Geologist here, my other mates have been warning about yellowstone for years now, and finally it looks like it's going to happen any geological second now.
Animals are fleeing the park, tourists are in awe over activity at the park, all flocking to see a geyser going off consistently now every hour. This has never happened before. The fish in the lakes have left the area for better conditions. It's insane.
I will believe you with out any evidence what's so ever. Thanks.
Hunter Myers
Guess it's geological time to find a new lake.
Julian Phillips
Maybe this is what kek warned us about on the 17th?
Cooper Lewis
Run.
Colton Parker
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Angel Diaz
where?
Isaiah Miller
>any geological second now >aussie flag
piss off m8 sage. australia now leaf tier shitposting wtf
Levi Torres
In America.
Easton Lee
>le psychic animals sense disasters meme
Sebastian Myers
yesterday an user said there would be a civil war in burgerland starting today
now you expect me to believe this even though its clear that you didn't even put in any effort. just fuck off stop trying to get my hopes up for nothing
Gavin Flores
The Oil Tycoons are looking forward to this moment; it'll be the day that those fucking tree huggers quit it with their god damned Climate Change Bullshit.
Jacob Johnson
Tfw live in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
Welp boys, its been a good time.
Dylan Gonzalez
>the fish are leaving the lake
Isaac Scott
>The fish in the lakes have left the area for better conditions let that sink in. >lake.
Isaac Nelson
Animals aren't fleeing the park; they are disappearing...
That's called extinction...
David Sullivan
You just expect them to die?
Samuel Jones
How long is a geological second?
Zachary Robinson
Aussie Fag with teh sht post
Jaxon Diaz
The fish have left in a helicopter
Carson Russell
>Animals are fleeing the park
Allow me to take a guess: all the roos, koalas and dingos, right?
Jordan Kelly
get out where? to fucking mars? when yellowstone blows it'll take this entire continent out
Jackson Howard
pretty normal everyday stuff in America, you pansy aussie nancy boy
Gabriel Wilson
You do know rivers can attach to lakes right?
Camden Price
Approximately ten thousand years.
Parker Collins
Let me guess, the birds are flying south, and everything else is missing because they're FUCKING HIBERNATING.
The geysers go off all the time because that's what they do. You literally described every winter in Yellowstone.
Chase Hughes
go back to fucking your kangaroo neighbor M8
Easton Turner
Lakes are by definition, navigable... So connected by rivers. Not saying OP isn't a faggot though
Cameron Lee
>google images says op is a fag
Lincoln Reyes
EVERYONE IS LEAVING YELLOWSTONE. EVERY ANIMAL. PERSON. BIRD. EVERYTHING IS RUNNING AWAY. I WANT TO RUN TOO, BUT I AM JUST A NEET. I HAVE NO CAR. I CAN JUST SENSE SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Robert Mitchell
>Any geological second
So within the next 1-2 hundred thousand years?
Cameron Foster
Never forget that emus btfo ausies
Liam Scott
This volcano is just any old diamond dozen... It's the large league. It's an Earth destroyer. Donald Trump won't stop this one.
Joseph Wright
Nonsense. I live across the street from Yellowstone and I haven't noticed any unusual activity, just another normal day here.
Samuel Hall
Its not going to happen.
Lucas Butler
IT'S HAPPENING
Adrian Reed
>Aussie flag >Geologist here Well, this seems like enough proof. Guess it's time to start stockpiling food and water.
Joseph Hill
>Get out now before it's too late.
Where? Space?
The entire globe will be fucked.
Nolan Long
what's it like out there? seems pretty comfy! ya ever go to the Outlaw saloon?
Anthony Martinez
ya lousy bum
Jackson Robinson
Yeah that's quite alarming. I'd be on the road if I ever saw that happening.
Liam King
only Yellowstone and maybe a few miles around it, everywhere else should be fine except for some ash perhaps
Jordan Carter
Guys, something weird is happening in the northern hemisphere. Geese and ducks are fleeing by the millions. Bears are burying themselves in caves. Beavers have begun making fallout shelters of some sort. Even the trees are dropping all their leaves and some sort of white ash-like substance is falling all over the place. It's a strange, milky white fluttery substance that melts into a clear liquid when warmed. It's piling up by the foot in some areas. Lakes have dried up and formed some sort of glass-like shell where water used to be.
I'm so scared I can't even go outside without 3-4 layers of protection.
