Left-wing nationalism is *always* retarded

>Attempt to secede from the United States because you find that it is too right-wing, traditionalist, and doesn't represent your values

>Russia is your only ally

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Russia is their only ally because russia can colonize their asses easily

California would be pretty viable as an independent country--it's not all shitlib, we grow a lot of the nation's food, and we have nuclear weapons.

The problem is, the only retards serious about Californian Nationalism are the idiots who think that the constitution should include a provision to be an Apache Helicopter if one so chooses

Russia supports any secessionist or anti-establishment movement in its competing states.

Still, its fun, and i support Calexit wholeheartedly due to it making any chance of a democrat victory in the future impossible.

So, if I'm from california, and I'm living outside the country, does that mean I risk having an invalid passport?

doesnt california need fresh water from other states to survive?

what would they do if they seceded and trump decided to turn off the taps

CALIFORNIA YES
TOP FUKKEN KEK

>Commiefornia secedes
>Entire state dies of thirst within 3 weeks because they get all their water from neighboring states
>Mexican cartels move in
>start selling water at cocaine prices
>remaining Commiefornian survivors are either pushed into accepting the prices or are beheaded in the streets of LA
>Every single nigger in Commiefornia is slaughtered en masse by Mexicans because they hate Niggers ten times more than Niggers hate eachother
>The few liberals that have managed to survive do so purely on a diet of cartel semen and self-loathing
>But at least they're tolerant of other cultures

California could just make an expeditionary adventure to the Colorado River, and capture it to secure our agricultural output potential.

Afterall, it'd be something that could probably be negotiated out of any settlement with the United States--assuming there isn't a long, bloody war precluding that.

>what would they do if they seceded and trump decided to turn off the taps
He wouldn't he would just charge them into oblivion and buy their land after they default.

>assuming there isn't a long, bloody war precluding that.
Kek
Cali-shit lasting longer then 3 days before getting beat out.
What world you living in?

statemaster.com/graph/mil_tot_mil_rec_arm_nav_air_for-recruits-army-navy-air-force

With what army? Most recruits of the military come from texas, and Commiefornia is down the list as 25´th state, way behind many smaller ones.

A world where the United States is incompetent, bumbling and declining. Don't expect Trump to change any of that, except perhaps the will of California to stay within the US (Remember, once you get rid of all of the illegal voters, there aren't nearly as many Dems here as it seems)

The US Government already occupies every strategic point in California. It'd literally be over before it began.

> militarybases.com/california/

...

>we have nuclear weapons.
Uhhh what. That's retarded. The nukes are of the United States of America. Good luck keeping hold of the nukes if you secede.

Why do people assume that California is just this bastion of liberalism? We have more illegal voters than any other state in America by a far margin, and that greatly tilted the axis towards Hillary--and Even in places like SF, you have Trump voters with Trump signs in their window, not giving a fuck.

And who was doing the rioting in Burlingame when Trump decided to make an appearance? Illegals of course!

Now now, going that line of thought will inevitably end us up in the whole "dudebros: My ar-15 will..." line of shitposting.

Right of secession is something many states would like to leverage against the central government, so Calexit might have some odd bedfellows backing them up.

>Southern Californian here
>mfw All of these sjw fags from San Francisco and Niggers from Los Angeles try to go along with this shit.

YES PLEASE KEK. MAKE IT SO. CALEXIT 2020. 3RD WORLD NATION BY 2024. LIBERAL PRESIDENT NEVER AGAIN. SHADILAY, THY WILL BE DONE.

California was our rightful clay once, before migrants & refuges from western Europe ruined everything. Though I fail to understand how liberal mind working
>Russia rigged our elections, we need to secede!
>let's open embassy of our yet-to-be country in Russia!

>Northern Californian

Mfw Southern California is literally 3rd world and they have the audacity to bitch about San Franciso

>california starts a civil war
>over water

Can't make this shit up. I live here and I wouldn't mind forcing this state to drink the shitskins bath water. It's only the future this state chose...

California declaring independence and then getting viciously swallowed up by Mexican drug cartels is the only way they'll ever learn that their blue state bullshit is a fucking joke.

Northern is just a small town shithole.
Southern is a High-crimerate shithole.
I already have plans on leaving California as a whole, and yes, I've lived in Northern California.

Well, for all intents and purposes, embassies are first and foremost as outposts to spy on its host nation.

You should let your comrades know they might have to bee on the lookout for neon-haired dykes trying to infiltrate the orthodox church, the KGB and UnitedRussia party.

>implying San Francisco isn't 3rd world

bitch your city was ranked number one in homeless and you let them shit and dump their needles in the streets. On top of that you let fags fuck each other in public. Oohh so progressive so tolerant

memeing for this to happen. they'll come crying back.

Our city has a class problem, like any normal city, but it is far more wealthy than it is poor, and any metric will show you this (by some metrics, it is almost as wealthy as Zurich, Switzerland).

LA meanwhile has the highest poverty rate of any city in the nation and is filled with muds of the worst kind.

>give them independence
>invade them
>don't give them back their electoral college votes
>never see a cucked government in the US again

>never see a cucked government in the US again

crack down on illegal voting, and that would already be a reality

Guys I got accepted to San Diego state, might go there for undergrad.

Is San Diego bad?

>California would be pretty viable as an independent country
>has one of the only two marine training bases in the country
No, it would not be viable. It is completely integrated with the USA, and separation is entirely unrealistic.

In Russia of all places, AHAHAHAHA.

Did they get over the hacking already?

At least we're not overrun by Mexicans.

Illegal voting is actually secondary, since most of those votes happen in democrat strongholds anyway. It does not matter if 2 million, or 20 million illegals vote for hillary, if they all do it in a state that was voting for democrat anyway due to its ethnicity, those votes are more or less "spoiled".

