What is life like in Utah with a beautiful mormon wife?

What is life like in Utah with a beautiful mormon wife?

If you believe that there is no God please become a mormon and save the white race.

>>btw mormon chicks are A E S T H E T I C

Yeah, seriously. I saw a Mormon chick selling cookies and she was the most beautiful redhead I've ever seen.

Guy's trust me. It's a cult. A really bad one because they are all willfully ignorant.

It's about the good stuff, but they are just another organization of subversion. They are just as bad as muslims.

Nice, pleasant, quite, and weird and has a jew feeling despite no jews

Yeah, well that's organized religion in a nutshell.

Polygamy is DEGENERATE.

As an exmormon, fuck that state and fuck that cult. user, seriously. It's not worth it.

>white race is literally being exterminated by our governments

>lol guys it's not worth it xD

Fuck you kike faggot

>Beautiful

There are plenty of other whites who aren't cultists for you to fuck.

True they hang pictures of their living prophets on their wall and are converting mudslimes faster than they can hand out gibs that you gave 10% of your earnings to (because they have the tithe). Not to mention that basically every half-intelligent member of the church leaves.

By all means, however, get into a relationship with a Mormon girl and act open to her faith. They're almost pre-redpilled and make good wife material.

t. Guy who nearly converted but got freaked out by their weird shit.

It's great. I actually have two because their family has a weird thing about how twins are magic or something so they can't be split up.

Yeah I don't want a twerking niggerized white whore to wife.

Call it a cult all you want, rabbi.

Hey look a LARPer showed up.

the future belongs to those who are proactive

if you're some blue state dickhead that refuses to protect your children from niggers wth lethal force, you DESERVE to die

the utah mormons are nearly 100% anglo saxon descent, which is why their state is one of the most functional in the country.

I pray to god daily that they expand and eventually establish a new reich

these people are good. what is better in life than spending time with your family and living a life of independence, enslaved to no one, spreading good, law abiding people across the land?

>live action roleplay
>on the internet
Learn what words mean, retard.

Whatever user, enjoy the fucking cult. Don't come crying to me when it gets weird, takes your money, and turns your oh so precious cult wife against you.

>>>/oven/

Get lost kike

not sure if true, but if true, that's amazing

nothing is worse than a modern lifestyle where people live empty lives as slaves for niggerloving corporations, so they can "celebrate" life in dngy bars spending 7 dollars for a drink.

life is celebrated among family and religious friends. nothing is more precious and there's a war against it

>>one of the most functional in the country

Meanwhile they have some of the highest opioid overdose deaths and abnormally high rates of youth suicide.

Wow, sounds great.

Mormon Polygamist here -

It a lot of work, tons of work, and you have to hide it or face all sorts of issues.

99.9% of the Mormons you will meet will be very monogamist.

>not sure if true

Of course it's not true. He's a faggot larper trolling for (you)'s like 95% of this shitty board.

Why not just become a conservative Christian? Why specifically a Mormon?

LDS or FLDS?

Wow who knew being an atheist converted me to judaism automatically , isn't God amazing. I didn't even have to try.

> 100% Anglo Saxon
> ignores the Danish

Yes.

"oy vey goyim raising a traditional family with a loving white wife is cultism!"

Get the fuck out of here faggot.

None of the above. Independent but have ties to the Labaron and AUB. .

>some of the highest
nice equivocation

other states have more poverty, more murder, more rape, more of every other drug problem, and more of every other problem of every other sort

fuck off. people who can't handle the stress of a strict life and job DESERVE to die

other types of crime are these wastes of life harming GOOD people. I HOPE those people kill themselves before they can hurt someone else. that's the DEFINITION of a functional society

If he's a polygamist he's going to be FLDS or one of the other fundamentalist groups.

It's not the white wife traditional family that is cultist you dipshit. Go have your white family, that is just fine.

It's MORMONISM that is the cult part with their backwards-ass doctrines, ordinances, and practices.

Have a little reading comprehension for fucks sake.

danes are the closest living relatives to the english after the dutch. you should know this.

yep, as I said, I have ties to the Labaron's and AUB - my priesthood is from one of the Labaron's branches (Don't care to say which one) I am not in Utah, now east of the Mississippi, but spent time both in Utah and Mexico before heading east.

If you nearly converted you're a fucking retard that will eventually fall for the next scam. It's sad there are people as dependent as you that you can't live without following some rigid ideology made by another dumbass human like you.

