Is Dan part of the problem?

Is Dan part of the problem?

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>5'7
>Armenian
Yes

He's a typical product of Trade republics like the USA

No, but yesterday a homeless guy wearing only victoria's secret lingerie came up to me and tried to pimp out his pet turtle to me.

He's a faggot ashamed of his face so he grows a beard to hide it

Well he ain't the solution

>that square beard

Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

He needs attention to validate himself.

This is a women's quality. He is a bitch.

Why am I looking at this faggot and why am I not him?

Dan is what happens when a manlet inherits a shitload of money.

Wasn't he an unassuming nobody a few years ago, then he decided to flaunt his wealth on twitter one day.

Dan is just fine

is he the ferrari in the garage guy?

This ugly caveman tries way too hard

>g-guys look how badass I am
>please tell me I'm badass
>come on, it's Donald Trump
>not many people like him cause he's edgy
>but I do!

Liking someone solely because they like Trump is fucking retarded.

It reached peak cringe when so many of you cucks fangirled over that Kanye nigger who's pretending to like him for the attention.

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yes

>Corona Light
Yes. Yes he is.

this

so many cancerous fucks on this board right now

>IS HE /OUR GUY/!?? XDDD
>the first post is the best post! make the first post great again!
>lazy town! LOL

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leafs will be your doom, anglos

Dan "she didn't fly so well" Bilzerian?

youtube.com/watch?v=plmNu1kr6do

Are you doing ok

Pretty much, has anyone seen this faggot without his beard he hides behind?

normies have invaded long ago

Like he wanted you to fuck the turtle?

Did you fuck the turtle?

Atkinson is an atheist though. If you're gonna try and entertain me with my cringy countrymen you should do some Jahansposting.

Don't worry, found it

do's titties (but no reaction from the golfer in chief since he is a faggot)

This, it's cool to party every now and then, but how empty do you have to be to stop the party to have your harem of hookers look at the camera and post it to every social media outlet you have with a gang of new hashtags every single day?

Am I jealous he's rich, absolutely!
Am I saying he shouldn't spend all his money, no way do what you want with it, but goddamn if it doesn't show how hard he's trying to be so super cool and goddamn if it doesn't seem mildly pathetic after the year or two of the same poolside shots and girls with their tits hanging out while he's watching television or shooting guns or some shit.

He's an awkward manlet and a total slob.

Who cares about this Dan guy I want to hear the turtle story.

do they even touch him, or do they just show up to get paid for these photos and then leave?

Why didn't he go on HGH therapy as a child to become 6' master race?

Here is the self-conscious deformed manlet when he was little

a kid* I mean

he is still little

me on the right

all those chicks are busted skanks. if i was that rich i'd have some top shelf babe -- not illiterate clingers

>A poker player
lol... Does he sit in a baby chair when he's at the table?

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you have sexy arms

i wish i had hot women for decorations, i only have an average looking gf

and i'm 6'2"! what happened to tall guys get all the chicks!

He's not a poker player, he inherited all his wealth.

>wearing army boots inside

Dan Brandon Bilzerian is an American social media personality, professional poker player and trust fund beneficiary. Wikipedia
Born: December 7, 1980 (age 36), Tampa, Florida, United States
Height: 1.75 m
Education: University of Florida
Parents: Paul Bilzerian, Terri Steffen
Siblings: Adam Bilzerian

>AND TRUST FUND BENEFICIARY
He wasn't rags to riches

All of them are pretty uggo tho

youtube.com/watch?v=DwBQEXPWIVc

>ywn buy 10 pairs of identical bikinis for your harem

I think he is a character out of an Ayn Rand book, acting as a playboy. But really he is a normal smart dude, came from a smart family, that's how they made money of course. If that were true, he would have designs of some other kind, such as a woman he really loves, or how he hates that no one in modern society appreciates why people are rich, because of competence. Or he is just a playboy, I don't know.

walking STDs tend to have very forgettable faces

youtube.com/watch?v=jtaLxkPXd4E

What a dumbass. He broke her leg.

Now read who Paul Bilzerian is.

Jesus you're retarded, he inherited like 50 million.

He tries to play it off as a "social media personality" and "professional poker player" to not look like the pathetic manlet that he is.

ten hookers at 250 an hour = 2500 an hour
he paid 2.5k min for that picture lmao

>Paul Bilzerian
>Paul Alec Bilzerian (born 1950) is an American corporate takeover specialist.[1][2] Convicted of securities and tax laws violations relating to unsuccessful takeover attempts of various companies in the 1980s, Bilzerian served a prison sentence and was also ordered to disgorge his profits, leading him to bankruptcy and ongoing disputes with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

literally son of a ruthless criminal

>inherit

he made his money playing poker around the chris moneymaker days

I know who the fuck he is you fucking dimwit, I know he's a trust fund kiddy, stop getting so fucking mad. Fuck me, I say he's the guy that plays poker? "N-NO-NO!!!" Wait actually he does play poker.

Get a fucking grip you piece of spastic Spanish shit.

