a human version of the Muppets she's a shoe-in for Miss Piggy.

Well looks like I'll have to fry my hard drive now.

Thanks kraut.

He tried real hard, failed real bad, didn't get the details right, and his pictures were void of humans for the most part. Because everybody was sent to the concentration camp.

A WWI epic staring women and POC (the real victims & heroes of every war by the way)

You could call it Verdun? No...Verdfun!

Also, Jewish people are generous and work in the best interest of everyone equally. Do a movie about that.

be a sad middle aged woman who gets broken up with and has a hard time dealing with it!

Have you considered making a movie where you kill yourself?

I guarantee it would be the most profitable thing you could ever make.

Amy Shumer plays Anne Frank, gets thrown to a camp, gets slim, gets gassed, happy end

How about a movie where you get a yeast infection from fucking black dudes

The system seems desperate into promoting her.

She's a big guy, for you: the movie

>her

So you're saying you aren't her?

Don't post threads like this on this website. Only truthful posts are allowed.

She looks like a lesbian gym coach that makes high school girls uncomfortable in the locker room.

lost

what a hideous pig goblin

Did the chosen people put a curse on Lee?

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god they probably have to reinforce every set she's on tenfold

Jesus Christ, leo looks worse than me and I look like shit these days

>t. Zizek

It's due to global warming.

yes, you kill yourself and then everybody laughs and is happy

Welp, never thought I'd say this, but I now find Amy schumer attractive.

youtube.com/watch?v=YEXmu89_E8o

Amy Schumer 2011 stand up comedy.

Worst, "comedy", Ever.

Also, she makes a fat joke.

this is probably going to be a real thing

The autobiographical account of how you fucked Bill Clinton to jumpstart your career.

>The year is 2032
>You are Ms. Lee
>You just escaped capture from some crazy redneck in the middle of nowhere
>You make your way to the nearest police station to tell them what happened
>They look at you like you are crazy, they must be in on it
>You try to leave but they chase you
>The rookie cop Donald corners you and tells you that you must go back
>He picks you up and throws you in a room with a mirror that's too tall for you to see yourself
>Donald enters licking his lips "you sure look tasty"
>You start to scream and cry as he laughs, because you think he wants to rape you and eat you but not in that order
>You jump on the table and to a back kick knocking Donald down
>You are shocked what you see
>You are looking into a mirror, this can't be right you say
>You are ms. Piggy Lee from the Muppets


Well Sup Forums should I be a writer or what