Are cats the most redpilled animal?

Are cats the most redpilled animal?

>keeps pests controlled
>can adapt to virtually any area
>naturally developed not genetically engineered like cuckdogs
>whorshipped in many religions
>when sistematicly hunted diseases like the bubonic plague spread
>give no fucks about anyone's feeling
>actually managed to enslave humans
>literal compass in their brains through geomagnetic cells meaning they can never get lost or confused about their position
>cutest animal by far
>fluffiest animal by far
>dog owners are statistically cucks

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>Brain parasite carriers
>Redpilled

Check out this bluepilled cuck Sup Forums

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

>literal compass in their brains through geomagnetic cells meaning they can never get lost or confused about their position

Cat ain't birds, cite your source

Many cats have been know to make over 200km travels to their homes when lost.
They also always land on their feet due to geomagnetic cells in their brain telling their position on the plane.
Cant find source since im on phone, but just google it.

Yes

Deer are the most redpilled because they are able to survive independently without some human feeding them trash.

>herbivore predator stock is a german's favorite animal

Picture me surprised

Don't call my cat a Nazi! She's apolitical.

>keeps pests controlled
True.
>can adapt to virtually any area
50/50.
>naturally developed not genetically engineered like cuckdogs
True.
>whorshipped in many religions
Yes.
>when sistematicly hunted diseases like the bubonic plague spread
They were good for that.
>give no fucks about anyone's feeling
She cares about my feelings.
>actually managed to enslave humans
Show proof.
>literal compass in their brains through geomagnetic cells meaning they can never get lost or confused about their position.
Not all cats.

>cutest animal by far
>fluffiest animal by far
This is a matter of taste.
>dog owners are statistically Cucks
I don't see how.

As far as brain parasites go, I've no desire for more cats. I'm good.

They are, and that's why there is transhumanist propaganda pushing pro-neuter anti-free roam dogmas

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based deerkraut

Except that they are one of the most evolutionary successful animals.

Deer will still exist in 1000 years.

Other predators will die out because they are too retarded to keep themselves alive.

Deer are the master race of mammals.

Kill a deer and 10 more will replace that deer.

here u go senpai

>have a cat
>the cat is the alpha male of the pack
>cat are not for cucks guise :DD

>have a dog
>you are the alpha male of the pack
>dog owners are cucks guise x--DD

actually keked, by im probably whiter than you, tyrone.

Spain ain't mexico

I love cats (:

I...was...fooled!!!

Cat cloning when? I can start over!

keep picking up shit with your hands, dogcuck.

meanwhile ill be petting my fluffy cat that doesnt require my attention every 10 seconds and can be by itself without having a panic attack.

You are thinking of Rats

cats are r9k tier shits

they are like snakes but hairy

>picking shit
I actually don't do that. Dude just shit on plants so I let it there anyways. Also, nice toxoplasmosis you got there, cuck.

No, I am thinking of deer.

No.

They are jews of the fluffy kind.
>enslavement
>Run away for confronting conversations
>sleep all the time
>cause mayhem by doing stupidly simple things

>tfw no deer gf

You've never met my cat. She'd suck the meat from your bones!

>cat lies on desk
>sleeping
>fucks up entire desk
>heart melts
>still not mad at cat
>stretches
>yawns
>kawaii.png
>stoke cat
>you cute little rascal, who is my cute little rascal? you are, yes you are

Don't forget roasties that own dogs to take the knot

I believe so. I just know my three cats are niggerhaters.

>needs to control an animal to feel alpha

Cats are for lefties
>do not care about the owner
>comes and goes whenever pleases
>doesn't bother to learn tricks
>selfish and only cares for it's own good
>useless unless there are rats to be catched
>is treacherous
>from southern climate

dogs are for right wingers
>breeded from the mighty wolves of the Nordik
>the big dog protects the property, the small dog assists at hunt
>has a sense of loyalty to the owner, the home and the territory
>will be ready to die to protect the owner
>never ceases to accept the owner as His Master
>have saved people from near-death situations
>has many functions in the society unlike the cat
>man's best friend

Got any deer porn?

I love my cats...

And my cats love me.

Not very alpha if you ask me.

>dog owners are statistically cucks
>"I don't like dogs because I'm a faggot"

Ftfy

this "cats do not care about owners" meme needs to stop. people who say that obviously never had had a cat. cat shows its affection to you constantly, but is more subtle than a dog in doing it.

