>keeps pests controlled >can adapt to virtually any area >naturally developed not genetically engineered like cuckdogs >whorshipped in many religions >when sistematicly hunted diseases like the bubonic plague spread >give no fucks about anyone's feeling >actually managed to enslave humans >literal compass in their brains through geomagnetic cells meaning they can never get lost or confused about their position >cutest animal by far >fluffiest animal by far >dog owners are statistically cucks
>literal compass in their brains through geomagnetic cells meaning they can never get lost or confused about their position
Cat ain't birds, cite your source
Parker Clark
Many cats have been know to make over 200km travels to their homes when lost. They also always land on their feet due to geomagnetic cells in their brain telling their position on the plane. Cant find source since im on phone, but just google it.
Ayden Phillips
Yes
Sebastian Johnson
Deer are the most redpilled because they are able to survive independently without some human feeding them trash.
Daniel Ross
>herbivore predator stock is a german's favorite animal
Picture me surprised
Juan Stewart
Don't call my cat a Nazi! She's apolitical.
>keeps pests controlled True. >can adapt to virtually any area 50/50. >naturally developed not genetically engineered like cuckdogs True. >whorshipped in many religions Yes. >when sistematicly hunted diseases like the bubonic plague spread They were good for that. >give no fucks about anyone's feeling She cares about my feelings. >actually managed to enslave humans Show proof. >literal compass in their brains through geomagnetic cells meaning they can never get lost or confused about their position. Not all cats.
>cutest animal by far >fluffiest animal by far This is a matter of taste. >dog owners are statistically Cucks I don't see how.
As far as brain parasites go, I've no desire for more cats. I'm good.
Michael Baker
They are, and that's why there is transhumanist propaganda pushing pro-neuter anti-free roam dogmas
James Walker
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Ryder Miller
based deerkraut
Jackson Smith
Except that they are one of the most evolutionary successful animals.
Deer will still exist in 1000 years.
Other predators will die out because they are too retarded to keep themselves alive.
Deer are the master race of mammals.
Kill a deer and 10 more will replace that deer.
Jonathan Garcia
here u go senpai
Josiah King
>have a cat >the cat is the alpha male of the pack >cat are not for cucks guise :DD
>have a dog >you are the alpha male of the pack >dog owners are cucks guise x--DD
Isaiah Morales
actually keked, by im probably whiter than you, tyrone.
Spain ain't mexico
Aiden Hughes
I love cats (:
Kayden Butler
I...was...fooled!!!
Cat cloning when? I can start over!
Isaiah Peterson
keep picking up shit with your hands, dogcuck.
meanwhile ill be petting my fluffy cat that doesnt require my attention every 10 seconds and can be by itself without having a panic attack.
Camden Jenkins
You are thinking of Rats
Wyatt Nguyen
cats are r9k tier shits
Michael Martinez
they are like snakes but hairy
Zachary Bell
>picking shit I actually don't do that. Dude just shit on plants so I let it there anyways. Also, nice toxoplasmosis you got there, cuck.
Matthew Taylor
No, I am thinking of deer.
Brandon Walker
No.
They are jews of the fluffy kind. >enslavement >Run away for confronting conversations >sleep all the time >cause mayhem by doing stupidly simple things
James Phillips
>tfw no deer gf
Jacob Anderson
You've never met my cat. She'd suck the meat from your bones!
Blake Cox
>cat lies on desk >sleeping >fucks up entire desk >heart melts >still not mad at cat >stretches >yawns >kawaii.png >stoke cat >you cute little rascal, who is my cute little rascal? you are, yes you are
Bentley Mitchell
Don't forget roasties that own dogs to take the knot
Jose White
I believe so. I just know my three cats are niggerhaters.
Carson Bailey
>needs to control an animal to feel alpha
Hunter Taylor
Cats are for lefties >do not care about the owner >comes and goes whenever pleases >doesn't bother to learn tricks >selfish and only cares for it's own good >useless unless there are rats to be catched >is treacherous >from southern climate
dogs are for right wingers >breeded from the mighty wolves of the Nordik >the big dog protects the property, the small dog assists at hunt >has a sense of loyalty to the owner, the home and the territory >will be ready to die to protect the owner >never ceases to accept the owner as His Master >have saved people from near-death situations >has many functions in the society unlike the cat >man's best friend
Jordan Gonzalez
Got any deer porn?
Zachary Mitchell
I love my cats...
Sebastian Adams
And my cats love me.
Julian Wood
Not very alpha if you ask me.
Nolan Wright
>dog owners are statistically cucks >"I don't like dogs because I'm a faggot"
Ftfy
Lincoln Garcia
this "cats do not care about owners" meme needs to stop. people who say that obviously never had had a cat. cat shows its affection to you constantly, but is more subtle than a dog in doing it.