Chase Hall
>Geologist here lol
Joseph Cooper
>yellowstone is just a normal volcano hahaha, no. Get an education.
William Phillips
UR GONNA BLOW
Jaxon Jackson
GET A TISSUE
YELLOW STONE IS ABOUT TO BLOW ITS LOAD
Matthew Robinson
I lived across from the Outlaw at one point, noisy and full of your stereotypical trash.
I think people in Wyoming are pretty reasonable in general, people generally keep to themselves.
nice! yeah, I was checking out relatively isolated spots (avoiding huge cities, while still retaining an infrastructure) - seems like a place I'd like. Stay safe during the eruption. Cheyenne seems based.
Samuel Russell
Earthquakes are literally jumping out of the ground. Look, I've been a geologist for years now, I know my stuff. You don't see this activity unless an earthquake is happening. It's very concerning.
Hudson Powell
NOOOO!!! YELLOW STONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BLOW WHEN GAY MARRIAGE WAS LEGALIZED! !!
IF IT BLOWS NOW EVERYONE WILL THINK GOD IS AGAINST TRUMP!! REEEEEE!!!!
Gavin Bell
>mfw "whole continent"
Connor Diaz
...
Samuel Gomez
So our oil and farms are fugged but neither country collapses.
Tyler Taylor
Fuck mate, keep me updated. I'm a geologist too.
Mason Rivera
checked and came here to post that.
I think they leave the same way they came, by clinging to bird legs.
Dominic Moore
I'm a geologist, and what is this about earthquakes? I haven't gotten to that part of my doctorate studies yet.
Easton Parker
That's your farm land.
Daniel Harris
you think i'm stupid enough to believe some computer over a random post on a mong basket weaving forum? >stupid like a fox
Alexander Wood
I'm trying trying to make people aware of a potentially horrible event.
Ethan Robinson
Can we use the power of kek and move it to commifornia?
Kayden Wood
>Fish fucking hate rivers
My dude.
Jonathan Lee
>live in michigan >vacation to the frozen lake and look across at the ash rain while relaxing in -20 temperature
comfy
Daniel Allen
yeah. That's all the farm land. Everyone will starve to death.
John Sullivan
the entire world will collapse.
Do you not understand the repercussions of a super volcano going off?
Asher Fisher
>Get out now before it's too late.
Where the fuck am I supposed to go to avoid a potential extinction level event? Space X?
William Roberts
a .3 at .3, that's an explosion of some sort, mining or construction, landslide maybe
Daniel Martinez
Cost of living is pretty cheap still across the state. If you're looking for some good places to stay, Centennial, Encampment are good and near commerce. If you want to be more in the wealthier conservative base, Sheridan, Thermopolis, and Saratoga are good to check out too.
Camden Mitchell
You guys realize that this volcano eruption will only affect middle America right?
Ian Cook
>geological second
Gavin Thompson
>US and Canada lose 80% of their food production capacity right after the eruption
>the countries wouldn't collapse guys :^)
Jack Martin
Let's just push yellowstone somewhere else
Brody Rogers
that's just another power plant idiot thread over everyone leave op has been debunked
Colton Ramirez
I just heard a song on the radio and it had volcano in it i think this could be happening soon days maybe
Matthew Miller
I'm not saying a collapse won't happen, I'm just saying it won't affect us on such a large scale as the retards in this thread think it will :^)
Henry Reed
you realize you're an idiot right?
A global cooling from the ash in the atmosphere would ruin crops world wide creating food shortages and sickness.
Leo Morris
Mongolia is close. Just have horses, weapons and some other people. You'll just kill yourself after a few years if you're alone.
Colton Cruz
thanks, buddy! I appreciate it
Nathan Bell
there's no way you can be this stupid
Thomas Anderson
yr mum is blowing right now
Xavier Collins
Hey OP do you think a "Volcanic winter" could buy us an extra 3-5 years to deal with climate change?
And if this happens, will it lead to massive crop failures which in turn will lead to moar refugees?
Luke King
>no proofs
Alexander Harris
>no snow in pic >middle of december
You expect us to believe that?
Luis Green
If double digits it blows
Ryder Morris
did you just reply to your own post? LARP!!
Cooper Rodriguez
Sounds like fear mongering, but here is a picture of what I was talking about
Adam Brown
>geological second Calm down people, if we are to believe OP we have enough time to go extinct before Yellowstone erupts.