Terrified Indian villagers take cover on their roofs and balconies as a rampaging LION slaughters a cow and stalks the...

>Terrified Indian villagers take cover on their roofs and balconies as a rampaging LION slaughters a cow and stalks the streets
>A lioness entered a village where she killed and devoured a cow in front of locals
>The big cat fled after a truck pulled up behind and drove slowly to shoo her away
>Onlookers perched on balconies and walls over looking the street and the lion
>Locals say the lion returned later that night to finishing eating the dead cow

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Oh my god this is terrible
The poor Indian people can't even set foot in the streets for fear of the lion


where will they poop now

ban assault lions

>all those people 30 feet away

>I could totally outrun a lion

you don't have to outrun the lion, you just have to outrun the slowest guy in the crowd

Firearms would take care of this pretty quickly.

A FUCKING BURGER

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BASED LIONESS

Fuck cows and fuck gaurakshaks and cow vigilantism. I wish all indian cows got some disease and died.

Jesus Christ pajeets are beta

In Africa lions are known to flee on sight from Maasai school girls

Lion slaughters a cow in India ?!

>uh oh

That lion doesn't even care

It just finished eating the cow, that fool is just laying down digesting it
Like how your fatass sits on the couch after eating a double whopper with cheese

Why don't they start shitting on it from the roof? I heard depending on how spicy the curry was indians can launch their shit a good 10-15 ft.

>liberals will try to defend right of lion to eat indians
>after they eradicated all wolves in the Europe

>SlavicwerewolfatPC.jpg

Finish eating*

One ruble deposited to your account. Your family avoids gulag. For now.

>be indian
>taking early morning dump on poo avenue
>lioness mauls and eats me
space program, super power by 2020

I want to be rammed in the ass by a big buff lion.

Living in India is like LARPing Dwarf Fortress

Also
>build your villages where lions live
>complain about the lion infestation
Truly Indians are the most arrogant race.

>LION slaughters a cow
does this mean their god is angry with them ?

kek

No you don't their dicks have barbs that would rip your asshole apart and kill you from exsanguination.

They're more like keratinous spines than fish hooks, user.

Besides, my genetically engineered male escort lions will have superdicks specifically designed for their job.

Honestly, I never even knew there were lions in India

FPBP

>cows are holy
>not cleaning up the mess
>just leave the holy corpse there to be eaten
The only thing more holy than cows in india is being lazy lol.

There were lions basically all over the Eurasian continent. They were incredibly successful predators. You had European grey lions in Greece (extincted by the Romans), Barbary lions in Barbary and the Atlas mountains (extincted in the 1950s by the Berbers), African lions, East Indian lions, and then from about the middle of the subcontinent Westwards you have tigers because it all turns into jungle. The lions never make it to Chinese savannah because they can't penetrate the Indian subcontinent, so West is all Bengal tigers and Siberian tigers.

Lions never make it to Northern Europe.

Big cats are the superior predator on the planet, tbqh. They can handle virtually any environment - leopards in the jungles, cheetahs on the plains, lions in the savannahs, and the mountains, tigers in the jungles and tundras. Only bears compare. Cats are qter.

Lions are the best because they have the aesthetics of cats but the social temperament of dogs.

Burger

that's nothing. in the last episode of planet earth 2 they showed leopards hunting in the outskirts of some indian shithole. imagine that.

You uhhh, you really like lions there don't you pal?

what a terrible event

for the lion

Poo on roof?

Pretty sure the old lady next to him would run slower.

I feel bad for them.

Imagine being the fiercest predator on the planet, descended from royal bloodlines and entrusted with the torch of a dying race, fighting tooth and claw to survive every day of your life in a natural epic millennia in the making, and then being trapped in fucking India.

which pixel is the old lady?

I see the British are still in control of India.

Do mountain lion is the USA count :D

Go play with your eagles, De'shavius.

On a serious note, no. Cougars are more feline than panther, genetically speaking. They're also way smaller than leopards, which are themselves really small.

>that arabic text

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Based nip banter

LMAO BITCH NIGGAS U MAD YOU AIN'T GOT LIONS ROAMING THE STREETS YOU GOT NIGGERS INSTEAD

Pajeet send me a lion pls.

Lions are overrated.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jmv516y6s0w

Stop shitposting on Sup Forums and answer the goddamn phone, Raj, I've been holding the line for like 25 minutes already.

>poo in da loof

Yeah me too just want to give a fucking meter reading, must have had a large curry last night and filling up the street with POO

Fuck, just realized the subliminal message...

Will eating Kek give me his blessing?

They were real fucking tasty.

Let's ask him.
What do you say kek?

No. Sorry about that.

And it will land you in jail for shooting a lion.

Unlike you, some of us can afford milk for our tea.

>Britain's national animal just murdered a Hindu god
Woah

Lion is the vehicle of Goddess Durga

>milk tea
reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE
POO IN THE LOO NOT IN YOUR FUCKING TEA

There is no such goddess.

oshit sorry lads

We love our tea, don't joke about it. -.-

Durga is.

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dude.. you know drinking warm tea with milk is a really normal thing right?

its ok desu

even indians think lions are more valuable than them?