>would have a panic a attack if the owner dissapears from his sight for more than 2 minutes

Dogs just appeal to your inferiority complex, making you feel stronger and safer because you're a scared insecure cuck.
Also cats dont bother to learn tricks because they're not there to please you, they're there to coexist with you, but they don't need you, like your real human friends. And cats do have a sense of loyalty and many cats have scared off dogs that were attacking people, literally just go to youtube.

That they dont care about the owner is a rumour. Cats sees you as part of their family if they feel you like them. When cats bring in dead rats, it's actually a present for you lol

>Cats are for lefties
Source?
>do not care about the owner
Source?
>comes and goes whenever pleases
They are babies.
>doesn't bother to learn tricks
My cat is smarter than you.
>selfish and only cares for it's own good
Not all cats.
>useless unless there are rats to be catched
My cat kills birds. BIRDS MAN. They fly.
>is treacherous
Source?
>from southern climate
Not all cats. They are found all over the world.

dogs are for right wingers
Source?
>breeded from the mighty wolves of the Nordik
What about the wolves and dogs coyotes from everywhere else? What about dingos? You make no sense.
>the big dog protects the property, the small dog assists at hunt
Cat keeps varmints out of house.
>has a sense of loyalty to the owner, the home and the territory
Cats are loyal. Kinda.
>will be ready to die to protect the owner
My cat would kill you where you stand if you came at me bro.
>never ceases to accept the owner as His Master
So...a slave?
>have saved people from near-death situations
Because they are trained soldier slaves?
>has many functions in the society unlike the cat
The cat cares not for societal whims.
>man's best friend
Propaganda.

Yes but they ultimately don't need you, my cat is very loving with me and my family but in the end it cares for itself the most

> Cat
> Became a litteral pest over time
> Useless nowadays
> Won't give a fuck if you died before him
> Women and NEET pets

> Dog
> Is a dog
> Lots of species
> Will be a bro if you're not a dick with him
> Will defend your life with his
> Will love you to death
> Are actually useful for a lot of things
> You need to be an actual man who knows how to handle responsibilities to own and raise one
> Is not a cat

I don't even see how this is a debate.

Yes, but if it was left outside in the cold or rain, what would it do?

My cats only eat, poop and sleep
Useless shits

Cats exist to give old women an excuse to talk to themselves in an otherwise empty house.

>stand in shit and piss soaked in litterboxes then walk all over your kitchen work-surfaces
>spray all your outdoor possessions making them stink
>shit in your flowerbeds

I have nothing against farm/working cats but holy fuck town-cats and strays are the FUCKING WORST, they need culling

Worst thing the Romans ever gave this country

Dogs eat their own poop. Hot lunch. Is that the sign of a smart animal?

They are shit tier, we have setups where it sprays poison on their fur, they then lik it off and digest the poison. They destroy our wildlife ten times worse then anything else.

How about keeping whatever the fuck pet you want because pets exist for your pleasure, not anyone else's?

Everyone pet has varying virtues. Cats are independent. Dogs are a lot more useful. Rats are small. Birds are weird. Snakes are cool.

Get whatever the fuck you want. Stop being a pussy and caring about if your fucking pet is redpilled or not. Its a pet, its for you.

I'm an aussie visiting, not a german.

>Worst thing the Romans ever gave this country

3rd at best behind more British and false sense of superiority and entitlement.

You're the best kind of German

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You're the best kind of Aussie

>Southern climate

This is a Norwegian Forest Cat and it's, on average, bigger than multiple dog breeds.

>„Hunde haben alle guten Eigenschaften des Menschen, ohne gleichzeitig ihre Fehler zu besitzen.“

I've seen raccoons take cats out. Cats aren't shit. Cats cuck their owners.

The fact that it doesn't need you makes the affection more genuine. A dog must please you because, with a few exceptions, a dog will almost certainly die without it's owner unless another human picks up the slack. The cat shows affection not because it needs to but because it wants to, at any point it could fuck off and survive on it's own or proactively "adopt" a new family, but it doesn't because it likes you.

the most redpilled animals are bees

brotier, thx m8

Dont know about dogs but elephant young eat their mothers shit to gain gut bacteria theyre not naturally born with

as much as I love my border collie
these guys are without a doubt the most based animal on the planet they can fucking live anywhere

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bactrian_camel

all wymenists/feminists love cats

hitler had a dog
putin has a dog

merkel does not like dogs.