Tyler Edwards
>would have a panic a attack if the owner dissapears from his sight for more than 2 minutes
Dogs just appeal to your inferiority complex, making you feel stronger and safer because you're a scared insecure cuck. Also cats dont bother to learn tricks because they're not there to please you, they're there to coexist with you, but they don't need you, like your real human friends. And cats do have a sense of loyalty and many cats have scared off dogs that were attacking people, literally just go to youtube.
Lucas Carter
That they dont care about the owner is a rumour. Cats sees you as part of their family if they feel you like them. When cats bring in dead rats, it's actually a present for you lol
Jaxon Cruz
>Cats are for lefties Source? >do not care about the owner Source? >comes and goes whenever pleases They are babies. >doesn't bother to learn tricks My cat is smarter than you. >selfish and only cares for it's own good Not all cats. >useless unless there are rats to be catched My cat kills birds. BIRDS MAN. They fly. >is treacherous Source? >from southern climate Not all cats. They are found all over the world.
dogs are for right wingers Source? >breeded from the mighty wolves of the Nordik What about the wolves and dogs coyotes from everywhere else? What about dingos? You make no sense. >the big dog protects the property, the small dog assists at hunt Cat keeps varmints out of house. >has a sense of loyalty to the owner, the home and the territory Cats are loyal. Kinda. >will be ready to die to protect the owner My cat would kill you where you stand if you came at me bro. >never ceases to accept the owner as His Master So...a slave? >have saved people from near-death situations Because they are trained soldier slaves? >has many functions in the society unlike the cat The cat cares not for societal whims. >man's best friend Propaganda.
Jacob Gutierrez
Yes but they ultimately don't need you, my cat is very loving with me and my family but in the end it cares for itself the most
Bentley Brown
> Cat > Became a litteral pest over time > Useless nowadays > Won't give a fuck if you died before him > Women and NEET pets
> Dog > Is a dog > Lots of species > Will be a bro if you're not a dick with him > Will defend your life with his > Will love you to death > Are actually useful for a lot of things > You need to be an actual man who knows how to handle responsibilities to own and raise one > Is not a cat
I don't even see how this is a debate.
Henry Reyes
Yes, but if it was left outside in the cold or rain, what would it do?
Anthony Cox
My cats only eat, poop and sleep Useless shits
Gavin Wilson
Cats exist to give old women an excuse to talk to themselves in an otherwise empty house.
Landon Stewart
>stand in shit and piss soaked in litterboxes then walk all over your kitchen work-surfaces >spray all your outdoor possessions making them stink >shit in your flowerbeds
I have nothing against farm/working cats but holy fuck town-cats and strays are the FUCKING WORST, they need culling
Worst thing the Romans ever gave this country
Ryder Ross
Dogs eat their own poop. Hot lunch. Is that the sign of a smart animal?
Andrew Parker
They are shit tier, we have setups where it sprays poison on their fur, they then lik it off and digest the poison. They destroy our wildlife ten times worse then anything else.
Jacob Perez
How about keeping whatever the fuck pet you want because pets exist for your pleasure, not anyone else's?
Everyone pet has varying virtues. Cats are independent. Dogs are a lot more useful. Rats are small. Birds are weird. Snakes are cool.
Get whatever the fuck you want. Stop being a pussy and caring about if your fucking pet is redpilled or not. Its a pet, its for you.
Jeremiah Hernandez
I'm an aussie visiting, not a german.
Ryder Perez
>Worst thing the Romans ever gave this country
3rd at best behind more British and false sense of superiority and entitlement.
Anthony Thomas
You're the best kind of German
Owen Smith
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David Thomas
You're the best kind of Aussie
Robert Anderson
>Southern climate
This is a Norwegian Forest Cat and it's, on average, bigger than multiple dog breeds.
Chase Turner
>„Hunde haben alle guten Eigenschaften des Menschen, ohne gleichzeitig ihre Fehler zu besitzen.“
Alexander Turner
I've seen raccoons take cats out. Cats aren't shit. Cats cuck their owners.
Logan Anderson
The fact that it doesn't need you makes the affection more genuine. A dog must please you because, with a few exceptions, a dog will almost certainly die without it's owner unless another human picks up the slack. The cat shows affection not because it needs to but because it wants to, at any point it could fuck off and survive on it's own or proactively "adopt" a new family, but it doesn't because it likes you.
Nathan Evans
the most redpilled animals are bees
Bentley King
brotier, thx m8
Nathaniel Thompson
Dont know about dogs but elephant young eat their mothers shit to gain gut bacteria theyre not naturally born with
Leo Wilson
as much as I love my border collie these guys are without a doubt the most based animal on the planet they can fucking live anywhere
Is that really what her teeth look like? Jesus fuck
Carson Bell
>>stand in shit and piss soaked in litterboxes then walk all over your kitchen work-surfaces if you don't clean the litterbox, then it will be shit and piss soaked. if you however are not a total slob and actually clean it dailly, its mostly clean gravel in there. and dogs paws are also dirty from walks. all animals carry dirt around. >spray all your outdoor possessions making them stink go to the vat and castrate it >shit in your flowerbeds then you suck at raising and educating it, mine doesnt
Robert Baker
DOGFAGS BTFO
Michael Hall
>>naturally developed not genetically engineered like cuckdogs
See pic faggot look up genetically engineered cats. Glow cats, hypoallergenic cats
Christian Smith
Birds are not weird. They are controlled by emf.