I may as well start the (You)'s

>American Education


youtube.com/watch?v=M4t0aeTX954

>Poaching/killing of endangered and National Animals will land you in Jail

>Conveying or carrying animals whether in or upon any vehicle, in any manner or position which causes discomfort, pain or suffering is a punishable offence under two Central Acts. Section 11(1)(d) Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, (Transport of Animal) Rules, 2001 and Motor Vehicles Act 1978.

>Disturbing or destroying eggs or nests of birds and reptiles or chopping a tree having nests of such birds and reptiles or even attempting to do so constitutes to hunting and attracts a punishment of a fine of up to Rs. 25000, or imprisonment of up to seven years or both. Section 9, Wildlife (Protection) Act, 1972.

>Capturing, trapping, poisoning or baiting of any wild animal or even attempting to do so is punishable by law, with a fine of up to Rs. 25000 or imprisonment of up to seven years or both. Section 9, Wildlife (Protection) Act, 1972.

>Teasing, feeding or disturbing the animals in a zoo and littering the zoo premises is an offence punishable by a fine of Rs. 25000 or imprisonment of up to three years or both. Section 38J, Wildlife (Protection) Act, 1972.

>Cosmetics tested on animals and the import of cosmetics tested on animals is banned. Rules 148-C and 135-B of Drugs & Cosmetics Rules, 1945.

>Organizing of or participating in or inciting any animal fight is a cognizable offence. Section 11(1)(m)(ii) and Section 11(1)(n), PCA Act, 1960.

>Animal sacrifice is illegal in every part of the country. Rule 3, Slaughterhouse Rules, 2001.

> Bears, monkeys, tigers, panthers, lions and bulls are prohibited from being trained and used for entertainment purposes, either in circuses or streets. Section 22(ii), PCA Act, 1960.

>Monkeys are protected under the Wildlife (Protection)Act, 1972 and cannot be displayed or owned.

>Neglecting an animal by denying her sufficient food, water, shelter and exercise or by keeping him chained/confined for long hours is punishable by a fine or imprisonment of up to 3 months or both. Section 11(1)(h), PCA Act, 1960

>Stray dogs that have been operated for birth control cannot be captured or relocated by anybody including any authority. ABC Rules, 2001.

>No animal (including chickens) can be slaughtered in any place other than a slaughterhouse. Sick or pregnant animals shall not be slaughtered. Rule 3, of Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, (Slaughterhouse) Rules, 2001 and Chapter 4, Food Safety and Standards Regulations, 2011.

>Abandoning any animal for any reason can land you in prison for up to three months. Section 11(1)(i) and Section 11(1)(j), PCA Act, 1960.

>To kill or maim any animal, including stray animals, is a punishable offence. IPC Sections 428 and 429.

>It is the fundamental duty of every citizen of India to have compassion for all living creatures. Article 51A(g).

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I'd love to chuck a rock at it and go to town.

Why doesnt anyone chuck a molotov at it? i'd shoot it, but i assume theyre too broke for guns

We have cheetahs, leopards, White/snow leopards, White/Snow Tiger, Bengal Tiger, Indian Lion, Clouded leopard, Black leopard

>i'd shoot it, but i assume theyre too broke for guns
See -> The reason they are not killing it is because they can spend a lifetime in prison for that.

>Cosmetics tested on animals and the import of cosmetics tested on animals is banned. Rules 148-C and 135-B of Drugs & Cosmetics Rules, 1945.

but we aren't testing it on animals we test it on your people

You can use our sub-humans as much as you can

>Disturbing or destroying eggs or nests of birds and reptiles or chopping a tree having nests of such birds and reptiles or even attempting to do so constitutes to hunting and attracts a punishment of a fine of up to Rs. 25000, or imprisonment of up to seven years or both. Section 9, Wildlife (Protection) Act, 1972.
Is this because of Indian beliefs, or is it a necessity to conserve the remaining wildlife? The other laws make some sense as animal rights, but this one is pretty aggressive.

Hinduism mate. So yeah, it is about beliefs.

Ahmed detected

excellent

I know how it works, I was just wondering if there was a specific circumstance behind that one. I guess not.

The total inability to injure or even disturb animals is a bit much, I think. Indians have clearly adapted to this by becoming anti-nature consumerists, so I think you guys might be doing the exact opposite of what you intend. I'm not sure Indians really feel strongly about this, either. I get the impression that even when you guys care, you tend to bend or ignore the rules when it suits you.

There's plenty of wildlife around me in America. I don't see how I'm different from them as an animal; I have no reason to mess with them, but eating prey is part of nature. I feel like Indians are going to get completely confused about the nature of humanity and the world around them.

I wouldn't go around torturing wild animals or strays, but I see Indians do it on a regular basis as well as polluting everything in sight. Niggers and Chinese too. I'm happy to hunt the animals around me and I still feel compassion for them enough to preserve their environment and adopt them into society. Am I wrong to think Indians don't really give a shit about animals?

The poo in loo's are generally pretty cool with their wild animals. In any less enlightened country, the lion would have been killed.

Feline AIDS is no laughing matter.

That accurately describes the plight of modern Western people.

Except I'd take Pajeets over socialists any day.