Okay rabbi. I think leddit might be more your speed. You should leave.

So if polygamy was my endgame, is it even worth it to convert to Mormonism? It doesn't seem like any normal female member of the community would want to distance themselves from the church so much.

What the fuck is Mormon?

>leaf

>corrupt
>naive
>magic underwear
>and most importantly heretical

>spent time both in Utah and Mexico
Are you that Mexican pepper farmer who used to post here?

>a fucking nip looking down on someone else

2 bombs wasn't enough you slant eyed yellow bastard.

The true Christianity as preached by Jesus Christ.

it's a system that fulfills human needs that logic doesn't.

overall it works, even if you don't believe in their sky zombie

bold words from an english teacher

Like I give a shit. Find some other white Christian girl and have a normal white life sans the weird cult is all I'm saying.

It was me or my brother most likely - I am the one not married to the Korean.

I didn't convert because I believed it, I wanted a hot Aryan wife. The specific ward that was near me was void of any girls my age.

Moved away from Utah because Mormons run the place and ignore or are straight up hostile to outsiders.

Gorgeous women though

Mormon is a term for the faiths that come from the Restoration movement started by Joseph smith , due to the religious text "Book of Mormon"

Will give you a serious answer due to your dub-dubs

Can you imagine being a father to that many children? At that point you have hardly any influence on their lives and they may as well be raised by single mothers.

I haven't ser foot in the US but my cousin went as a exchange student there (don't worry not shitskins we're from german descent)
He said mormon girls were quite friendlier than the average american girl but were very strict about their beliefs.
she thought twerking or those nigger dances in general Were horrible and didn't like how girls degraded themselves like that for attention.
They didn't end up dating cause cousin didn't have the guts to aske her out but she seemed ok.

>is it even worth it to convert to Mormonism?
if you go for the main corrupted church, no. If you go for a fundamentalist group that allows polygamy, yes.
Aw, fuck yeah.

Same.
Grew up in Alpine as a none mormon.
Was hellish

user, I have over 15 children, and was one of over 30 kids, My father had a huge impact, and I hope that I have as much impact as my dad had in mine.

You would need to join a polygamist group. The only reason why you would join the main LDS church is to learn the basics of the faith and get used to it.

As a Protestant, what makes the teachings of Joseph Smith true? Why should I convert? I am genuinely interested.

Bullshit.
My grandfather ensed up having 9 kids and he had a huge impact on them.
He made sure to instill the best values at a short age and made great people.

Mormons are just the worst. Joseph Smith was literally one of the charlatans and false prophets that Christ warned us about. Their unnatural love of spics and niggers is also something to behold. Heck, I think even Romney adopted a pet African to his family.

In a better world, we would have razed Salt Lake City years ago.

Nine is not twenty nine. My grandfather had eight children but he worked six to seven days a week and had hardly any time for his children, I would rather divide my time among a few children and make sure they grow up to be something to be proud of.

Read the book of mormon (which I admit, is very dry) and pray on it and you might very well know it true.

The TL:DR is this - lets say that the entire knowlege you need to gain all the rewards in heaven is "100%". Most churches have a chunk of the truth in them, might be 80%, might be 40%. but they also have ideas established by men without the holy spirit guidance. True Mormonism (Which as a fundamentalist, I say includes celestial marriage among other things) gives you 100% of the knowledge needed to gain all the blessings of heaven.

Also, say what you want, it is deeply practical religion as faiths go.

Living in salt lake, and naming family ties to the Allred clan, and Timpsons.
Down in hildale it's some fucked up shit.....sadly no one can play they game like the elders , so they get to spread their seed, while other holders of the priesthood cant..think of polygamy as a great system where you can leech off the system, get free labor (your brother and sisters) in the construction field so you can underbid anyone , then avoid taxes because it gets donated to the church and the church basically gives it back. There's more but the best family to take advantage of this is the Kingston clan
..they run most of Utah and Idaho

>beautiful
>Mormon

I have over 30 siblings Barring my few youngest sisters who was born in his time of dotage right before he passed away, my father had a deep impact in our lives, and with the exception of one brother who will always pick the most bad choice he can, we all have turned out well.

and porn usage/consumption

>was one of over 30 kids
How many were your full-siblings?

The Kingstons are wealthy, but "Running the state" is a bit far fetched. They do run the coin operated amusements for much of the intermountain west outside of Denver however.