Americas problem is demographic, since at this moment there are more non-whites born than whites, so once they reach voting age, republicans will never win again.

>san francisco isn't shitty because LA is worse

nice logic

California only survives because of America. The second it leaves all of its money leaves.

>try to get away from Trump
>turn to Russia
>Trump was there a year early
>still secede, go commie isolationist sudoku
finally

I can't wait. We should really encourage a campaign for the left to move to the IRC.

SF isn't shitty because SF isn't shitty. It's the most expensive city in America for a great reason.

LA meanwhile is just shit.

>Trump-Putin alliance 4lyfe
>Meanwhile Russia supports a fucking independence movement from one of our states

What the fuck you vodka niggers

> we grow a lot of the nation's food
Using federal grants. The only part of the country that produces food at a financial gain is the midwest. You are a nigger californian, I swear to god, I can smell it though the internet.

>California imports most of its electricity from other states, especially Texas
>independent
fucking kek

California is also the greatest spender by ratio of federal money. California is a giant nigger moneypit, and I bet you are a shitlib.

>>Trump-Putin alliance 4lyfe
>>meanwhile a member of the Gülen movement murders a russian ambassador
>>Muricans still hold the head gülenist in their state, granting them free reign.

>Can shit in the streets and on sidewalks lawfully
>Not a shitty city

>we grow a lot of the nation's food
you do. but not in the liberal parts of cali

Nope--Voted for Trump.

aren't there any POC attending these meetings?

North Dakota would have the best chance of succeeding alone, providing the USA and Canada didn't block trade through their countries. More oil that Saudi arabia. Produces enough wheat and everything else to feed millions with a population of 500,000. If ND succeeded and had national socialism... wow I would come so hard. (nd fag)

We keep the North. Independent Californicucks only get the blue.

>No fucking water
>Massive fucking debt
>Mexico 2.0
That's 3 places you're wrong kiddo

And us CA military men are all the fucking red parts of this LA/SF/SD/Sacramento oligarchy

good luck growing food without water
and those nukes belong to the united states of america not commiefornia

Russia is bro tier for pushing them to do it because the dems will never win an election again without their honeypot

Similar loon bags have been trying to split the state in two for 50 years. Never close to being successful.

So this is going nowhere.

I wish they would try it.
>inb4 crops/military
You won't be growing jack shit without water from NV, and the military would be recalled out of the state along with all their gear.
Even the farmers would bail because they're all red district voters and know better than to stay.

>class problem

>tfw the Russians hack the California secession vote

>russian tourism
I dont think russians can afford 9$ coffees

The last time states seceded, the initial outbreak of war was because they tried to take over federal bases.

Given that both gun owners and military members leaned heavily toward Trump, it's unlikely that Calexiters would be able to take the bases.

Source?

We do have a class problem also though

Mainly just that top part

u still don't understand? Russia is supporting everyone who is against the west establishment. They support the far left as well as the far right with money in europe and doing the same in the US.

I thought we were #strongertogether

>southerners can kill other Americans in defense of slavery but California is stupid here

a lot of the nation's food, and we have nuclear weapons.

You have NO nuclear weapons. The US Government owns those.

It also owns 45.8% of the land in California.
ballotpedia.org/Federal_land_ownership_by_state

Good luck with that.

>southerners can kill other Americans in defense of slavery but California is stupid here
How can one Russian shill be so fucking wrong on so many levels.
First Southerners didn't kill Northerners over slaves most just fought for state rights and taxation just like the colonial faggots did.
Second California couldn't do shit it would be on it's own and get BTFO worse then the South did.

>it'd be something that could probably be negotiated out of any settlement with the United States

Fucking lel, you wouldn't even get a good chunk of California's *current* territory. Sacramento and everything north of it would be cut off as part of the secession treaty to form Jefferson state. And that's the very best deal California could hope for.

San Diego is a lunchstop for wetbacks on their way to L.A.

This. You hippies arent walking away with our property.

Have you heard the term "clawback"?

TFW leftists in America hate American traditions. They couldn't be further from nationalists. Watch the rallies from the Trump camp and the Clinton camp and tell me what the differences are between color schemes, music played, and the chants used. tldr leftists worldwide hate their own nations in the 21st century, aka are below average IQ.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Ross,_California
Fort Ross (Russian: Фopт-Pocc), originally Fortress Ross (Кpѣпocть Poccъ, tr. Krepostʹ Ross), is a former Russian establishment on the west coast of North America in what is now Sonoma County, California, in the United States. It was the hub of the southernmost Russian settlements in North America from 1812 to 1842. It has been the subject of archaeological investigation and is a California Historical Landmark, a National Historic Landmark, and on the National Register of Historic Places. It is part of California's Fort Ross State Historic Park.

>he thinks California would be allowed to keep the nukes

No. San Diego is pretty awesome, actually. Many friends went there to go to college and all of them stayed.

Fucking autists. You think the Feds would let all that money disappear?

>2019
>Great War of progression has been raging for 2 years
>with my limp waisted and underdeveloped body I sneak into the military base
>nobody acknowledges my presence as I assume my xir form KEKINBRA!
>I stand at before the last opportunity to nuke the last stronghold of bigotry
>then a flash and I am reminded of the late great Justin Trudeau
>"if you nuke your enemies, they win" and then the feed was cut
>I can't do it
>days later I cross over the border to Ciszona
>get shot
;_; this is our future senpai

>2019
>get cycled out from the front after the siege of Folsom
>border posting in Arizona
>patrollingthemovajewillmakeyouwishforanuclearwinter.webm
>see some hungry skeleton stumbling his way towards the line
>dyed hair and thick frame glasses
>youhavetogoback.jpg
>line up the crosshairs and pull
>wonder when the California section of the wall will be done

Shit