Sounds charming.

Yes. He's a roided up shitskin who also happens to be a trust fund babby. He actively encourages men to just get rich fuck as many women as possible and to make that your goal in life. Degenerate faggot desu.

trump is 40 years older and looks much better than bilzerian, kek

That guy sure lives skanks. I love vagina as much as the next guy but jesus woman can be really annoying at times. That many i would get a headache in 15mins

>I was merely pretending to be retarded haha spic got you now!

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WOW GUIS PRO POKER PLAYER HERE I AM NOT A MANLET KEK AT ALL 36K I'M SO PRO GUIS

Next thing you're going to tell me that he's not roided beyond believe.

All instagram celebs are desu
Fakest bunch of fuckers in creation, and bloody hell, very self obsessed.
Dan realises he doesn't have enough tits and good looks to sell his 'brand' alone, so pays the tits to do it
Anyone this desperate to appear uber manly for the entertainment of strangers probably has a fucking micropeen

good things about paid skanks is that you can kick them out of your house when you get tired

Not one of those girls is above a 7

This. Also why doesn't he do some super high quality limb surgery?

Oh he's using steroids also stop being an autistic shitskin, you got called out on being mad and stupid. You are the retarded one, now be silent or I'll have a cartel come and kill you and your family. 1 taco should be enough to have you killed.

just like pornhub

>s-s-s-s-shi-s-shitskin haha!
>a-a-autist
>r-retard
>I-I-I'l kill u j-j-just like in m-my COD
>Sure showed him haha! I'm a smart white just like Plato!

so mad for being called out, you're an idiot and probably dan

do you actually think that the WSOP is a significant % of a poker player's earnings?

it's a fun event to attend, might get you some screen time to improve your brand, and you have a small chance of winning the lottery at the end, that's it.

Well he's on HGH now that's for sure. He looks like a caveman from his face growth.

That was an autistic reply.

Sure was mate, sure was. I'm personally impressed by your incredible usage of buzzwords.

>believing Dan's marketing lies

There's a reason why his dad did time in federal prison.

burden of proof etc

He could raise a substantial army if he decided to inseminate all those whores. I wouldn't want to be on his bad side that's for sure.

he had 2 heart attacks for doing too much coke. the guy can be happy anymore. too much pussy and highs without earning it. shitty parents will live longer than their son.

>implying his dick works after all the roids

He's so full of shit. He tries to tell everyone he won like 150 million of of Andy Beal playing heads up but Andy never played ANYONE for that much. I doubt he'd even sit down at a table with Bilzerian. Dude straight up tells everyone that bullshit story. He is careful not to say Andy's name, he just eludes to it but folks who high stakes poker know who he's talking about. As if anyone will believe that you started out playing with your navy disability checks and turned that into a couple hundred million bucks in 4 years or whatever. Shiiiiiiit

>lmao dude my gf was so mad when i had to tell the doctor i took viagra to fuck a random slut, but we still fucked on the hospital bed lmao

Not even Rogan believed that story

Is he really only 5'7. I guess that explains why the girls he hangs out with always seem tall.

Yeah I'd respect him if he actually made that money himself, he's just a spoiled rich kid spending all of his money on hookers and photo ops

sorry to burst your bubble but thats not him. eyes.

Manlets are pathetic

The height thing is hilarious.

But fuck it, I do envy his life insofar as he makes it look like he has no cares in the world.

I actually don't know how he can sustain it for that long. His fortune is/was around 100 million, as I recall, and he takes private jets everywhere and spends money on frivolous expensive stuff constantly.

He's either got a damn solid financial planner or he is bleeding money. Or both, just slow enough to squander it over the course of his life.

Which probably won't be very long. Guy's had two heart attacks already.

that's not even him though

manlet who buys prostitutes to pose for photos with him, paid for with daddy's money

Never seen any evidence that it actually functions.

Suspect it is actually fairly small, since he absolutely never posts anything that might give it away.

And given his tactic of hiding his height constantly... well that says something.

Those women are all like the McMansions of women. They all look good but none are memorable.

Well, the fact that he pulls that much pussy is pretty sweet. Come on, if any of us could, we would be doing the EXACT same thing.

The fact that he did SEAL training, twice (once with a broken leg ), and TECHNICALLY passed both times.. Yeah. 5'7 or not, that's still OK with me.

I am probably biased though, because I am a huge gun guy.. I also love tons of skanks hanging around too. I do appreciate his " fishing with dynamite " tactics he uses to get all of his friends laid. That is fucking smart. So he's not just using his money and whatever to get himself laid. If you're in with him, you're getting some hot pussy, period.

>posts probably bilzerian's best picture ever

are you implying he looks worse without the beard? cause you would be wrong

dude looks like a creepy buff Adam Sandler

manlets are always part of the problem, the only solution they are good for is the Final Solution.

This one post is approximately 17 times more interesting than op

Dan Schneider became less fat and creepy.

Damn Dan, it doesn't take very long for you to find any internet posts about yourself, does it?