Are you all ready to die in World War III to defend NATO ally Turkey?

Are you all ready to die in World War III to defend NATO ally Turkey?

Yeah I was getting kind of bored with my usual life, wouldn't mind getting drafted to go kill some mudslimes

I won't fight for Turkey.
Fuck them, they deserve it!

Ill defect asap to my slavic cousin on the other side

No way, know turks and know russians. Easy to decide = I would support the russians.

This is the solution.

No

Nope totally will turn coat the second it is convenient, Canada is not worth fighting for, Turkey should burn.

>NATO countries
basically synonym for cuckoldry

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>tfw technical expert for an army contractor
Hehehehehehe

What's nato?

I'd rather die for a turk than a russkie. Hell, I'd die to destroy russkies.

Nah son, let Russia pound them and we get back Constantinople

pffft haha you euro cucks seriously think we'll swoop in to save the day? nope we're gonna ally with russia, only country that isn't cucked like the rest of you

>NATO vs Russia/China/Best Korea

Would have to be the nukes that settle it.

I will defect to Russian side to kill some kebab. Nobody in my country will put their lives for turks.

Good on you brate

Saving one authoritarian shithole from another authoritarian shithole? No thanks

>Country
Portugal
>Are you ready to die for[...] to defend[...]?
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Within this list I'd fight for Belgium because we owe them but that's it. The rest can die.

Lol. No one likes Turkey.

I'd rather stab myself to death than defend roaches.

>Are you all ready to die in World War III to defend NATO ally Turkey?

I would rather spend 30 years in prison than fight for Turkish cockroaches

Why would anyone like Turkey?

Erdogan threatened to "open the floodgates" and release millions of refugees that would destabilise the bordering countries, he basically weaponsised people

Defend them against whom? Russia and Turkey are best buddies.

It's times like this you appreciate how much your country isn't in NATO. Good luck leaf's, no doubt you will be the first over the top again.

Good thing we gtfo

Upon declaration I will be making first flight to St Petersburg to enlist in glorious Soviet nation of Bears.

I'm ready to laugh at the Easterners that actually border Russia

Any war anti islam is good for me.

I'd say the people weaponized themselves, but he managed to harness that weapon.

Any war that is anti Islam is good for everyone in general lol

Meanwhile Finland and Sweden is chilling without the protection. Fuck you fuccbois we going solo

Regardless of who weaponised who, Erdogan is gonna get what's coming to him, hopefully

im sorry, you must have misread the post, you will be defending the mudslimes, not killing them

Agreed~!

You should get rid of your bastard prime minister first and get someone who actually loves Sweden

You've been pissing your pants in fear for a year or so, GG on your own

Is this like canada oretending their lifestyle is not protected by the military power to the south that would not allow an enemy state to invade its neighbour to the north?

Hell no fuck those roaches

You seriously think Britain will honour the agreement and put our boys' lives at risk for some fucking roaches?

R E M O V E K E B A B
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good choice lad

Fuck Turkey. They deserve everything they get and I hope Trump helps Putin rape them.

Why? They're your mongol brothers

the integral flaw of NATO (besides the fact that it's US + pals) is that actually nobody will honour article 5 unless the US itself triggers it

Not really...

If I could choose birth lottery I'd choose Estonia

So what you're saying is Russia can attack them and it can only come to place unless USA says so?
Can January 20th come faster please?

Removing kebab and nuggers.
AWW YEA.

it's still vital for the US international standing to appear to be everywhere and to defend their "allies"
It's just that NATO is a bit of a paper tiger for this purpose because it implies that France or UK would take a nuke for Latvia which is preposterous

I'd defend Estonia tho

TIL Albania is NATO

No. I don't suck Russia's cock unlike a lot of people here, but out of all the NATO countries that deserve to be defended from invaders, it sure as hell isn't Turkey.

aw hell no

WEST MONGOLIA IS BEST MONGOLIA

>poland
>allying with russia

Kick the roaches out of Nato, reclaim Cyprus, reclaim constantinople.

JFC Fuller called Russia the northern Turk

Why is Uranus a doctor?

I'm fighting for Russia.

Good choice Polski brate :^)

me too

Hope you guys have some lube left over

Turks = Kebab Gypsies

Kebab removal will feel so good.

No, because Russia isn't going to do shit, as usual.

You will die for Justin's friends and you will like it

>country

Tfw not in NATO

/Comfy/

Fuck NATO. It's a shame that we'll be fucked anyway.

Even if war broke up, NATO wouldn't take part on it.
NATO is a defense treaty, if one of the countries stirs up shit, they are on their own.

Ready to backstab Turdey and kill roaches in the name of Putin.

>dieing in the best war there ever was

Haha no

I'd rather ally with Russia.

Yes. That's how it works.

An attack on one is an attack on all.

Russia could have joined, but no, now we all die.

Russia should be in nato and Turkey needs to gtfo

tfw you gonna be conscripted because one Muslim had to poke the Russian bear

>I'd rather die for a turk than a russkie. Hell, I'd die to destroy russkies.

Thank you based Finn. We have your back.

I'm honestly ready to die over anything at this point.

>pffft haha you euro cucks seriously think we'll swoop in to save the day? nope we're gonna ally with russia, only country that isn't cucked like the rest of you

Hello Ivan.

Obvious KGB is obvious.

>I would rather spend 30 years in prison than fight for Turkish cockroaches

We can arrange that.

Its like a really big cartel with great weapons

I joined Kuperjanov for that edgy emblem.
It was worth it.

Maybe if Turkey would stop provoking war.

At this point, Russia can invade Turkey and it would have been entirely provoked by Turkey.

How would a "war" even work these days? Germans don't even get any military training anymore. There is nothing our country could do. Also I'm pretty sure the majority would rather fight for Russia than for Turkey

Would honestly be interesting to see how much support turkey would get.

even i won't fight.

i will be vigilante, rape some greek mixed beauty anzu like girls-steal money and food.

join me if you want

NONE OF YOU WILL BE FIGHTING FOR SHIT BECAUSE IF PUTIN INVADES TURKEY, AMERICA NUKES RUSSIA.

Who the fuck let Albania in nato

>fatzu
>beauty
lmao ok virgin boi

>Nuclear war breaks out
>Everybody dies
>Turkey is fine

genius

SHIT
ITS A TRAP

t.
multi level cuckold

Who do you think? Lolololol

Please wait another six months before WWIII. I'll be 27 and out of the first draft age bracket.

yes it means to kill vodka niggers i am in.

>defend NATO ally Turkey

t. mehmet

>poortugal
>sPain
>greece
Lromania
>serbia (not sure)
>belgium
>iceland
>all those other irrelevant countries
What the fuck?

Literally all you need is USA, UK, France, and Germany. Italy and Canada are okay too I guess.