How do I explain to my Capitalist Jewish family that I'm an Anarcho-Communist?

How do I explain to my Capitalist Jewish family that I'm an Anarcho-Communist?

Just say you're going undercover.

You tell them you are a faggot.

Tell them oy vey it's anodda Shoah.

With or without telling them about the weed?

marry a shiksa and have children with her, it will put some spice on it

Son im dissapoint.

>anarcho
>communist

But these two are mutually exclusive.

Are you ok, op?

Why?

What makes them mutually exclusive?

"Mom, dad, I'm a joke"

"Hey you are not allowed to make economic contracts however you want!"

"You are allowed to do whatever you want!"

Communism doesn't have to have a fully closed market. And anarcho doesn't have to be full anarchy.

Fucking fascist

You tell them that your political stance is a chaotic equal and let them figure it out from there.

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go to your doctor and when you get diagnosed as clinically retarded your parents will understand anything you say

>anarcho communist

what

then again, not as retarded as anarcho capitalism lmao

Don't worry I'm sure they'll be fine with you being a Jewish pawn.

Just say you have found a new way to exploit the goyems, mr. Goldberg.

>anarchy doesn't mean no government
wew lad

Leave the gas on for ages and when they get home light a match

I'm sure your mum's husband might be a bit pissed off.

Probably best just to lay low for a while until you stop being retarded

You should kys and leave a note, that will get the message across.

Suicide would be a dead giveaway