...don't trust the government man.
Juan Hughes
I've had cats fight off raccoons and possums before, I've had dead squirrels and birds left on my porch, and they've fought off other cats. Hell, I had an inside cat growing up that would stand at my sister's door and hiss/growl whenever she opened the door, then I'd just pick the cat up, no issues. Cats won't cuck you if you're not a pussy.
Jordan Russell
>They destroy our wildlife
Nice meme kraut
>omg cats have lived as semi-feral pets alongside men since millenia but really they've been destroying wildlife all this time we didn't know it until now :(((
Nicholas Cooper
>>when sistematicly hunted diseases like the bubonic plague spread
Plague was caused by fleas both cats and the rodents they hunted carried fleas
Levi Bell
Your cat is retarded as are you. Get over it, aspie
Christian Moore
>naturally developed
so thats why theres designer cats that sell for $10,000+ a kitten?
I love both cats and dogs. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nathan Thomas
>>actually managed to enslave humans >Show proof.
Ok:
>>give no fucks about anyone's feeling >She cares about my feelings.
Tyler Richardson
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Alexander Sullivan
Throw a stick and dog gets it. This is for the lazy pet owner.
Try dragging a string across the floor. You and the cat can do laps around the house.
Brandon Morris
Barsik! Barsik!
Owen Perry
Dogs are more versatile than Cats, while most would argue that any animal could be a "service animal" to assist people in their specific needs. Dogs have a long standing reputation helping men/women. From being guards, to helping the blind, to finding missing people, etc. There is a reason why dogs are called man's best friend. Cats arent bad animals but comparing resumes dogs blows the brakes off cats.
Jonathan Kelly
>hissing at owner >still loved and considered badass
How's that Muslim dick feeling in you?
Bentley Wright
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Asher Robinson
Elisabeth had something like 30+ corgis at some point IIRC
Leo Gray
>Cat keeps varmints out of house
My dog keeps niggers out of the house and everyone else that shouldn't be there
Evan Murphy
FPBP
Cats are literally parasites themselves as well. You might think their supposed ability to keep rodent populations under control qualifies them as symbiotic, but the reality is that mice infected with toxoplasma are ATTRACTED to the smell of cat urine. In other words, owning a cat will actually attract rodents to your home, and in far greater numbers than the cat can ever successfully manage to kill.
Hunter Nguyen
I'm not going to argue with you because you're a biased cat-owner and therefore nothing will change your mind.
It's probably the brain parasites
Alexander Gutierrez
>sit in one spot >spin string >watch dumb cat circle trying to claw string >watch it turn on its own tail
You're delusional.
Grayson Reed
Cats, like any domesticated animal, still need an alpha to display dominance in the household or they will run amok. It's possible the sister was afraid of the cat or potentially even picked on it. Coming form a multiple cat household, if you raise them right, you can safely pick them out of a fight between each other, even though they're pissed.
Parker Watson
That's pretty gross man.
This is how you base your politics? Le Pen likes cats. She is good stuff.
Those teeth will save France. She smokes. She's French.
That's called loyalty.
Austin Bell
No
Connor Lopez
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Nathaniel Clark
>Hissed at sister
Not much of an owner when you don't do shit for it, I took care of it and she never fucked with me. That's my point. Why the fuck should it care about you when you don't do shit for it? Go ask for more gibs mi dats, Tyrone.
Adrian Anderson
You forgot to add that their purring is also a healing mechanism kys
Ethan Thompson
Cats LITERALLY bring food and hunting entertainment to them. That's like camo jackets naturally producing deer attractors. BADASS
Sebastian Anderson
yeah that fucks shit up
they'd be decent if it wasn't for that
Jacob Jackson
nah, she's never had that much she might have an extended breeding army of corgis or some shit, but her personal entourage of corgis never really goes above 5
>french >liking faggot animals
Jordan Fisher
Thank God for feline aids! Am I right?
Xavier Wilson
>That's called loyalty. it's called proof you've been enslaved. To actually think she cares about you, hehehe
Sorry for laughing.
Caleb Barnes
I normally would say I agree with this, but our new kitten has decided that fetching his toys is good fun. First it was little mice, now his favorite is a fucking wand toy.
Never in my life have I seen a cat fetch a wand toy, and on top of that once done playing take it to his little toy box. Hes insane, but damn do I love this little guy. He also sleeps like a freak.
Caleb Mitchell
Typical Australian man will punch kangaroo in face to protect his dog.
Dylan Sanchez
Maybe you have a defective cat? Take it back.
Oh...Kay.
We have become entrenched in pet politics. Sad. Many such cases!