BREAKING NEWS: CHINA HAS RETURNED UNDERWATER DRONE

KEKED

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post a link you fucking leaf

Haha cucks

Obama ftw

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BREAKING NEWS: SAGED

>drone
fucken bomb with wings

>China steals drone
>Next president says "Fuck you, keep it faggot"
>China hands it back

he's a genius

Trump: we don't even care. China can keep it.
China: s-sorry sirs here take it back
Lmao fucking bitches

take it and secretly destroy it
dont want anything bugged

It's probably rigged with spyware

Sink it.

lets hope to god they just trash it and don't actually plug it into a network connected computer

>Trump says China can keep it
>China returns the drone to "defy" Trump
>Trump wins

is that a picture of OPs moms dildo?

APOLOGIZE

if you tell your enemies to keep the property the took from you several days earlier, you win

That's a cool drone, China! Mind bringing it to the White House?

would the USA paint a stealth drone yellow?

it's probably for research or something

Weird. Just wondering y nobody accusing the Chinese for studying it and make cheap fake ones

8D chess

You're right paint it blue like the color of the water so they don't "accidentally" steal it

Fuck the Chicoms

Aww what a cute little subbo

It was a commercially available research drone. China likely made the damn thing.

I like the way the US navy paints them in that camouflage bright yellow.

its reverse psychology and it makes them look petty and dumb at the same time, literal genius

This was planned from the start.

The goal was for china/globalists to prove Trump would be too aggressive and quick=tempered.

They will showcase how if trump was ruling, we'd go into war before ever waiting and talking about china giving the drone back.

The idea is

>Trump would fight china immediately
>(((We))) are better leaders and patiently work on diplomatic solutions. Trump is unfit for presidency.

>if you try to lose, you win.

- What C uck Left sees:

- REALITY: Begging for your shit back is weak c uck shit.

- China thought they could steal our shit, learn the tech, then use it as a chip to negotiate from a seat of strength... Use this to not only win on tech but slap Americas face with their dick.

- By Trump telling them to keep it, he removes their fangs, and also shows he is not scared, nor needs them to return anything. We can make thousands just like them. This is a signal that you fucked up, and will now start at a higher negotiation position when Trump's team starts talking trade deal numbers.

THE TRADE DEAL TARIFFS JUST GOT 10% HIGHER

>Trump says something about the one China policy
>China steals the drone
>Trump's man damage controls the statement
>China gives it back

This isn't how it's supposed to go. They made it look like USA is their puppy. It's like a slap on the face. A humiliation and a fuck you to Taiwan.

>>Trump's man damage controls the statement
more like obama's trump doesn't have any power

You keep it Canadong.

I guess that backfired then. Trump said we should let them keep it lolololol

Trump says keep it
how is that damage control?

I'm just happy it's back safe and sound :)

youtube.com/watch?v=KleseAAmUKw

>"We are not suggesting that we're revisiting 'one China' policy right now," Trump aide Reince Priebus said on "Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace

The sad part is Obama would have probably paid China $50 million to get it back

Politics, is very much like crystalline fracture mechanics, in that macroscopic stress to the system can be propagated and concentrated to a particular point.

It appears, that that, has just happened.

Obama would. And it would've been torn apart and had its tech ripped off and shit planted in it and he would still pay to give china the impression it's importantl.

Trump is right. You act like it's junk and worthless to you and tell them to keep it. Because it is now.

>we're gonna win so much, you're gonna get tired of winning
it keeps happening

...It'll be pointless after we implement the new Zero China Policy.

Didn't the Chinese say there was going to be some kind of condition that the US has to meet first to return the drone? Whatever happened to that?

4x4x4d chess, literally just set china back 10 more years by telling them to keep it. WTF, this dude is intense.

>Haha, I steal from you!
>Keep it you fucking thief, hey everyone, squints over here is a fucking thief, fuck this guy. Hey squint, fuck you.
>here is your toy back
>Thought so bitch

>China claims to stop trading products to the US
>Trump says we don't need Chinese products
>China offers to trade Chinese products at cheaper/competitive prices

Drumpf BTFO cant wait for Hillary taking the presidency.

Children

Go back to GWB's first year, when China took that spyplane, and GWB did a lot of grovelling and maneuvering with the result that they took the thing apart and returned it in pieces.

>trump told them "keep it"
>return it anyway

LE DROMPF BTFO

it was just a fucking underwater survey drone

there was literally no reason to take it other than to insult us

look where it was taken from

those fucking chinks

>demand it be returned
>weeks of negotiation during which they dissasemble and copy it
or
>tell them to keep it
>they think it's rigged to blow and return it immediately

the drone is tiny even if it exploded it wouldn't kill anyone unless they were literally right next to it

These kids are far too young to remember that and history loses to 9/11 the RAPID detoriation in relations with China in 2001 prior to 9/11. The attacks changed all that. I remember browsing "gopfun.com" back in 2000/2001 and drudgereport.com reading the heightened tensions.