How close are you with your siblings? I ask because I consider my sibling's closeness and trust in each other as why we have succeeded so much as a family. What does Mormonism teach about closeness to family when you have 30 siblings?

Thank you, sir. I'll research this. God bless.

Truly a degenerate state

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I literally ran a farm for a decade with my brother. I hear from at least 20 of them a month by email or text, and none of them live in the state I live in, and they live in over 5 countries.

the dad starts off with the first 3 sons, then all other sons thereafter will have 4 positive male role model influences.
sad you don't have the math skills or stable family life to not realize this right away

Probably pretty.... Utahded.

the existence of polygamy in several cultures just show that not only is hypergamy real, womens job is to take care of and raise children

polygamy is redpilled relationship

No problem.

wow you're really got him dude

How did you see your father's other wives? Like extra mothers or like aunts?
Do you do separate houses for each wife or one big house?

Just a quick rundown of the groups.

AUB - Apostolic United Brethren - most likely the most mainstream of the polygamist groups. Also may be the largest.

FLDS - The one you hear all the time since Warren Jeffs and his dad are perverts.

Kingstons - Very wealthy, very close knit group. They kinda do their own thing. Small Genepool.

TLC - set up by a real estate guy in Manti, got really popular then fell apart. Lot of weird stuff, wife swapping and all that.

Labarons - Polygamist down in Mexico and US. Had a lot of bloody strife in the 1970s early 1980s.

Blackmore group - up in Canada, broke off from FLDS

Centennial park - Broke off from FLDS.

There is also a handful of groups that broke off Centennial park and the AUB. Might of forgotten someone since it almost 2 am here.

Yes I knew them, they where extra moms,.

2 houses for 4 wives. Might end up with a 5th wife in the next month or so, if I can figure out how that will work housing wise.

which one is Romney part of? his family must be very powerful in Utah

Wouldn't know. I'm a Utah Mormon with no gf.

None of those ones. He's in the mainstream LDS church. He was actually in my dad's ward growing up, nice guy from what I've heard

Romney is with the non-polygamist Main church. I knew some of his cousins down in Mexico - good folks.

how about the Huntsman family?

mainstream LDS church

>there are guys out there with 5 wives
>I haven't had a single real gf in my entire life.

>Yes I knew them, they where extra moms,
Yeah, I got you'd have a relationship with them, just wasn't sure what it would be like. Neat.
>2 houses for 4 wives
They're okay sharing facilities?
How many kids do you have? Why don't you have more?

sounds based af but im not into role playing that god exists.

My dad was the national youth chairman for George Romney's (Mitt's dad) presidential campaign. He said the dude was decently nice but kind of a nut.

Apparently at least at that time the GOP was a real shitshow, though. My dad quit because of the shit he was exposed to and has been a hardcore Dem ever since.

>They're okay sharing facilities?
The kitchen is what they fight about most. Even more then me.

>How many kids do you have? Why don't you have more?
Over 15. Our family aims for one kid a year. We had a good farm in Mexico, but had to leave due to the Cartels. I was leasing farms and money was tough for a few years, and now I own a farm east of the Mississippi, and dealing with the fact that it a smaller farm, but don't have to worry about water. I had two kids this year.

I don't know anything about them.
They've donated to a few schools, that's it.
The Romneys are only really known for the olympics.
Some user said growing up in Alpine was hellish. Are we really that mean to non members?
sorry guy. I've never personally witnessed my fellow Mormons abusing non members but I've heard stories.
That sort of thing probably happens because we're pretty homogenous and tribalism is human nature and all that.

At-least they believe in Jesus Christ.

You do not want to know how many wives the head of the Kingston's has...

mainstream christian women are trash

Night all. No more questions unless this thread is somehow alive when I wake up

mormon here. fucking kekd at this image.

Not all of us were sold on mcmullen. I'd say it was more of a subculture to mormonism than mormonism itself.

I had a hard time believing how many idiots in this state were so offended by the 'grab her by the pussy' thing, which is the only reason mcmuffin got as many votes as he did. but we still pulled for trump in the end.

All in all, I don't think the religion is bad, just that a lot of the culture is bad here in utah.

I remember my first time on Sup Forums. Lurk more you fucking new fag.

I have a polygamist friend. He is quite normal...... Other than the fact he is about to go to jail for having sex with a black 15 year old girl

I don't understand why anybody would want more than one wife

even one is too much in most cases

Any anons from Utah? What is the life like in there? Is Utah the most white state in US because of their space christianity or no??