>Following the long hot summer of 1932, wild emus in the Murchison district of Western Australia went on the rampage in search of food and water - much to the chagrin of local farmers who feared for their crops.
Now imagine, you're a farmer living with your family in absolute middle of buttfuck nowhere when suddenly pic related appears on your land and begins to eat, drink, shit on and generally destroy all that they encounter.
Worst of all, you will run out of bullets before the Outback runs out of emus. These creatures are aggressive, especially the males and they quickly rid your farm of an entire years worth of work.
Now you are completely trapped, your kids have been taken by the Emus and your wife is mortally injured after being kicked repeatedly by their deadly legs. You have no food, you have no water and the radio is only repeating the message that the army is in full retreat from the Emu threat.
Eventually, you die - either from the emus themselves or from simple starvation. A few years later people wander onto your former home and find your skeletons bleaching inside.
The only way the Australians could save themselves was by building a fence to hold them back, and in recent years there has been increasing surges in the numbers of the Emus, eventually they will break through. I don't think Australia will survive a second Emu War.
> “the tough, prolific, gangling marauder of the sand plains whose species, ever since the beginning of agriculture in the State, has invaded, in a frenzy of hunger, some of the finest defenses at the time of our machine gun deployment to shear off heads and limbs with voracious beaks and to trample with great webbed feet 100 men into the earth for each one eaten.”
These flightless Aryans are going to help us reclaim the British Empire.
Oliver Harris
Nice digits.
Ethan Carter
>nervousshitposter.jpg
Jaxon Johnson
Kek'd and checked.
Jaxon Long
You killed my Great Uncle Bruce.
Austin Thompson
you worthless wiggers, no wonder britain kicked you out.
Josiah Sanders
Ahahahah BTFO auscucks!
Jaxon Rogers
It might be asking a little too much, but can you do Melbourne while you're at it?
Lucas Butler
No it's true, Emus are basically the modern day descendants or equivalent of Raptors. Imagine if instead of kicking they clawed the shit out of you like a bear swipe, and instead of a beak they had a mix of crocodile and pit bull jaws.
Dinosaurs are cool as shit. Oh sorry I'm on Sup Forums it's supposed to be (((dinosaurs)))
Oliver Long
How does Emu meat taste?
Jayden Hill
>implying a creature as based as pic related wouldnt browse Sup Forums
Kevin Wright
round 2
Dominic Rivera
Who would win in a war? Emus or the Chinese?
Gavin Gutierrez
WTF IS THAT AUS_WITZ?
Levi Long
"It's time to prep the bird, John"
Carter Nelson
Emus and Chinese would work together.
It would be a bugger ay?
Owen Bell
The Bogans think we forgot the Feathercaust.
They were wrong.
Lucas Clark
Not if those emu penises have aphrodisiac properties.
Jace Sullivan
I dunno, how would it taste to feast upon a mighty beast of hell? That's what Emu tastes like.
Christian Martin
this is too fucking good
Robert James
F
Isaac Green
Entire Australian army vs 1 billion starved dehydrated emus on full rampage Who wins?
Cameron Harris
Everyone.
Levi Nguyen
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Aaron Price
Shouldn't have banned guns. We sent some, but they couldn't pass through the gun-free zone forcefield.
Jonathan Sullivan
S E N D H E L P
Dylan Watson
How's Australia going to be split up after the Great Emu War 3 is over?
Can Denmark have Ayers Rock?
David Lee
You can have Tasmainia desu
Grayson Foster
that looks like a emu hive nest. we have to enter an kill their the queen.
Adam Sullivan
Im sure princess Mary will appreciate that
Landon Brown
Why were the abbos allowed to live there? Were they just livestock for the emus or did they offer sacrifices to appease them?
I think the key to a lasting peace lies there. Huff some petrol so you can enter the dreamtime to find out and report back.
Brody Sullivan
if you die of starvation with all that fine bbq material around you deserve it.
Kevin Walker
Making Plans/Gathering the Clans.wav
>Are you ready for a war
Jonathan Williams
Antifreeze is good as well. So sweet.
Aiden Watson
population dropping dramatically Tony Abbott fighting off emus in budgie smugglers
Nathan Nelson
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Levi Bailey
Cassowaries are way worse than emu's
Nicholas Moore
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Isaiah Reyes
Time to toss the bird, John.
It may be the only way they'll let you live in this Post-Australian society.