Is that really what her teeth look like? Jesus fuck

>>stand in shit and piss soaked in litterboxes then walk all over your kitchen work-surfaces
if you don't clean the litterbox, then it will be shit and piss soaked. if you however are not a total slob and actually clean it dailly, its mostly clean gravel in there. and dogs paws are also dirty from walks. all animals carry dirt around.
>spray all your outdoor possessions making them stink
go to the vat and castrate it
>shit in your flowerbeds
then you suck at raising and educating it, mine doesnt

DOGFAGS BTFO

>>naturally developed not genetically engineered like cuckdogs

See pic faggot look up genetically engineered cats. Glow cats, hypoallergenic cats

Birds are not weird. They are controlled by emf.

...don't trust the government man.

I've had cats fight off raccoons and possums before, I've had dead squirrels and birds left on my porch, and they've fought off other cats. Hell, I had an inside cat growing up that would stand at my sister's door and hiss/growl whenever she opened the door, then I'd just pick the cat up, no issues. Cats won't cuck you if you're not a pussy.

>They destroy our wildlife

Nice meme kraut

>omg cats have lived as semi-feral pets alongside men since millenia but really they've been destroying wildlife all this time we didn't know it until now :(((

>>when sistematicly hunted diseases like the bubonic plague spread

Plague was caused by fleas both cats and the rodents they hunted carried fleas

Your cat is retarded as are you. Get over it, aspie

>naturally developed

so thats why theres designer cats that sell for $10,000+ a kitten?

youtube.com/watch?v=70XMW2fxHtQ

You dont just naturally get a cat worth $10,000

I love both cats and dogs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>actually managed to enslave humans
>Show proof.

Ok:

>>give no fucks about anyone's feeling
>She cares about my feelings.

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Throw a stick and dog gets it. This is for the lazy pet owner.

Try dragging a string across the floor. You and the cat can do laps around the house.

Barsik! Barsik!

Dogs are more versatile than Cats, while most would argue that any animal could be a "service animal" to assist people in their specific needs. Dogs have a long standing reputation helping men/women. From being guards, to helping the blind, to finding missing people, etc. There is a reason why dogs are called man's best friend. Cats arent bad animals but comparing resumes dogs blows the brakes off cats.

>hissing at owner
>still loved and considered badass

How's that Muslim dick feeling in you?

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Elisabeth had something like 30+ corgis at some point IIRC

>Cat keeps varmints out of house

My dog keeps niggers out of the house and everyone else that shouldn't be there

FPBP

Cats are literally parasites themselves as well. You might think their supposed ability to keep rodent populations under control qualifies them as symbiotic, but the reality is that mice infected with toxoplasma are ATTRACTED to the smell of cat urine. In other words, owning a cat will actually attract rodents to your home, and in far greater numbers than the cat can ever successfully manage to kill.

I'm not going to argue with you because you're a biased cat-owner and therefore nothing will change your mind.

It's probably the brain parasites

>sit in one spot
>spin string
>watch dumb cat circle trying to claw string
>watch it turn on its own tail

You're delusional.

Cats, like any domesticated animal, still need an alpha to display dominance in the household or they will run amok. It's possible the sister was afraid of the cat or potentially even picked on it. Coming form a multiple cat household, if you raise them right, you can safely pick them out of a fight between each other, even though they're pissed.

That's pretty gross man.

This is how you base your politics? Le Pen likes cats. She is good stuff.

Those teeth will save France. She smokes. She's French.

That's called loyalty.

No

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>Hissed at sister

Not much of an owner when you don't do shit for it, I took care of it and she never fucked with me. That's my point. Why the fuck should it care about you when you don't do shit for it? Go ask for more gibs mi dats, Tyrone.

You forgot to add that their purring is also a healing mechanism
kys

Cats LITERALLY bring food and hunting entertainment to them. That's like camo jackets naturally producing deer attractors. BADASS

yeah that fucks shit up

they'd be decent if it wasn't for that

nah, she's never had that much
she might have an extended breeding army of corgis or some shit, but her personal entourage of corgis never really goes above 5

>french
>liking faggot animals

Thank God for feline aids! Am I right?

>That's called loyalty.
it's called proof you've been enslaved. To actually think she cares about you, hehehe

Sorry for laughing.

I normally would say I agree with this, but our new kitten has decided that fetching his toys is good fun. First it was little mice, now his favorite is a fucking wand toy.

Never in my life have I seen a cat fetch a wand toy, and on top of that once done playing take it to his little toy box. Hes insane, but damn do I love this little guy. He also sleeps like a freak.

Typical Australian man will punch kangaroo in face to protect his dog.

Maybe you have a defective cat? Take it back.

Oh...Kay.

We have become entrenched in pet politics. Sad. Many such cases!

Your anti-cat bias is disturbing.