OFFICIAL WASHINGTON/OREAGON/CALIFORNIA BROSHIP THREAD

Why is the west coast so based Sup Forums? Why are we the last resort states to fight off neoreactionary fascism alt right uprising movement ?
Will Canada ally with us?

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>OREAGON
Kill yourself

washington here

I'll burn seattle to the ground before uniting with california

Can socal secede already? I want to see the place collapse without the support of the rest of the country

Shitposting aushit

pls no, save us from the illegals

Oregonians don't like us Californians but god bless it we're better than the East Coast

Seriously fuck y'all from Albany down to Miami

/leftypol/ plz stop trying to normalize your degenerate politics with this cold-raid of yours

>implying he's wrong
LA wouldn't last a week without the food that NorCal grows for it.

Not just that, the water is a major issue. They are having worse droughts than australia, thats pretty fucking impressive.

NJ here

Fags

>Why are we the last resort states to fight off neoreactionary fascism alt right uprising movement ?

Mostly because the coastal states are the ones who benefit from buying cheap goods from foreign sweatshops with no labor, safety, or environmental standards instead of buying goods produced in the heartland by American citizens.

nigga u high
the west coast needs to slide into the ocean

t. wa

This. Except I will also burn down all of California and Portland before I ever joined California.

I do like your trees though, besides their tendency to explode in bushfires gum trees are pretty top teir.

west coast will perish first

Fuck you, California. There's a reason why we never include you in the plans for Cascadia. I hope the Big One causes you to slide into the ocean.

this thread seems just nonsense.
will leave now

The state of Jefferson would like to politely tell you to kys.

I'm here to get frontrow seats when california loses all its money so I can dutifully guard Oregon when you refugees try to storm my homeland.

East Oregon here

We all fucking hate the liberal parasites that are Portland and Salem that force us to go blue every election. We would gladly destroy them with our larger arsenal of guns and weaponized cattle.

Portland Oregon here. I've lived in all three states for at least 2 years.

I wish we could get rid of all the bums and hipsters in Portland.

kill all califags
get out my state reeeeeeeeeee

Another Portland bro here.

Pretty much this...

seems you have kek's blessing , go to the nearest gunstore

WA here
Fuck off

I fucking hate my state

Your time is coming too, faggot. The beast is already within. Know that.

Return rightful Jeffersonian clay.

>salem
>not the cali college student infested shithole that is lane

We need to make Portland great again.

Salem literally voted red. It's all Portland and Eugene.

>flag.

Orcawa master race reporting in

Eat shit Spic

WAbro here. Same. Fuck California and while I'm at it fuck Portland too.

Oregon here, y'all fags need to take your ice dicks and leave. Maybe you should go to Washington or something

Oregon is actually pretty based.

Besides Lincoln County, Benton County, Lane County, Washington County, Multnomah County, and Hood River County.

If you live in any of those counties, fuck you. You know why.

Dear Oregon and California,

Please die.

From, Washington.

>pic related. something I drew up a few months ago.

Calibro here.

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fuck off no one likes commiefornians don't lump us with you

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kill yourselves cucked libtards

OR here, faggot Californians need to get the fuck out. They got done ruining their state now they are coming here and ruining ours.

No we won't ally with you, go fuck yourselves liberal bastards

>hehe

fuck california and seattle but fuck the east coast even more

Southern Califonia here, Hollywood to be precise

fucking kill me, Im surrounded by the enemy

I got hooked on drugs so I cant leave the state

I live in Commiefornia. IT FEELS FUCKING GOOD TO WIN. THE ILLEGALS WILL FINALLY STOP PLAYING LOUD MEXICAN MUSIC NEXT DOOR.. THEY ARE FINALLY PACKING UP OFFICIALLY I AM OVERDOSED

Lived in Tillamook county. Can confirm for basedness.

>fucking kill me, Im surrounded by the enemy
>I got hooked on drugs so I cant leave the state
>hooked on drugs

You are the enemy

Oregonian here.

California needs a tsunami and Oregon needs the Willamette to flood again.

You want to know how insane Oregon is? While the housing boom was going on due to artificially low rates, the Oregon state budget was going up 30% per annum (compounded). After the housing crash we got a bullshit tobacco settlement (soft money) and the budget went up another 30%. When prices failed to go back to their ludicrous trajectory they panicked and said if special tax increases didn't happen police would be fired, prisons closed, and children would starve. The socialist hippie dippie voters went along with this hoax and passed the special tax increases. This wasn't enough money, so the same thing happened AGAIN!

AAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

Your whites are still going to vote dem

California here. I think we just need a good old fashioned 30 day purge to wipe this land clean.

can you really blame me? at least i have a job and dont practice pre maretal sex or degeneracy

so what if I use opiates to calm down

Tillamook is indeed based.

good cheese

>i dont practice degeneracy
>I use opiates to calm down

do you see the dilemma

>Paying state income tax

HAHAHA

It's alright.

My fav is Maple Street, but I don't know if they're still in business

You mean property tax

we're fucked in many ways
PERS is going to screw over the state over and their solution is trying to revoke pensions and add taxes. It seems like economic growth is a concept beyond them

measure 97 was in reality a way to get scrape up money for PERS

I don't care as long as the person I elected, Trump, wins. He won and the illegals all over my city can finally leave. There's a shit ton of illegals in this city so it will finally be nice.

how degenerate is seattle

I can't wait for Hayes to be in jail.

We're going to need people to phone in which people are illegal so they know who to toss over the border. I hope you're making a list and checking it twice

>9.5% sales tax
>1% property tax
>no state income tax
>live in Vancouver
>shop in Portland

life is good

I'm a sleeper cell inside a libshit Washington city.

Daily reminder there is at least one fascist or fascist sympathizer around you at all times.

im from california and i want to kill sjws so bad

the west is beautiful and none of the people living there deserve it

PA here
I'm better than you in every possible way

You damn right I am. Christmas came in EARLY. Merry Christmas user.

Fucking this

You stupid fucking idiot! We're defending you assholes against the radical sect of Islam which supported isis known as SAUDI ARABIA!!

Race wars are inevitable now. Saudi Arabia has been stockpiling 67 billion dollars of weaponry annually since ISIS began taking root.

They also accepted 3 million previously Islamic State supporting Sunni fucking desert rats.

OUR ENEMY, has always been Islam, and they haven't forgotten how we dismantled their caliphate after WW1.

This, there's still one shill mod here on Sup Forums this threads were never board culture and need to be purged

governor Kate brown is a Comcast shill and should be shot out of a cannon

fuck off faggot, i grew up here, dont vote liberal, own guns, respect the environment whenever I go innawoods, pay my goddamn taxes, eat my fucking teriyaki, gobble my pho, and cheer the mariners despite them being misers 90% of the time. kys

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another WAbro here. fuck seattle but its really fun to get wasted and climb on roofs at 3am.
fuck california no matter what tho

fuck this ugly cunt she has fetal alcohol sydrome

Grew up in Bay Area California
One of, if not the most liberal area in the country
Got accepted into Maryland college
>I finally get to leave this state

STOP RUINING OUR REPUTATION FAGGOT

Actually nearly every Oregon socialist spinster looks exactly like this. I don't even know what to call this look, but they're all loopy socialist meddlers. Every councilwoman involved in killing downtown Eugene with public works programs looks like this

Oregon says both you shit birds need to BTFO fucking faggets

Do you commute from canada

I IMMIRATED HERE FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA FAGGOT IM HERE IN OREGON WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FORESTS AND LAND HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL MANLET TRASH

Vancouver, WA here.

I've gone there a few times. Each time was fucking horrible.

>Every person you walk past on the street wont even acknowledge your existence
>bums everywhere
>many places smell like piss
>zero parking
>high prices on everything
>if you sit down on the side of a path or road people will think you are a bum (I had bums tell me to leave because that was their turf)

It's pretty shitty.

Vancan is a shithole. You either live in crime-ridden Hazeldell or downtown, or in cookie-cutter suburban sprawl that will rot away within 10 years.

Source: lived there for a couple years. Fuck that shit

There's a Vancouver in Washington as well.

You forgot to mention the hustling niggers

You have a little strip on ca along the coast, a few dots north of that, we'll take the rest.

>A million Commiefornia refugees occupy Seattle-Tacoma and ruin the whole state

Seattle was a nice town a decade ago. Sure it was filled with hipster fucks but at least they weren't criminal minorities and there weren't enough of them to cuck the whole state.

oregon here, i will genocide every fucking hipster in portland before we live in a liberal nation separated from god trump

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I'm in Washington, Snohomish county and I support Trump so FUCK off you degenerate slug

Those people are so goddamned stupid we could probably fool them into either going red (muh craft beer tax) or self-immolating.

Oregon here.

You guys are retarded.

please leave the union and then be forced back in militarily as feter states with 0 electoral votes :)

>guys
It's just one troll

Good ice cream before they decided to add egg yolks to every release. Cost-cutting?