They had their fingers crossed hopeing we had pictures of their subs inside. A real military grade drone would have 99.9% of its software and videos stored on a VPN.

look where it was taken from the fucking philippine coast

why would pics of chinese subs be on it

They already confirmed they were going to give it back before Trump made his infantile tweet

>go to the beach
>play volleyball
>beach ball goes to the water
>'welp its china's ball now'

The drone was made by Chinese, they took it and then gave it back. The stupid Chinese publicity stunt failed.

Fuck off chink

The autistic left is going to be extremely triggered regardless of what Trump does. See for an example. Extremely vocal extremely autistic virtue signalers who aren't gonna get off his dick for the next 8 years. Lots of fun to be had.

No reason we should be screwing around trying to protect the Philippines, in any way whatsoever. They kicked us out, basically twice. Fuck them, let China take all their islands.

yeah it was expert level diplomacy from a guy who has never been in politics
if they didnt give it back, China would lose majorly in soft power aka publicity points "ha weak chinese need to steal our stuff and copy it again, what a bunch of little shits" and it makes them look like the bad guys

Do you realize how fucking retarded you are and that you have literally no idea what you're talking about?

kek

well duterte is trying to do better isn't he? and if there's ever a war with china we need a good spot to base ourselves near them

This can't be real. First, they were in Spratlys, then now in our own bay. Duterte also called for US troops to go back to US, and said his two new buddies are Russia and China. Looks like that sea travel point will be blocked by China. Expect more uptightness in the future and barring from entry even if it's only for trade ships.

It wasn't the Navy's

>if there's ever a war with china

If there is, we are going to let other people fight it. Just like the Georgian war, the war for Crimea etc. Feel free to join the war!! We'll be sitting it out.

cnn would never lie!

>Drone returned
>All of the useful data/IP stolen already
>We negotiated with them for its return after FIVE days, presumably giving them something in return
>For a 150k drone
>A drone which entire value is based off of the IP
This really does nothing to help the US it's just useful for Obama domestically to say "I negotiated the release of that drone, just like Reagan!"

The tweet is only infantile if you're a retard who doesn't understand Chinese culture or their concept of "face". Going to the negotiating table after just being stolen from is the ultimate in being a pussy a bitch from the Chinese point of view. Trump most likely understands their culture and general attitude towards interpersonal relations and power dynamics, considering he has done lots of business with them in the past.

They've already stolen any useful data and taken full spectrum photographs of every individual part of the deconstructed drone then it was put back together. Literally all we gain from this is a bragging point for Obama and even less respect from our biggest rival because we once again failed to understand their cultural norms. "WE GOT THE DRONE BACK!" sounds good to Western audiences, to the Chinese even coming to the negotiating table after being stolen from is the ultimate in weakness.

It isn't just CNN, you leaf. Even local sites are on in this.

that screenshot was from cnn

what is china doing stealing stuff off the coast of the philippines

>- REALITY: Begging for your shit back is weak c uck shit.
ESPECIALLY in the eyes of the Chinese.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_(sociological_concept)

It's because Obama doesn't like him.

>Trump says keep it, thus robbing them of their victory over the ebil USA
>They immediately give it back because what the fuck they don't even want it

FUCK CHYNA, Trump did the right thing calling them out for stealing. They already reversed engineered it. In surprised Trump didn't tweet about the Chinese being lazy gooks that can't even design their own drones. They fucking take American parents and file for them in their ching chong courts to get the money. Scummy ant people.

*sigh*
Okay, one by one, baby. Hold mommy's hand so you don't get lost, you wittle baba.

>China
>following the rules
>ever

>Duterte asskissing China and Ruskies
>USA cutting of more than $300 million aid
>Duterte saying no worries, we can take that from China and Russia

>win the case against China in the disputed islands
>they still enter our shit because we lack force
>also in 1987 constitution freedom from Nuclear weapons

Even you can enter us and violate international UNITED NATIONS law with only a butter knife.

>They made it look like USA is their puppy.
In spite of Trump trying to stop it because he understands the Chinese concept of face. Stamping one's feet and demanding the drone be returned is the ultimate in cuckery.

they didn't need to reverse engineer it all the parts were made in china and taiwan

This is true. Every time Trump uses the letter E the libcucks will be triggered and literally shaking so you might as well stop giving fucks now and go all in on the bantz

U N D E R R A T E D

Duterte is just being tsundere because Obama is such a pussy and unreliable as an ally. This enhances their bargaining position with us because they have something we need and only they and one other country can provide: access into Asia and a check on China. We certainly don't want them to be galavanting with the Chinks.

This. Duterte is a visionary who was cozying up to Trump even before he won. That was the time when every one else was 'HILLURY 98% CHANZ OF WINNIN"

If a Flip does not see that, I'm not surprised you're actually poor as hell wageslave irl.

>humans act like humans
Oh no the humanity